Left the Castle

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

one direction was right… she’s insecure

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

Is that fucking hetalia

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

#women are always erased from the history they help create

Reblog and tag what you really have flowing thru your veins i have hot cocoa

“we didnt start the fire” by billy joel but instead of pop culture references its iconic vine quotes