Boredom Kills

Random mall Santa’s are hanging up in family pictures in peoples homes, a random guy working a 9-5 is in someone’s priceless family photo.

TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

Last night I dreamt that Cardi B was engaged to Bill O’Reily and literally no one else was bothered by this except me so I went on all the late night talk shows and was like “WHY IS THIS OKAY?” And Time Magazine called me Hater of the Year.

This is still the funniest dream I’ve ever had

the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches

In our lifetime, there will be a country song where the guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.

the fatter you are the higher chance you have at winning spin the bottle

this is random but the pizza in a goofy movie had no business looking that good