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Our combined brain cells are not that impressive, but they are dangerous

If your name is Ishmael Rodriguez and you recently gave your credit card information to a lady over the phone, I regret to inform you that she repeated it all, out loud, in the middle of a Kohl’s. She repeated everything but the expiration date, so at least you got that going for you.

Well somebody’s gotta go ham for futsol.

Mama Mia, here we go again, my my evacuate the dance floor

If geese were given access to weapons, humanity would not survive.

Honestly it’s a shame vine died before trump got into office. He was pissed with TikTok? Vine would have Torn Him Apart. We, the people, were robbed.

I just need serious crystal energy in my life

*I step through the pearly gates and into Walmart*

I can add jackets, I can’t remove flesh

It’s not illegal if it’s a final request.