don't be a bitch

lesson learned the hard way

creep by radiohead

swipeen right awl day u kno what im sayeen

it’s been a hot minute since ive updated this flog and so much has happeened like for example i’ve gotten rly good dick since my last post i would say thats a damn ass good glo up send me an ask if u wanna know what we did in the beedroom! love ya!

mr. dinkins and bawinudes literally just searched for dora and boots fanfiction and came up with RATED R STORIES im scared and scarred

BAWINUDES U R DISGUSTING

bc i felt that being a d1 athlete was too hard so i decided to choose what my heart beats for and its obviously the guy who always tells me to send him a text bc he’s away (someone should rly check on him bc he hasnt come back)

if u ask me what love is its definitely not getting crossed two nights in a row that i dont even remember what happened and slept in last nights clothes but all in all i’d do it again as long as i dont have to pee while dinks is resting her head on the toilet

ladies and gentlemen welcome the new members of the UD women’s rowing team #rowingdontstop #rowhens #cameltoe #walkin #d1athletes #gains #bangbang

ya boy ng

look at that fucking view....of my laptop screen. today me and clare swiped through tinder like no ones business i shouldnt be judging all these boys based on their looks when i have 50 mt saint helens growing on my face. but in other news i joined a bunch of clubs and im taking classes that i finally love too bad sophomore year itself is dragging me across hell

today agatha came up to me after physics that she just took a math test and at that moment i realized that i dodged a fucking missile bc mama cannot math or do numbers for all that she is worth - major props to agatha for being too amazing for her own good at everything that she does