I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

@greater-than-the-sword

lie in bed with me. show me your favourite music. kiss my neck

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

im a lesbian and i lesbianly love women in a lesbian way with my gay little lesbian hands that hold all my lesbian swords while i strike a gay pose and say the gayest shit you can imagine and then some

What the ever loving fuck does this say?

Does your boyfriend know it?

what the hell is a “boyfriend”

You won’t get one with that attitude

oh no! a tragedy

In all the discourse about things boys do (crack open a cold one, come to the yard, are back in town) not once has someone mentioned the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye and singing “this’ll be the day that I die” and I will not stand for this good old boys erasure

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Are you fucking kidding me