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all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

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I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

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Fucking right

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Larger breast bras vs. smaller breast bras

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t h is

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T H A N K Y O U .

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BRO

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the only colors available after a c cup are white, brown, black, and for those special occasions…fluorescent orange.

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As a former employee of Victoria’s Secret, I can attest to this being the truth. Good luck finding a good DD bra in any section other than the Body By Victoria nude colors section.

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You know what was my first tought when i lost weight and my boobs were a little smaller?

“I CAN FINALLY WEAR PRETTY BRAS WOHOOOOO!”

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Bravissimo - size range - 28D-40L - Prices from £20 Cleo - Size range to up a J cup Curvy kate - size range cup sizes from DD to K and band sizes from 28-44 Elomi– Many sizes Fantasie– Their bras start at 30D and go up to 40G with prices beginning in the low $40s Fauve– Standard sets but sizing mostly starts at 30D and ends at 40G Freya– Sizes start at 28D and bra prices start at $42 Masquerade– Band sizes start at 28 and go up to 38. Cup sizes start at D and go up to H Miss Mandalay– The size range is 28D to 38GG with room to grow if there’s more demand for more sizes Panache– Many sizes

(x) Here you go!

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MARRY ME

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God bless! Now I can have pretty bras too!

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OH MY GOD YOU ARE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND MAY YOUR SHOPPING CARTS NEVER HAVE THE ONE FUNNY WHEEL.

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Also, Adore Me has decent range and styles too. And right now you can get a bra and panti set for like $30 with free shipping. :)

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not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay

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Hot, isn’t it? Viktor’s gone to go and get drinks. Would you care to join us?

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Me

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Me when my boss gives me actual work to do

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

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Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

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Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

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SO PROUD

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The Fantastic 4 we deserve

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OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

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We will all protect the small one.

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This might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes

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A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

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or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y'know

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has this been done yet or

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this video was made in like 30 minutes to procrastinate editing a short film and it blew up on twitter with 1,000+ RTs and 1,500+ Likes i’m dead guys

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Dogs are too pure honestly

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I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

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me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*

me: *realises how ugly i am*

me: *closes camera and acts like nothings happened*

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would that make her

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