Bubblegum bitch

          Hands fold curiously over her chest  as the mutterings of the other snatches her attention, dragged from the dull droning of repetitive texts and urgent pleas for her presence during the work hour. Her fingers fumble with the device before stuffing it into her pocket, eyebrows furrowing to couple the concern evident on the rest of her features.

[The fingers that curl around the knob before her spins in favour of a higher volume as she she twists to look at the other] [She squints, trying to read her lips until a few syllables in, she shrugs to yell over the noise]

I’m not grumpy. [She rolls her eyes slightly] Nice to meet you as well, Brit. [She crosses her arms over her chest] What are you doing? Why did you have your music on so loudly?

[Raises eyebrows and giggles] Daaamn, you really are a big bad bitch, aren’t you?! Sucking brats into your pocket dimension is about as villainous as a kid can get. That’s pretty TREEmendous. [FINGERGUNS]

Maybe I need to up my game a little bit.

[Her face curls dramatically, lips turned down in a sharp cringe as she gives a reluctant laugh] Oh honey noooooooo, take your puns away.

[The fingers that curl around the knob before her spins in favour of a higher volume as she she twists to look at the other] [She squints, trying to read her lips until a few syllables in, she shrugs to yell over the noise]

[She kinda looks away and huffs ever so softly] You find me amusing I suppose? [She then sort of lightens up] I’m…Freyja. Please don’t call me that.

[He crosses his legs and glances at her from the peripheries of his vision] That’s pretty convenient, huh? Being able to just disappear whenever you feel like it? Must come in handy when you’re doing your villainy [Chuckle].

I control the weak force. It’s a physics thing that lets me force things to radioactively decay…it’s how I powered this thing, to be honest. [scrutinizes her and blinks a few times.] You alright sweetheart? You look sleepy. [The Laser finishes writing her name and starts his]

‘S definitely useful, even if it ain’t for cliche heists or being a big bad bitch

Oh, so she’s like you? [Its starting to get dark and the moon is quite visible in the night sky. Quickly punching “Brit and Rudolf” into his remote, he sends the command and reclines back]

[The machine is quiet for a few seconds and before a massive stream of red light bursts from the upward facing tip, slowly starting to carve “Bri” into the face of the moon] So darling, what’s your super power?

Aaah you’re pretty slick, huh? Sneaky, sneaky. [Sits up, scratching her head tiredly as her hands pull her legs up into as good of a cross-legged position as she can]

It’s not like I’m hurting anybody, and last time I checked, the moon didn’t belong to anyone. Besides, if I got caught I’d probably just have to pay a fine for public disturbance…though I don’t plan on getting caught.

I’m Rudolf, nice to meet you Brit! And trust me, it’s going to be amazing. [He goes and flips a few switches on the machine, it starting to hum and glow] [He grabs a remote and ushers Brit to some lawn chairs that he had pulled out] so Brit, who’s this catwoman chick? I haven’t read about her yet.

[Tosses her some shades and puts his own on]

You know how America is, we get all protective over shit we got no control over and shove our ass in to pretend we run the place.

Well, the cops won’t catch me! And I’d rather be like all of the super villains from the comics than lay low. [He cocks his brow right back at her and grins widely]

Whatcha say babe? Consequences are for losers, I’ll even put your name up there too!…speaking of, what’s your name?

What makes you think the cops won’t catch ya? You’re gonna be writin’ your name on the moon! [Snorts at how peppy he seems to be about this] I like the cute Catwoman aesthetic, ya dig? 

[He spins on his heel and walks backwards, returning the same grin] Are you now? Good to hear doll!

All of the villains here are great. Although we don’t really get to do enough villainous shit. [He rounds the corner of the barn and there’s a large metal structure just sitting there]

Yeah, ‘m a villain. But I haven’t really done anything like what you wanna do- I like to keep it on the low. 

[The fingers that curl around the knob before her spins in favour of a higher volume as she she twists to look at the other] [She squints, trying to read her lips until a few syllables in, she shrugs to yell over the noise]

[She rubs her throat][She half heartedly glares] What do you mean? [She tuck a bit of her hair behind her ear]

[Her giggles continue on for a moment, broken and uninterrupted until she heaves a sigh, leaning back with an all too amused smile]

Fantastic, right this way! [He starts walking towards the back entrance]

I got some nuclear material to power the thing and Legion just gave me like four million dollars to build the damn thing! Being a villain is great. [He gives her a sideways glance] What’re you, by the way?