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my text post collection vol. 1

[image descriptor:  the collector sits on a little stump of snow, facing right, cradled into himself, he’s clutching his hat while his head rests on his knee. he’s next to a little snowman shaped like the titan that’s in front of him, to the right. inspired by the recent still released for watching and dreaming. ]

His eyestalks bent forward. “And what do you mean ‘funny stuff?’“

“Alright, who are you? … And what the fuck is a tiger?” ______________________________ Oh, okay, cool! Fish lady! Probably not a demigoddess, if his shapeshifting had surprised her that much, but still an interesting acquaintance to make. Deciding to take the woman’s next words as an invitation to join her on the boat, Maui leapt up out of the water as the dolphin and landed on the deck as something a little more space-conscious. Girls liked iguanas, right? “Hiya,” he replied lazily, and settled down on the deck of the ship as though he owned it, crossing his clawed front feet. “Really diggin’ your whole look here. Love the gills. Very fashion-forward!”

“So aside from a shapeshifter and a bit of an ass, what are you? I did ask you a question, after all,” she insisted.

YO Magnus here! My SOs are in a really bad way right now, and they need food and necessities and I’m states away and I can’t help them directly Anyway!! I’m re-opening my writing commissions!! I’ll write smut, fluff, romance, found family, pretty much anything under the sun, with a focus on the Adventure Zone, here : ) My AO3 account is http://archiveofourown.org/users/MonsterParade/works, feel free to browse if you’re considering!! (I’m pretty good if I do say so myself) I usually charge two cents per word, but if you really want to help us out a little and don’t think you can afford that, please message me and we can try to discuss rates. If you can’t help, please boost! Thank you!! <3

“Alright, who are you? … And what the fuck is a tiger?” ______________________________ Oh, okay, cool! Fish lady! Probably not a demigoddess, if his shapeshifting had surprised her that much, but still an interesting acquaintance to make. Deciding to take the woman’s next words as an invitation to join her on the boat, Maui leapt up out of the water as the dolphin and landed on the deck as something a little more space-conscious. Girls liked iguanas, right? “Hiya,” he replied lazily, and settled down on the deck of the ship as though he owned it, crossing his clawed front feet. “Really diggin’ your whole look here. Love the gills. Very fashion-forward!”

“Besides, who would I take on as my next muse? Anybody in mind?”

“Plus, I’m pretty sure you’d get jealous really quick, big guy.”

“Besides, who would I take on as my next muse? Anybody in mind?”

She regained her balance underwater, and nearly choked when she saw just how large her guest was. Quick as anything, she snatched off the spearhead- well, more like a bayonet from the way it detached- and darted around him a little quicker than one might expect from a humanoid in water… Well, then again, webbed digits. … She needed to make a choice quickly- fight or flight? _________________________ Maui was laughing before he had a chance to catch himself. “Whoa, hey, hey, easy there, tiger!” he guffawed. Still in his shapeshifted form, his voice rang out as clearly through the water as it would through air, although his mouth didn’t move with the words. So the woman was a little quicker than expected, a little more canny. It would still take a lot more than a spear to be a threat to him- and besides, it would only be a fight if she made it that way. With a crackle of blue Maui changed his form again, and a bottlenose dolphin bobbed playfully around Mana in place of the serpent, doing a little loop-de-loop in the water. “To be fair, I did warn you about the boat!”

“I think she likes you.”

“Think one blanket’s enough?” Jay asked as she tossed it to him. “I think I have more in the closet if not.