Good morning Emet-Selch loved Azem and despite our canon status as "pain in the ass gremlin shard" he loves us just as much but he's just so goddamn exhausted it comes across as murderous intent

I'm starting to grow an unhealthy obsession with Emet-Selch. Everytime I see him in his Solus body, I smile. Sometimes I'll look at a picture of him and stare at it for hours. His amber eyes, the white streak in his hair, his voice full of venom, his incredible gamer posture when he stands, and his charismatic charm when he enters a cutscene; I love him. All of my Google tabs are just Emet-Selch fanfiction now. I wish he was real, his sullen face staring deep into my soul...my aether. Ah, I'm a mess when it comes to this man. Life isn't fair.