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The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

girl who is normal voice: calling off off work is so humiliating. why wasn't i stronger

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

you can fry an egg in chili oil. you can fry an egg in pesto. You can fry an egg in sesame oil. You can fry an egg in tomato sauce. life can be so beautiful

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

It’s just a joke dude. It doesn’t mean anything. Information has no coherent structure . Ideas don’t touch reality

im not gonna argue with a tall woman, whatever you say (remembers that reducing women to the features i find attractive is misogynist and unbecoming) Autonomous Person Worthy Of Respect