written by me. most of these are quotes from my muse or general musings thatâs come to mind over the past few years. feel free to change the wording to match your own muses.
âWe served kings, then we served the people, now we serve ourselves.â
âYou should not as men to do for you what you will not do for them.â
âIf you canât stand defiance, then youâre in the wrong line of work.â
âYouâre family was built on rebellion, why deny it now?â
âItâs not arrogance. I just know what Iâve capable of.â
âYouâre not tigers. All I see are men wearing tiger skins.â
âA smart leader would put their people before their hatred, but, my god, youâre not very smart.â
âYou can fall in line, or you can fall out of it.â
âThe shadows may conceal your secrets, but youâre a fool if you think itâll keep them.â
âThey broke me so the world didnât have to.â
âI will throw this world into a dark age that will put the last one to shame.â
âFear is a manâs way of ruling. Remember, little lamb, I am also a man.â
âThis car reeks of sex, candle wax, and red wine. I know it was stolen. Youâre not a romantic.âÂ
âTry, âIâll ask again when Iâm legalâ.â
âYou shouldnât throw around your words like knivesâ especially when you have no aim.â
âI would call you a pussy, but even cats arenât scared of the dark.â
âCall me a bitch again, and Iâll show you how a bitch bites.â
"Can you not say blood in front of the humans? It makes them scurry and I hate playing tag andâ Just call it paint. As for that god-awful smell, itâs called air freshener. Works like a charm.â
âYouâre acting weird and itâs making me act weird. If I knew you were contagious, I wouldnât have agreed to meet.â
"The worlds full of disappointments. Have you not figured that out yet?â
âI eat, sleep, fuck, and shit. Philosophical, enough?â
âMr. Snobby is fine. You can go ahead and call me Snobs for short.â
âYouâll need therapy, I agree. You were practically tucking your tail.â
"Are you not fond of imperfect and imcomplete things because you are imperfect and imcomplete?â
âYou told me not to speak or move, but then you ask a question that requires a responseâ Whoops, I spoke. Better prepare the pyre.â
âDonât look so squashed. Youâll make me regret what Iâve done.â
"Those furballs are not family. Theyâre squatters I havenât kicked out because theyâre cute. Big difference.â
"Itâs not obsession. Itâs dedication.â
âWould you like to paint with me? On a canvas, not the streets. And with colors other than red.â
âMy father is suntanning in hell. Iâm sure youâll meet him soon.âÂ
âYour tone screams sarcasm yet your word choice is just direct insult. I can lend you some Shakespeare. It might teach you proper irony.â
"All I asked is for you to celebrate with me and you turned into the fucking devil. Not classy one bit, little lady. Are you pms'ing?â
âI would offer a sorry but itâll be wasted.â
âDonât use your dominate hand. This face may be beautiful but mess it up and ooohhâ I hope you have a doctor on speed dial.â
âThank you for the compliment, my lady. Iâm afraid Iâm not interested.â
âIâm to sly to ever be caught in the first place.â
âI think sadistic is sexier in a female.â
âHm, I was wrong. Youâre generically sadistic. Ketchup, for fucks sake?â
âDonât call me shorty. You should keep your pet names reserved for your dick.â