It's Hard to be Shot With a Knife

This post ended up in my notifs and I still think about this au / crossover all the time

Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.

The single most useful edit you can do before you send anything to anyone: Read it out loud. The whole thing. Every sentence. You will hear every place the rhythm breaks, every word that doesn't belong, every line of dialogue that no human being would actually say. Your eye skips over problems because it already knows what you meant to write. Your ear doesn't lie. It catches everything. It is embarrassing how much a single read-aloud will fix. Do it alone. Do it in a weird voice if it helps. just do it.

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

ranking chopping blocks i've placed my head on