It's Hard to be Shot With a Knife

Bendy and the Twink Machine

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰

Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

@selkiestars hey these are your blorbos right?

reblog and put in the tags your favorite genre combinations in fiction. (example: investigative horror i.e. mystery and horror. or for a more common example, romcom i.e. romance and comedy)

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.