Easily Distracted by Cute Boys

THE SHAKING!

lana caused the third impact

Lizzo is already a better ally than Ariana

Lizzo isn’t straight! She doesn’t claim a particular label but has talk about her sexual fluidity & is part of the LGBTQ community

Me at 27.

I don't love tiktok but it's vital non Americans watch

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

Totally me.

Every time a student says “what are we doing” and I respond, “the same thing we do every night, Pinky.”

What is that from

Me

It’s survival of the fittest and in the wild, the fatter the seal is, the better it survives winter; Consequently, fat = fit ~

this fat mother fucker is scientifically swole!!!!