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Get a calendar
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Cook with a Friend!
My kid made a sourdough bread starter which they named “Gerard Way.” I said that would be a better name for a cheese byproduct.
It's OK to cry!
Be open about your feelings! I opened my fridge and my vegetables were crying. I guess I just have some emotional cabbage.
Make Yourself Some Dessert!
There's this Australian dessert baking contest show called Zumbo's Just Desserts. I was watching this episode where a contestant made a lemon meringue pie. The audience clapped, which confused me, because I always thought that Australians boo meringues?
Know Your Limitations!
I bought a watch that said you could swim while wearing it. I learned the hard way that this is only if you can already swim without it.

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Keep your expectations realistic
OK, maybe you misspelled "Armageddon." It's not the end of the world.
Ask for help with homework!
And try to avoid getting the pages mixed up. Puns make me numb. But math puns make me number.
Drink some water!
Where did the mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually.
Take your meds if you need them
To the thief who stole my antidepressants: I hope you're happy

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You're a beautiful person just the way you are.
Don't feel the need to be anyone else. I'm dad, but I guess that's apparent.
Do something nice for a friend
I washed my neighbor’s car with my daughter. She asked me to please use a sponge instead.
Be kind to someone!
But no matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Find a sunbeam and a good book and learn something new
The sun doesn’t need to learn anything; it already has a million degrees.
Find a quiet place you can escape to
I need to get away from the TVs left on in every business these days. They were blasting Wheel of Fortune in my doctor's office, and I think it gave me ear-itable vowel syndrome.

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Go to the library and find something to read
You don't need a reservation, and anyway, they're fully booked.
Stand up and take a gentle stretch
Go easy; no need to get bent out of shape over it.