peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckinβ¦. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt sayΒ βhey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?β he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but heβs likeΒ βnah i just need a nap.β then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESNβT NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, βcool.β iconic.
2002 peter parker had no health insurance













