Just A Few Hellenistic Kings

have your name and governance become a central model in the First Servile War

it's aways valid to get a shout-out in the bible just for being a horrible person

war elephants are a valid currency

build not ONE but TWO inappropriately large fortresses on the top of steep mountains with inexplicably huge store buildings and make historians wonder why the FUCK you did that

start beef with the ptolemaic dynasty

call your daughters either Laodike or Stratonike and marry a Berenike every now and again

call your sons either Seleucus or Antiochus, with the occasional Philip 

periodically drive the parthians out of babylon

build 16 Antiocheias because CLEARLY ONE IS NOT ENOUGH

choose multilingual documents over personal multilinguism because that is not a royal virtue!

Graciously accept the cult around you that the poleis offer

Passive-aggressively remind the poleis that it was you who freed them from barbaric slavery

be a good father and let your son marry your second wife

two words: imitatio alexandri