fire not walkin w me ⁉️

I like to listen to lcd soundsystem and pretend I’m 38

I'll reblog any post with that anthony bourdain gif even if the caption was just like how it feels to scratch my balls and drink flat diet coke

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

if you are new to being a tornado cows are basically one of the most classic items you can pick up. a true essential

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything