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Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846

this is literally the only funny thing i have ever seen in my life, which includes a summa cum laude BA in the history of art

A d o r a b l e

Accidentally clicking on the trending tab on youtube is like being transported to a parallel reality where being funny is banned

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

That’s his Tinder profile.

And you’re next

Went to the dentist for the first time after 5 years of atrocious irregular brushing habits and NO cavities, my teeth are perfect, I HAVE ONCE AGAIN ESCAPED THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS I HAVE LEARNED NOTHING

These are the perks of being a main character

I'm tripping over this comment

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

“Oh really?”