none of this has happened yet

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

30 minute ago alex, cooking dinner: 6 bird’s eye chilis is totally the correct number to add to this dish and i will not regret this decision in the slightest

ok update it actually was the correct number once i let the curry soak in rice overnight and im really proud of this meal

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

how i sleep watching the liberal media machine who wrote us off for years but is now entirely dependent on us to flip the senate blue: 😌

oh no! is alaska worth taking seriously? do you have to acknowledge that alex did a good job on the last policy rollout??

you can’t stay up past 2am and keep scrolling because i am now peering curiously into fandoms no man has ever gone before

the worst thing about it is that it’s fucking good, like what business do you have writing exquisitely painful angst and longing about **** ********* pining over **** ******?

why is a fanfic about [redacted’s] [redacted] and [redacted] [redacting] him about it the only thing i’m the world that has accurately reflected my emotional upheaval after my mom’s death. why is my close personal friend [redacted] present