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i'm just way too scared to take anything seriously
Every time I come across this on my dashboard I chuckle. It's so good. 😂

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— phaethetically in love !
premise. belle thinks her brother is the most oblivious person in sixth street. the reason? one: because his (super obvious) crush on you is practically the worst kept secret in new eridu, and two: because he can't even see that said crush is reciprocated! good thing he has one (1) amazing, wonderful, nosy sister to help him out, yeah?
or, belle thinks the two of you are a prime example of an s tier romance movie; and she really wants to skip to the final arc already.
pairing. wise x gn!reader.
warnings: kinda ooc wise (i just started the game), wise is a loser (lovingly), belle is an instigator (proudly), comedy, facepalm moments.
a/n: for @vxnuslogy and @milksnake-tea bc yes wise kissers yes
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“you're in love with [name], aren't you?”
like all siblings in the world—or what's left of it, belle schemes.
(against wise, of course. obviously.)
her brother bursts into a mess immediately, nearly spilling his cup ramen all over his new shirt, chopsticks sticking out. laughing nervously. general chop would not be proud. “who told you that? i mean— haha, who said that, belle?”
his sister rolls her eyes. “me, myself. i.” she emphasizes, leaning her elbows against the table and putting her palms together; the grin she wears right now is so serene, but not in the angelic, nice way. belle smiles and wise finally thinks, oh. my sister may need to book herself to the closest self-help guru in new eridu.
Fly Me To The Moon : ̗̀➛ Ryland Grace x Reader
Pairing: Teacher!Ryland Grace x Teacher!Reader
Summary: The entire school knew how close you and Ryland Grace had become since you'd joined Grover Cleveland Middle's staff a year prior. That knowledge only fueled the rumor mill, that one that ran between the staff and students alike, on just how close the two of you were. It didn't help that you were definitely head over heels for the slightly awkward and endearing science teacher.
Warnings: pre-Project Hail Mary and should not include spoilers but caution anyways just in case, pre-movie storyline, tooth-rotting fluff, idiots in love, workplace romance, friends to lovers, slightly suggestive-ish comments but no smut, female reader but no characteristics described, definitely some incorrect science information but I am not a scientist so apologies, I am also not a teacher so I am sorry for any inaccuracies there lol, lightly edited so apologies for any mistakes
Word Count: 14,596 words
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“Can anyone tell me why it was that Penelope asked her suitors to string Odysseus’s bow?”
The silence that followed was deafening. Your eyes shut for half a second, a tiny sigh escaping through your lips. Reopening your eyes, not a single one of your students had dared to raise their hands. No one except for Olivia, your star student, who waved her hand repeatedly in the air from the back of the classroom. A single glance to the clock told you all you needed to know.
11:55. These kids were already in lunch mode, and there was zero way you were getting them to listen to you.
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My take on a Black widow! Reader x Batman and Batfam but with a slight twist, reader doesn't know the Bats but they seem to know them...
Warning: contains avengers infinity war spoilers, black widow spoilers, mentions of fights, mentions of pain, mentions of fire, excessive use of (name), arguing, mentions of throwing things,
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I’m the same anon that liked the Yan!Char profile! I’d like to request a drabble or headcannons for Yandere Char x (Gender neutral) Childhood friend reader. Char would do a lot to keep his past from his darling, but I’ve been ruminating on the idea of them finding out anyways. Maybe they use to be childhood sweethearts but separated after Char and Sayla’s escape to Earth. They reunite years later but, Char doesn’t realize who his darling is until sometime into their relationship. I Imagine much of his childhood is a blur to him.
When darling confronts him about his identify, I wonder if he’d be face with the vulnerability of being seen? The fear of losing his Darling’s affections? Or maybe he’s more stunted by the idea that they love him anyways.
Sorry if that’s too long or specific. You’re free to change the prompt with however it inspires you! Thank you for letting me be indulgent in your asks💕
Yandere char x (gender neutral) childhood friend!
Warnings: typical yandere obsessiveness, nothing besides that! Honestly, this is rather cute
An: I absolutely loved writing this! Char is always a fun challenge to write for, and the childhood friend trope allowed me to write him a little softer than he’d normally be. Also, I went ahead and made him a bit of a yandere as a kid too, I thought it suited what we saw of him as a kid in origin.
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Even as a young child, Casval had had quite a crush on you. He didn't know what exactly made him so drawn to you, and as such a young child he would simply resort to keeping those feelings tucked away out of sight. It was embarrassing, how you made him feel. He hated the way he felt nervous in your presence and how your kindness made him fluster. It was unusual for him to be shaken, and he didn’t like it one bit. You make him act so unlike himself he can’t help but hate it.
Your parents had been friends of his parents, most likely his mother; who was sweet and kind to everyone around her. And of course, one day they brought you into his life- you; standing in the foyer in your coat to ward off the chilly air next to your family, who talked to his mother. You’d seen him on the staircase and had given a little smile and a wave. Casval wasn't the smiley type of boy, at best putting on a polite facade and at worst keeping his stone faced demeanor. But he offers you a little wave regardless. It’s Artesia who actually manages to help you and Casval connect. She’s younger than the two of you, but she would always make a point to be near the two of you- the children of Deikun weren’t often able to play freely with their peers, and both of them were in dire need of a friend- Artesia wore this openly, but Casval was much more closed off about the fact.
It’s not easy for him to open up, even when he was young, but you found a way to break through his defenses. Maybe it was a quick wit, maybe it was ceaseless kindness, maybe it was unwavering determination to befriend him regardless of his cold demeanor. But no matter the cause, he finds himself warming up to you. He did his best to keep it hidden- tried to find more reasonable explanations for his warmth towards you. Excuses like ‘your family was close with his, it would be inconvenient for there to be bad blood between the two of you’ and ‘artesia considers you a dear friend, he would never push you away if it pushed you from artesia as well’. But his parents, and likely your parents, and even artesia knew the truth. That Casval had a little crush on you.
Likely unknown to them, was the depth of Casval’s feelings for you. There was a part of him that was innocent with youth, that could be flustered just by your hand grazing his, and a part of him that couldn’t help but smile at the sound of your laughter, so bright and beautiful. But also, there was a part of him that hated anyone else you spoke to- that hated the idea of you having other friends. Part of him felt hot with anger when your parents would take you home in the evening- take you from him. It wasn't right, and it wasn't normal, but Casval was able to keep the majority of it hidden from view. He was just…protective of you. And you were oblivious to it. He wanted to keep it that way. It wouldn’t do for you to realize how you’d seeped your way into his mind and heart, and it wouldn't do for you to realize he had feelings for you. Not if it could possibly take you from him.
That’s why it’s so tragic when the death of his father tears him away from you. It’s a whirlwind of chaos happening all around him. His father is dead. They say the Zabi family is responsible. His mother is locked into a tower. He and his sister must flee to earth. Casval knows that amongst all this chaos you must be out there too- he hopes you’re alright, in a rare moment of optimism- and then scolds himself for thinking that. He can't afford to worry about you right now. You’ll be alright, your family will care for you. He turns his mind away from you as best he can. He likely wouldn't be seeing you, his dearest friend, ever again, and he has to be ok with that.
In the years that follow, he thinks of you less and less- not as a natural result of passing time, but by conscious effort to keep his mind away from trivial thoughts like ‘what if’. You were gone from his life now, likely having forgotten all about him, likely convinced he had died, and maybe you’ve even found happiness of your own. He doesn't let himself think about it if he can help it. He hates the idea of you being happy with someone else. He hates the idea of you forgetting him. Sometimes, when he can’t help it, he wonders if you ever think of him.
That’s why it’s amazing, unbelievable even, when by chance in a room of hundreds, he sees a familiar face. Your face. It’s been years, and you’re older now- grown attractive with the passing years, with a voice that draws him in and a way about conversation that keeps his attention focused only on you. He can’t take his eyes off you, even behind that mask he worries someone will notice his staring, worries you’ll notice- but no one does, and you don’t either. How have you come back into his life after so many years? Could such a thing really be by chance? That his childhood friend- childhood sweetheart, if he was being honest- just happened to be in the same palace at the same time as him, despite the years and the distance that had separated you all this time? No, it’s not by chance at all, and Char won’t waste the opportunity to finally make you his.
He approaches you- he’s witty and charming and you seem glad for the good company, likely bored with the simple minded and uptight company that this gathering had drawn. Char is glad that you so happily accept his company. It was better if this goes according to plan, he’d hate to have to use other means to draw you towards him. It’s much much better if you just come to him all on your own, simply because you enjoy his company. Of course, his reputation likely helps; the red comet. He preens a bit when you call him that. Of course you’d be impressed with all he’d accomplished, but he’s much more interested in what you have been up to in the time he’d been absent from your life.
He pries as much as he can without coming off too strong, glad to hear that once the chaos of Deikun’s death had settled, your family had been alright and you had been able to live a safe life. He happily listens to you speak of your hobbies- a few of which you still enjoyed from childhood, and his heart seemed lighter at the prospect that the person he had grown so close to in his youth was still the same. In a lot of ways, you were. Time had made you mature, and had changed some things, but Char is thrilled to find that so much of what he loved about you remained the same. Love- surely that was a slip up in his mind; an exaggeration of his feelings caused by his excitement at the prospect of you in his life once more. Nothing more.
You’re oblivious, of course, to who he truly is. Char feels confident of that by the way your nerves are alight with the newfound interest, the way you seem drawn in to him but cautious all the same. And that was for the best- Casval was dead and gone, and you remembering him would do neither of you any good. All that remains is Char Aznable.
He devotes a fair bit of time to spending with you- maybe more than was appropriate; if you factored in all of the time he spent thinking of you and plotting your next meeting, practising his honeyed words and his casual grace- making a point to set up another chance to see you, and quickly becoming close with you once more. You seemed almost eager to spend time with him, and he allows himself to indulge in the idea that you might be charmed, at least slightly, by him. Your friendship felt familiar to him, a comfort he’d thought he’d lost long ago. Everything he had known in his childhood- his parents, his home, his friends, even his younger sister- were gone to him now. But you have returned. Char seems to fit perfectly into your life, like he’d always been there, like your heart had always had a place just for him.
You talk about your childhood from time to time, rarely of the Deikun family, but occasionally you do. And when you speak of a boy named Casval, Char takes the chance to pry just a bit. He feigns ignorance on the subject, but you fill him in slightly from your perspective. To his surprise, you don't talk about Casval and Artesia through the lens of politics but through the lens of a fond memory. You talk about the afternoons you had spent in their company, the way you had been so happy. Char keeps his reactions carefully controlled, he can’t risk seeming overly interested, but equally avoids dismissing your story. He drinks in every word. Something you say about him- about Casval- stands out. The way you describe him; there’s a fondness in your voice, as well as a sadness, and the words you use seem soft with affection. Your voice seems suddenly present, though still warm, when you speak, “He was my first love.” you turn to Char then, like you expect some kind of reaction.
Do you hope he’ll be jealous? You’ll have to try harder. He fights down the smile that threatens to cross his lips; your feelings are evident to him in that moment. For all the little flirtations between the two of you since rekindling your relationship, you’d been falling for him as he had for you- or more accurately- you’d been falling back in love with him.
You carry on, turning back to him, with the softness of your words now shining in your eyes. You seem emboldened by your recollection of the past, as if you’ve come to a revelation. If he had the chance, he’d tease you about discussing your past love life so openly, and with the man you were nearly courting, no less. But it was charming, he would assure you, how you could love so deeply after so long. It’s one of the many things about you that he’s grown fond of.
Before he gets the chance, you speak once again, “you must know that, though.” your voice is light, almost giddy with a sort of joy, spoken quietly. It takes him by surprise. What? What could you possibly be on about now? He watches the shape of your lips around the syllables that follow, unmistakably shaping the name he’d left behind. His real name. “Casval.”
A million different revelations reach him at once. You know who he is. You’ve always known who he is. You know who he is and you still told him of your crush. You’d confessed your love for him. You meant to confess your love for him. His name- his real name- sounds perfect on your lips. You know who he is and you love him, and you always had.
Being seen for what he is- who he is- is strange. For a second, it brings forth a claustrophobic sense of dread. You remember him- when he was childish and small and fumbled uselessly with his words in your presence. You remember him when he was a spoiled child with an ill mannered tongue and a frigid gaze. You remember his family and what they stood for and what had happened to them. For such a split second, he feels as if you can see him in his entirety, aware of all of his plans and schemes and ambitions. But the easiness of your words assure him otherwise. You wouldn’t speak to him so easily if you knew all the creeping thoughts he swallows down.
He should be upset by this- if he can’t even hide his identity from one person, how can he possibly hope to fool the rest of the galaxy. If you’d known, why had you played along? If you’d known, why wait until now to tell him so? He realizes that something in his plan had gone horribly wrong, and it was you. Reaching out to you had compromised everything. He doesn't regret it though, not really. If you were going to reveal him to the nation of zeon, you would have by now. Instead, you breathe the words in a quiet tone, just between the two of you. A secret between just the two of you. He lets a smile play on his lips.
Char reaches forward, into the space between you to take your hand. It fits in his perfectly, like he knew it would. You don’t pull away. “You’ve figured me out, hm?” There's a lilt of humor to his voice, comfortable despite the sudden reveal. As if you hadn’t surprised him a bit. But he knows his words are only half true- he’d never fooled you to begin with. It’s disconcerting, that you can see right through his ruse, that you figured him out and now he knows he’ll never be rid of you- nor you of him. Because now he could never let you go. Char Aznable- once Casval Rem Deikun- had been a constant in your life, and would remain that way, he’d see to that.
For now, the two of you stand hand in hand, all at once everything between you feels different. You’d been confident moments ago, but now your heart stutters with the knowledge that you had passed the point of no return. Char is suddenly so certain of what your future held, and you for once are unable to tell who was standing beside you. Casval had returned to you, but not as he was. The man beside you now is unmistakably Char Aznable, no one else.
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Me and my husband
context : what if the neglected reader finds the book of king in yellow and ends up marrying an eldritch horror being
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The Weighing [pt.1]
Summary: A handmaiden arrives at the Palace of the Dead expecting nothing more than servitude. Instead, she finds golden eyes, a mother's medallion, and the patient, terrifying attention of the god who has been searching for her for years. Being the daughter of Aphrodite, she should have known nothing in this pantheon would come without a price — or a claim.
Pairings: Anubis × Reader (AFAB)
Warnings: Explicit language, sensual intimacy, nudity, references to divine power dynamics, territorial behavior, mentions of pantheon politics, mortal-immortal relationship dynamics, reader is the daughter of Aphrodite (Greek/Egyptian pantheon crossover), mention of family death/dysfunction, possessive behavior, making out in bathwater
The mornings in the Palace of the Dead had a peculiar quality to them — not quite light, not quite dark, but something suspended in between, like the breath before a word you weren't sure you should say. The air always smelled faintly of lotus and something older, something that clung to the stone walls like a memory nobody could quite place. You'd been here three weeks now, and you still hadn't gotten used to it. You weren't sure you ever would.
You never thought you'd end up working for Anubis. The God of Death. The Keeper of Weighing Hearts. The guy who literally decided if your soul was light enough to pass into the afterlife or if it got eaten by a crocodile-lion-hippo nightmare creature. That Anubis. And yet here you were — up before dawn, following Nefertari, the senior handmaiden, through corridors that seemed to shift and breathe around you like the walls themselves were alive.
"I look ridiculous," you muttered, tugging at the fine linen draped across your shoulders. It was beautiful, you'd give it that — gossamer-thin, the color of pale honey, practically weightless against your skin. But it was also completely see-through in certain light, and you were fairly certain that was the point, and you were absolutely not going to think about why.
Nefertari glanced over her shoulder, her dark eyes glinting with something between amusement and reassurance. "You look perfect. Stop fidgeting."
"Easy for you to say. You're not about to meet the god who decides your eternal fate."
"He doesn't decide your fate, little one. He guides souls. There's a difference." She paused at a pair of towering doors inlaid with gold and lapis lazuli, reaching out to brush a strand of hair from your face with a gentleness that made your chest tighten unexpectedly. "Besides," she added, her voice dropping conspiratorially, "he doesn't eat handmaidens."
"Comforting. Truly."
She laughed — a warm, throaty sound that echoed off the ancient stone — and then the doors groaned open, and you forgot how to breathe.
The throne room was vast. Cathedral-vast. Columns rose like the ribs of some enormous creature, draped in shadow and gilded light filtering through high clerestory windows. The floor was polished obsidian, reflective enough that you could see yourself in it — small, uncertain, wrapped in linen that caught the light like it was trying to hold onto something precious.
And there, at the far end, seated on a throne carved from what looked like solid onyx —
Anubis.
He was… not what the frescoes had prepared you for. Tall, yes. Broad-shouldered, yes. The jackal head — stylized, regal, the ears tall and alert — was unmistakable. But the frescoes hadn't captured the stillness of him. The way he held himself like everything around him was simply weather happening at a distance. He was speaking to one of the guards, his voice a low, resonant murmur that you felt more than heard, vibrating somewhere behind your sternum.
Nefertari pressed a hand to the small of your back — warm, grounding — and guided you forward. A few servants who had been attending to incense braziers along the periphery quietly stepped aside, melting into the columns like they'd rehearsed it. The guard Anubis had been speaking to bowed deeply and retreated.
And then those eyes found you.
Golden. Burning gold, like the desert at high noon, like amber caught in the moment between solid and liquid. They traveled over you — not quickly, not slowly, but with a kind of deliberate, measured attention that made the skin beneath the linen prickle with heat you were absolutely not going to acknowledge. You held your ground, even though every instinct in your body was screaming to either bow lower or run. Possibly both.
The silence stretched. It pooled between you like honey dripping from a spoon — thick, slow, almost unbearable in its sweetness.
Then he spoke.
"Your name."
Not a request. An observation, almost. Like he already knew the shape of your name and was simply waiting for you to fill in the sound of it. His voice was deeper than you expected — rich and dark, the kind of voice that didn't need to raise itself to fill a room. It simply did.
You swallowed. Straightened your spine. Felt Nefertari's hand withdraw from your back and resisted the urge to grab for it again.
"(Y/N)," you said. Your voice came out steadier than you expected, which was a small mercy. "My name is (Y/N)."
Something shifted behind those golden eyes. Something that might have been interest, might have been recognition, might have been the particular stillness of a predator that had just noticed something it hadn't anticipated in its territory. The jackal head tilted — just slightly, just enough — and the corner of what you could only describe as his mouth curved upward by the most incremental degree.
"(Y/N)," he repeated, and the way your name sounded in his mouth was dangerous. Like a spell being cast. Like a door being opened that you weren't entirely sure you wanted to walk through.
"Welcome."
The linen shifted against your skin as the air in the throne room seemed to contract — or maybe that was just your lungs forgetting their job again. The light caught the gold of his eyes, and you realized, with a certainty that settled into your bones like morning warmth, that this was going to be complicated.
The shift was subtle. One moment the throne room hummed with its usual quiet activity — servants tending braziers, the distant whisper of linen against stone, the low murmur of guards stationed in shadowed alcoves. The next, Anubis raised a hand, and it all stopped like someone had pressed pause on the world itself.
"Leave us."
Two words. No heat, no impatience, no explanation. Just a quiet command that carried the weight of something that had been decided long before he'd opened his mouth. Nefertari caught your eye as she turned to go, and there it was again — that knowing look, the slight upturn of her lips, the ghost of a told you so dancing in her expression. She pressed her hands together in deference and melted away with the others, bare feet silent against the obsidian floor.
And then it was just you, and him, and approximately eleven million square feet of ancient Egyptian stone and a silence so complete you could hear your own pulse doing something deeply inconvenient against your eardrums.
You stood there. He sat there. The air between you felt like taut wire — humming, vibrating, dangerous if touched.
"Closer."
Again — not a request. His voice had dropped half a register, and the word resonated somewhere in your chest, in the pit of your stomach, in places you were absolutely not cataloging. You took a step forward. Then another. The obsidian floor was cool through the thin soles of your sandals, and each step felt deliberate, ceremonial, like walking toward something inevitable.
When you were near enough to count the gold flecks embedded in the onyx armrests of his throne — near enough to catch the scent of him, which was myrrh and desert sandalwood and something underneath that was purely animal in the oldest, most primal sense of the word — he leaned forward.
His hand rose. Long fingers, dark-skinned, tipped with nails that gleamed like polished hematite. You held very, very still. His fingers found your chin — gentle, shockingly gentle, considering who this was, considering what those hands did for a living — and tilted your face upward.
Your breath hitched. You couldn't help it. His palm was warm against your jaw, and his thumb traced a line along the edge of your chin that sent a shiver skittering down your spine like a dropped stone rippling through still water.
"You're trembling," he observed, golden eyes holding yours with an intensity that bordered on devouring.
"Good observation," you managed, because apparently your mouth had decided that now was the time for dry humor. "Very astute. Ten out of ten."
The sound he made was low, almost a laugh, vibrating through the hand still cradling your face. "You continue to surprise me, (Y/N)."
And then he kissed you.
It wasn't hesitant. It wasn't questioning. It was the kiss of someone who had weighed every outcome and decided that this — you — was the answer. His mouth was warm and firm against yours, and the taste of him was strange and addictive, like spiced wine and something electric that you had no frame of reference for. His other hand found the back of your neck, fingers threading into the hair at your nape, and he pulled you closer with a sureness that made your knees forget they were supposed to be load-bearing structures.
Then his tongue traced the seam of your lips, and every coherent thought you'd ever possessed evacuated your skull like rats from a burning building.
You opened for him — instinctively, desperately, completely — and he deepened the kiss with a slowness that felt worshipped. His tongue swept against yours, tasting, claiming, mapping the inside of your mouth like a cartographer charting territory he intended to annex. The heat of him was overwhelming — not just his mouth but his presence, the way it pressed against your senses like sunlight through stained glass, colorful and inescapable.
Your hands found his shoulders without your permission, fingers curling into the rich fabric of his robes, gripping like he was the only solid thing in a world that had gone liquid and dangerous. The linen across your chest did absolutely nothing to hide the fact that your heart was staging a full percussion solo, and you blushed — a full-body, all-over, nuclear-grade blush that you were certain was visible even in the dim throne room light. Heat flooded your cheeks, your neck, the exposed skin of your chest, and you made a small, mortified sound against his mouth that he swallowed like it was a gift.
He pulled back slowly. Too slowly. His lips dragged against yours like he was reluctant to release them, and when the kiss finally broke, you were left standing there with your lips still parted, your breath ragged, your hands still fisted in his robes like your fingers had forgotten how to let go.
The smile he gave you was devastating.
Not kind. Not cruel. Something in between — the smile of a predator who had just caught something exquisite and knew exactly what he planned to do with it. His golden eyes were half-lidded now, heavy-lidded, and there was a satisfaction in them that made your stomach flip so violently you thought you might actually ascend to the afterlife right here, right now, no weighing-of-the-heart required.
"My quarters," he said. His voice was rougher than before, scraped raw around the edges, and the effect it had on you should have been studied by scholars. "Tonight. I expect you."
He released your chin. His fingers lingered for a moment, trailing down the line of your jaw, the column of your throat — a fleeting, featherlight touch that burned hotter than any fire — before withdrawing entirely.
You blinked. Swallowed. Opened your mouth, closed it, opened it again. Your brain was running on approximately twelve percent capacity, and the remaining eighty-eight was devoted entirely to replaying the last sixty seconds on a loop that showed no signs of stopping.
"Is that—" you started, your voice cracking spectacularly. You cleared your throat, attempted dignity, failed spectacularly. "Is that an order, or…?"
His smile widened. The golden eyes glittered.
"I think you know the answer to that."
You did. You absolutely did. And that was the most terrifying part of all.
The corridor to his chambers was a throat. Long, narrow, lit by torches that burned without smoke or sound, their flames bending inward toward you as you passed as though the darkness itself was curious about what you carried. The stone was cool beneath your bare feet — you had removed your sandals three corridors back, some instinct telling you that stone wanted contact, wanted to feel the weight of you pressing into it, wanted to remember you'd been here. You're attributing consciousness to architecture now. Wonderful. Three weeks in the House of the Dead and you've already lost your mind. The clay jar of blue lotus oil sat warm in your palms, the heat of your grip slowly working through the terracotta, and you could smell the oil already — sweet, heavy, almost narcotic — seeping through the imperfect seal of the lid. Each breath carried it deeper into you, settling behind your sternum like a second heartbeat.
The door was not a door so much as a slab of limestone that had been persuaded into a rectangular shape and hung on bronze hinges older than most living dynasties. Hieroglyphs crawled across its surface in bands and columns, and if you looked at them straight on they held still — ibises and ankhs and reed leaves carved with a precision that suggested the artisan who had made them had very strong feelings about straight lines. But in the periphery, in the uncertain margin where your vision faltered, the glyphs moved. Not dramatically. Not alarmingly. They simply shifted, rearranged themselves, told and retold their stories in an endless, silent loop. Don't look at them sideways, Nefertari had told you. They'll show you things you're not ready for. You kept your eyes forward and pressed your palm flat against the stone. It was warm. Warm in the way that skin is warm — not the heat of fire or sun, but the heat of something alive.
The door swung inward without sound.
Steam hit you like a wall. Not unpleasant — the opposite, in fact — a wall of rose-scented, mineral-thick humidity that wrapped around your body and clung to every exposed inch of skin. The chamber beyond was larger than it had any right to be, hewn from the living bedrock beneath the palace, its ceiling disappearing into a darkness that the steam only half-illuminated. The walls wept with condensation, each droplet catching the amber glow of oil lamps hung in bronze brackets at intervals, and the air was so saturated with heat and moisture that breathing felt like drinking. The floor sloped downward toward the center, where the bath — a great, natural pool fed by a hot spring you could hear burbling somewhere beneath the stone — sat like a wound in the earth filled with rose-gold water. Oils floated on its surface in iridescent sheens: myrrh, cedarwood, something sharper underneath — frankincense, maybe, or the resin of some tree that only grew in the dreams of gods.
And in the water, up to his chest, was Anubis.
He had been reclining, you realized — his back against the stone edge of the pool, his arms spread along the rim, the dark fur of his jackal ears sleeked flat against his head by the water. At the sound of the door he raised himself, and the water sluiced off the planes of his shoulders, the sharp architecture of his collarbones, the edges of the nemes headdress that even here, even in the privacy of his chambers, he had not fully removed. Water caught in the hollows of his throat, pooled in the divot above his sternum, traced the lines of muscle that shifted beneath skin that was not quite human in its texture — smoother, tighter, drawn over bone and sinew with a precision that felt less biological and more designed. His ears rose from the water, tall and expressive, and they rotated toward the door with a mechanical alertness that sent a shiver racing down your spine despite the suffocating warmth of the room. Those ears have probably heard the dying breaths of pharaohs, you thought, and immediately wished you hadn't. That is not helpful. That is the opposite of helpful.
"Come closer, dear." The words were warm, lazy, carrying the amused cadence of someone who had been waiting and was not at all troubled by the wait. His mouth curved — slow, deliberate, the smile of someone who had already read the end of the story and found it deeply entertaining. "I don't bite."
He absolutely bites, a voice in the back of your skull insisted, and it sounded remarkably like Nefertari. He is a jackal-headed god of death and embalming. His entire domain involves teeth.
But you moved forward anyway, because you had been moving toward this moment since the throne room, since the linen, since the moment Nefertari's hand had pressed against your back and guided you toward those impossible golden eyes. Your feet found the smooth stone ledge surrounding the pool, and you set the clay jar down with a small, deliberate click that echoed in the wet acoustics of the chamber. Your fingers trembled as you reached up and found the single bronze pin holding the gauzy fabric at your left shoulder. It was warm from your body. The fabric shifted, sighed, and began to fall.
It did not fall quickly. The linen — gossamer, almost weightless, dyed the color of pale honey — seemed to reluctantly release your skin, peeling away in layers. First your shoulder, then the slope of your breast, then the curve of your waist, each newly exposed inch meeting the humid air like a confession. Don't think about it. Don't think about how you look. Don't think about the steam or the light or the way the air feels against— The fabric caught at your hips for one excruciating moment, clinging, then surrendered to gravity entirely and pooled at your feet in a whisper of cloth against stone.
You stood bare before a god.
The heat of the room was instant and total, pressing against every surface of your body — the curves and planes and soft places that had never known air this warm, this thick, this attentive. Gooseflesh rose across your arms and thighs despite the temperature, and your skin prickled with a sensation that was not quite cold and not quite fear but something in between, something that lived in the space between vulnerability and want.
Anubis went completely still.
Not the stillness of a predator — you had seen that in the throne room, the coiled, electric tension of something about to move. This was different. This was the stillness of a man struck, frozen in the act of breathing, every faculty of attention narrowed to a single burning point. His golden eyes — those eyes that had watched souls weigh themselves against the feather of Ma'at, that had measured the hearts of the unworthy and found them wanting — traveled. Not quickly. Not hastily. With the patient, reverent thoroughness of a scribe copying sacred text onto fresh papyrus, each line deliberate, each stroke precise.
He saw your throat, the delicate architecture of cartilage and tendon, the pulse hammering visibly beneath the skin. He saw your shoulders, the slope of them, the way they tensed and released with each ragged breath you couldn't quite control. He saw your breasts — oh god, he saw your breasts — the swell and fall of them, the way they rose with your inhale and dipped with your exhale, the flush that was spreading across the skin of your chest like sunrise mapped onto flesh. His gaze dragged lower, past the narrow valley of your waist, the soft plane of your belly where your muscles clenched involuntarily under the weight of his attention. Lower still, to the dark hair between your thighs, the place where your legs pressed together on instinct — not hiding, not anymore, but presenting, as if your body had made a decision your mind was still catching up to. He saw everything. He missed nothing. His long tongue — wet, dark, impossibly long, the kind of anatomical feature that existed in a space between nightmare and fantasy — slipped past his lips and traced a slow, deliberate arc across his lower palate.
That tongue was in my mouth this morning, you thought, and the memory alone was enough to make your knees tremble.
You stepped into the water.
It was hot. Not scalding, not painful, but a deep, penetrating warmth that wrapped around your ankles, your calves, your thighs as you descended the smooth stone steps carved into the side of the pool. The water was silk against your skin, thicker than water had any right to be, saturated with oils that made it feel like liquid devotion. Rose-gold, you realized — the water was genuinely rose-gold, the color of dawn caught in amber, the color of something sacred diluted into something intimate. You sank to your chest, then your shoulders, the heat seeping into muscles you hadn't realized were clenched, loosening knots of tension that had been living in your body since you'd first walked through the palace gates. The stone beneath your feet was smooth, worn by centuries — millennia — of use, and the spring burbled somewhere below, audible but unseen, filling the pool with a gentle current that pressed against your body like the hands of something patient and affectionate.
You were close to him now. Close enough to see the individual drops of water clinging to the fur of his ears, close enough to count the gold flecks in his irises — there, and there, and there, like a constellation mapped onto the eye of a god — close enough to feel the heat that radiated off his body, separate from the water, a different kind of warmth entirely. Older. His shoulder was six inches from yours. The distance felt mathematical, calculated, like he knew exactly how much space to leave to make the proximity * unbearable.*
He leaned forward.
His hand rose from the water — his arm catching the lamplight, water streaming in rivulets down the dark skin, each droplet catching gold as it fell — and found the curve of your jaw. His palm was warm and rough, calloused in places you didn't expect, and his fingers curved behind your ear with a gentleness that made something crack open in your chest. His thumb traced the line of your cheekbone, and the touch was so specific, so precise, that you felt it in every nerve ending below your collarbone simultaneously. He's touching me the way you handle something that might break, you thought. He's touching me like I'm valuable.
Then his mouth found yours.
This kiss was different. The throne room had been a door slamming open — claiming, declarative, an announcement to the universe. This was something else entirely. This was careful. His lips moved against yours with a slowness that bordered on worship, pressing and releasing, pressing and releasing, a rhythm as deliberate and inexorable as the tide. He tasted of the mineral water, of myrrh and cedarwood and something underneath that was uniquely him — dark and wild and ancient, the taste of desert nights and unburied secrets. His other hand found the small of your back beneath the water, and his fingers spread wide, pressing you forward, pulling you into the space between his body and the water's warmth until there was nothing between you but heat and current and the impossible softness of his mouth.
His tongue entered you.
Not aggressively. Not urgently. It slid past your lips with the same unhurried patience as everything else — long, impossibly long, warm and slick and skilled in a way that bypassed every rational thought in your brain and went straight to the animal part of you that understood nothing except more. It swept against the roof of your mouth, curled behind your teeth, stroked along the length of your tongue with a pressure and rhythm that made a sound escape your throat — a small, broken, desperate sound that you had absolutely no control over and that echoed off the wet stone walls and came back to you like an accusation.
Your hands found his chest beneath the water. The muscle beneath your palms was dense, compressed in a way that human muscle wasn't, and his heart — he has a heart, of course he has a heart, why is that surprising — beat against your fingertips with a rhythm that was not quite human: too slow, too deep, the pulse of something that operated on a different timescale entirely. Your fingers curled into the skin of his shoulders, your nails pressing crescents into flesh that yielded only slightly, and you pulled yourself closer because the distance between your bodies was offensive and needed to be corrected immediately.
Then you pulled back.
Your hands flat against his chest, your palms pressing hard enough to feel the slow, impossible drum of his heartbeat, you broke the kiss and dragged air into your lungs like a drowning woman surfacing. The steam filled the space where your mouths had been, and for a moment the world consisted entirely of sensation: the water lapping at your collarbones, his breath warm against your wet face, the taste of him still coating the inside of your mouth, the frantic, arrhythmic pounding of your own heart doing its level best to escape your ribcage.
"Wait." Your voice was barely recognizable — ragged, breathless, scraped raw at the edges. You inhaled. Deep. The air was thick with steam and oil and him, and you pulled it into your lungs like medicine. Another breath. Another. Your hands were still flat against his chest, and they were shaking — you could feel them trembling against the solid wall of muscle beneath them, could feel the faint tremors running through your wrists and into your shoulders. Get it together. Get it together. You are a grown woman standing in the bath of a literal deity and you are falling apart like wet parchment.
"What's going on?" The words tumbled out before you could arrange them neatly, landing in the steam between you like stones dropped into still water. You stared at him — this impossible, beautiful, terrifying creature — and gestured vaguely at all of him: the jackal head, the golden eyes, the body that was neither fully human nor fully animal but something else entirely, something that existed in a category for which your language had no adequate word. "Why are you so you?"
Brilliant. Eloquent. He's going to be so impressed with your vocabulary.
The sound he made was not quite a laugh. It was deeper, rougher, a vibration that started in his chest and traveled through the water between you, pressing against your submerged skin like a warm current. His hand — still at the small of your back — flexed, his fingers spreading wider, pressing you infinitesimally closer, and the movement was so small, so controlled, that it felt less like a gesture and more like a statement.
"I'm claiming you." He said it the way another man might say I'm having tea or the sun rose this morning — simply, factually, without pretense or elaborate justification. His golden eyes held yours, and in the lamplight they were not simply gold but a spectrum: deep amber at the edges, molten yellow at the center, flecks of something almost white-hot near the pupil. "Before you can say no."
Before you can say no. The words landed in the center of your chest and stayed there, warm and heavy, and you felt them propagate outward like ripples from a stone dropped into still water. Before you can say no. Not so you can't say no. Not you won't have the chance to say no. The difference was razor-thin but absolute, and you felt it acutely — the distinction between a man who takes and a man who offers, the razor edge between captivity and something that walked and talked and tasted like surrender but was, in truth, a choice.
"Though of course," he added, and here his voice shifted — dropped, softened, the lazy confidence giving way to something quieter and far more dangerous in its honesty — "you could say no."
He said it like he meant it. His hand at your back did not tighten. His body did not press forward. His golden eyes did not narrow or demand. He simply waited — patient, ancient, a being who had watched civilizations rise and crumble into sand and who was perfectly willing to wait for your answer with the same infinite calm he'd waited for everything else since the dawn of the afterlife. The steam curled between you. The spring murmured below. The lamps flickered, throwing dancing shadows across the wet walls.
And you understood — with a suddenness that was almost violent in its clarity — that the choice was real. That he would let you walk out of this chamber, untouched, unclaimed, and he would return to his bath and his oils and his eternal work and he would wait. However long it took. He had, after all, been waiting for things since before the pyramids were built. He had developed an exquisite patience for them.
He's giving me the choice, you thought, and the realization moved through you like the hot water moving over your skin — slow, total, transformative. He could take. He is a god. But he is choosing to offer.
The steam swirled. His thumb traced a slow circle against your lower back.
"No," you said quietly.
His golden eyes flickered. Just barely — a contraction of the iris, a shift in the quality of the gold, something that in a human face would have been a flinch. There it is, you thought. He didn't expect that. For all his patience, for all his ancient, divine composure, he had not expected you to say no, and the realization that you could — that you did — had landed somewhere vulnerable.
You smiled. Small, slightly unsteady, but real.
"No, I won't say no." Your hands were still flat against his chest, and you felt his heartbeat shift beneath your palms — a fractional change in rhythm, a quickening so subtle that only someone touching him, holding him, could have detected it. "I'm just — I needed a minute. To understand that it was actually a choice." You exhaled, slow and shaky, and let your forehead rest against his collarbone, just for a moment, just long enough to gather yourself. The water lapped gently against your jaw. His chin came to rest on the crown of your head, and his hand — that careful, devastating hand — slid from your lower back to rest against the nape of your neck, fingers curling into the wet hair at your nape with a possessiveness that was the opposite of the restraint he'd shown a moment ago. Now, you thought, feeling the shift in his grip like a change in weather, now he knows I'm staying.
His voice was a murmur against your hair, rough and warm, scraped down to something almost raw: "Good."
His hand left your neck and disappeared beneath the water, his fingers moving with purpose through the rose-gold current, reaching for something you couldn't see — something resting on the stone ledge of the pool, hidden beneath a fold of discarded linen. The water displaced around his movement, tiny wavelets lapping against your collarbone, warm and rhythmic, and you watched the surface ripple and distort the reflected lamplight into fractured amber patterns. When his hand resurfaced, it was closed, his long fingers curled protectively around something small that gleamed faintly in the humid, low-lit air. Water streamed between his knuckles, catching gold, and for a moment he simply held it — suspended between the bath and the air, between giving and keeping, between the man and the god.
Then he opened his hand.
The medallion was small — no larger than a scarab beetle, no wider than the base of your thumb — but the moment it caught the lamplight, something in your chest lurched. It was white. Not the pale, uncertain white of bone or ash, but a living white — the white of moonlight on still water, of new lotus petals before the sun has touched them, of the first breath of winter morning. The metal — if it was metal at all, because it seemed to shift in the light, to breathe, to exist in a state somewhere between solid and liquid — was worked into a shape you didn't recognize at first. A flower, perhaps. A star. Something with curves and angles that seemed to rearrange themselves depending on where you looked, as though the craftsmen who had forged it had not worked in three dimensions but in meaning.
What is that? The thought rose unbidden, and with it came a strange, pulling sensation — not in your body but somewhere behind your body, in the space between your thoughts where dreams lived. The medallion seemed to recognize something in you, to call to something dormant, and the recognition was mutual and instantaneous and deeply, profoundly unsettling.
"This," Anubis said, and his voice had changed again — stripped of the lazy amusement, the confident seduction, the practiced charm. This was his real voice, you realized. The one beneath all the layers. Quiet. Old. Careful in the way that people are careful when they are handling something that has broken them before. "Was my mother's."
His mother's. The words landed with a weight that had nothing to do with grammar and everything to do with the way he held the small white thing — not displaying it, not presenting it, but cradling it, the way you hold something that is irreplaceable, something that survived the person who made it precious. He doesn't have a mother anymore, you thought, and the thought was not pity but understanding, sudden and sharp, because you had your own empty spaces where parents should have been, your own questions that no amount of palace luxury had answered. Or maybe he does, in some way that humans don't understand. Maybe she's somewhere in the afterlife, watching her son give away her medallion to a handmaiden he kissed this morning. Maybe she's furious. Maybe she's delighted. Maybe she's both.
"You know who my father is."
It wasn't a question. His golden eyes lifted from the medallion to your face, and in them you saw something you hadn't expected — testing. Not suspicious, not threatening, but curious, in the way of a creature that has lived long enough to know that most surprises are unpleasant ones and is genuinely, cautiously interested in whether this one will be different.
You nodded. Of course you knew. Everyone knew. Every child who had ever been told stories by firelight, every handmaiden who had whispered mythology in the servant quarters after dark, every priest who had studied the old texts — they all knew. Osiris. King of the Underworld. Lord of the Dead. Father of Anubis in the oldest, strangest, most complicated family tree in the history of either pantheon. A god who was murdered, dismembered, and reassembled by his wife, you thought. And people wonder why this family has issues.
His fingers moved to the delicate chain attached to the medallion — fine links of the same living white metal, so thin they seemed woven from moonlight rather than forged — and he leaned toward you. The water shifted between your bodies, warm currents pressing and pulling, and you felt the movement against your bare skin with an acuity that made your breath stutter. He's going to put it on me. The realization was not frightening. It was heavy. Heavy in the way that being handed something sacred is heavy, something that has been carried by someone else's love and grief and devotion and is now being transferred to your keeping.
He reached around your neck. His arm was warm and wet, and the proximity of it — the way his chest pressed against yours as he leaned in, the way his breath moved through the damp air near your ear — made the world narrow to a single, blazing point of awareness. The chain settled against the back of your neck first, cool where it touched your wet skin, and then the medallion itself came to rest in the hollow of your throat, and the sensation was electric. Not painful. Not burning. But present — a weight and a warmth simultaneously, as though the small white thing was not merely hanging around your neck but nesting there, finding a place in the architecture of your body and settling in like it had always belonged.
"I know that I go forward fast." His thumb traced the line of your jaw, the same motion from before but different now, weighted with something that went beyond desire. "But if I don't, then my brothers will claim you."
His brothers. The words settled into the warm water around you like stones dropped into honey — slow, inevitable, changing the shape of everything they touched. You had heard the whispers in the servant corridors. The other gods — his half-brothers, sons of Osiris by other mothers, other unions, other complicated theological entanglements — had noticed you. Had noticed you. The word carried a specific weight in the language of the divine, a meaning that went far beyond mortal appreciation or attraction. To be noticed by a god was to be seen — thoroughly, completely, in a way that stripped away every pretense and left only the raw, unvarnished truth of what you were. And what you were, apparently, was something worth fighting over.
Wonderful. I'm a contested resource in a divine custody dispute I didn't know I was part of.
"You are quite the delicacy, dear (Y/N)."
He said it with a small, almost apologetic smile — the smile of a man explaining something uncomfortable, something he wished were otherwise but couldn't change. The words delicacy hung in the steam between you, and they should have been objectifying, should have been reducing, but the way he said them made them sound less like a description of a thing to be consumed and more like the confession of a man who understood exactly how rare you were and was trying, in his own blunt, immortal way, to tell you so. Delicacy. Not possession. Not prize. Delicacy — something precious, something to be savored, something that would be ruined by rough handling.
His hand found your cheek. His palm was still damp, still warm, and the touch was impossibly tender — a contrast to the weight of what he was saying, to the casual, devastating way he was reshaping your understanding of your own existence with every sentence.
"You are the daughter of Aphrodite."
He said it the way he'd said I'm claiming you — simply, factually, as though he were telling you the sky was blue or the Nile ran north. As though it were the most obvious thing in the world, and your confusion, your shock, was a source of gentle amusement rather than concern.
Your mother is Aphrodite.
The words didn't land. They shattered. They came into your mind like a stone thrown through stained glass, and for a moment there was nothing but sound and color and the sensation of everything you thought you knew about yourself flying apart into irretrievable fragments. Your mother — your mother — was not the mortal woman who had raised you, who had braided your hair and sung you to sleep and pressed cool cloths to your forehead when you were feverish. Your mother was Aphrodite. Goddess of love and beauty and desire. The Cyprian. The one who had emerged from sea foam and never looked back. She's the reason I look the way I look, you thought, and the realization cascaded through you like the hot water cascading over stone — she's the reason Nefertari said I was perfect, she's the reason Anubis noticed me, she's the reason his brothers noticed me, every single thing about my face and my body and the way people look at me is because I am the daughter of a goddess who was born from the ocean and I never— I never knew—
Your breath came faster. The medallion pulsed against your throat — warm, rhythmic, as though it was responding to the upheaval inside you, amplifying it, syncing with it. The rose-gold water lapped against your chest. The steam curled. Anubis watched you with those ancient golden eyes, patient as bedrock, and waited for the tremors to pass.
"My brothers," he continued, his voice low and careful, "could never stop mixing with the Greeks."
The word mixing carried layers — alliances, affairs, wars, marriages, the long and bloody history of Egyptian and Greek pantheons entangling themselves in ways that had reshaped both cultures for millennia. His brothers — his brothers, the sons of Osiris, gods with their own dominions and desires and hungers — had always had a taste for Greek blood. Greek beauty. Greek divinity. And here you were, the daughter of Aphrodite herself, standing bare in his bath, wearing his mother's medallion, trembling like a reed in a river current, and every single one of those brothers would have wanted you.
This is why he kissed me in the throne room, you thought, and the understanding was a door opening onto a landscape you hadn't known existed. This is why he moved so fast. This isn't just desire — it's strategy. It's defense. He saw what I am and he knew what would happen if he didn't—
You looked down at the medallion resting in the hollow of your throat. The white metal caught the lamplight and seemed to glow from within — not reflection but emanation — and you understood, with the quiet certainty of someone who has finally heard the truth they've been waiting for their entire life without knowing it, that this was not jewelry. This was a claim. This was his name written on your skin in a language older than hieroglyphs. This was the god of death marking you as his before anyone else — mortal or divine — could make the attempt.
You reached up and touched the medallion. It was warm under your fingertips. Almost warm enough to be body temperature. Almost alive.
My mother is Aphrodite, you thought again, and this time the words didn't shatter. They settled. They settled into the warm water and the humid air and the golden gaze of the man who had claimed you before you even knew there was something worth claiming, and they felt, for the first time, less like a loss and more like a beginning.
His golden eyes held yours, and there was something in them now that hadn't been there before — something unguarded, something that lived beneath the layers of divine confidence and predatory stillness and the practiced ease of a being who had worn power like a second skin for millennia. Searching. That was the word for it. Not looking — looking was passive, casual, the thing you did when you glanced across a room. Searching was deliberate, was desperate in its own quiet way, was the act of someone who had been turning over stones and peering into shadows and calling out into silence for a very, very long time.
"I hope I'm not going too forward."
The words were soft — softer than anything he'd said to you yet, softer even than you could say no, and that softness was a revelation. A god, softening. A being of death and judgment and eternal, unyielding patience, uncertain about whether he'd overstepped. He's nervous, you realized, and the thought was so absurd, so impossible, so fundamentally at odds with every image you'd ever carried of the jackal-headed god of the underworld that it nearly made you laugh. The God of Death is nervous. About me. About whether I think he's being too forward. After he kissed me in his throne room this morning and told me to come to his chambers tonight. This man — this god — has no sense of irony and I adore him for it.
"But I've been looking for you for years, my dear."
He sighed when he said it — a real sigh, the kind that comes from somewhere deep in the chest, the kind that carries weight. Not theatrical, not performed for effect, but the exhale of someone setting down something they've been carrying so long the shape of it has become part of their posture. Years. The word expanded in the humid air between you, swelling outward like the ripples from a stone dropped in still water. Not days. Not weeks. Not a passing fancy or a momentary attraction that had flared in the throne room and burned through his composure. Years. He had been looking for you — searching, waiting, watching — for years.
I am a needle, you thought, and he has been sifting through haystacks made of eternity.
"I am usually more patient." A rueful tilt of his head, water cascading from the sharp edge of his jaw, and there it was again — that dry, self-aware humor that surfaced unexpectedly beneath the divine gravity. "The most patient of us all, in fact."
Us all, he said, and the us encompassed brothers and fathers and a pantheon of squabbling, territorial immortals who apparently spent their endless existence fighting over the same things mortals fought over — love, land, legacy, and the right to possess something beautiful. The most patient of us all, and he'd lasted approximately twelve hours between first contact and I've been looking for you for years. Incredible. Truly. A masterclass in restraint.
You smiled — a real one this time, not the small, unsteady thing you'd offered earlier, but something wider, warmer, something that surfaced from a place inside you that you hadn't known existed until this moment, a place that had been quietly, stubbornly waiting for exactly this kind of absurdity. You leaned back against the smooth stone edge of the bath, the warm water rising to accommodate the shift in your posture, and you were acutely, painfully aware of your body in the water — the way your breasts displaced the rosy-gold surface, the way the liquid lapped at your collarbone, the careful, instinctive way you'd angled yourself so that everything remained submerged. Discretion, Nefertari would have called it, and you could almost hear her approving hum. Modesty in the presence of a god is not weakness, little one. It is strategy.
"I understand," you said, and your voice was steadier now, warm and clear and threaded with the particular kind of calm that comes after a storm has passed and you realize the house is still standing. "Let's just not rush to —" You paused, choosing your words with a care that would have impressed the scribes in the palace scriptorium. "— sex yet, okay?"
The word landed in the steam between you and you watched it travel — watched his ears rotate forward a fraction of an inch, watched the golden eyes sharpen with something that might have been surprise or might have been respect or might have been both tangled so tightly together they were indistinguishable. He expected me to say yes, you thought. He braced himself for yes. He was ready for yes. And I gave him okay.
Anubis laughed.
It was a genuine laugh — full-throated, unrestrained, the kind of sound that seemed too large for the enclosed space of the bath chamber, bouncing off the wet stone walls and multiplying in the humid acoustics until the room itself seemed to vibrate with his amusement. His dark eyes — dark because the pupils had expanded, swallowing the gold to thin burning rings — were warm, crinkled at the corners with a joy that seemed almost childlike in its unguardedness. Water sloshed around his chest as his body shook with the laughter, and droplets flew from his fur-tipped ears, catching lamplight and scattering like tiny, molten stars.
"Yes," he said, still laughing, still shaking his head as though you'd told him the single funniest joke in the history of the Egyptian afterlife. "I understand."
Good, you thought, settling deeper into the hot water, feeling the tension in your shoulders finally, completely release. He thinks I'm funny. A god thinks I'm funny. Add it to the list of impossible things that are apparently just Tuesday now. The medallion pulsed gently against your throat — warm, rhythmic, synced to something you couldn't quite identify — and you let your eyes close for just a moment, just long enough to feel the water hold you, the steam breathe around you, the presence of him beside you — vast and ancient and amused — settle into the architecture of the moment like it had always been there.
Then his ears snapped upright.
Both of them — simultaneously, violently — rotating toward the doorway with a mechanical precision that was nothing like the lazy, expressive twitches from before. His nostrils flared, pulling apart, widening, and a sound rumbled up from somewhere deep in his chest. Not a growl, not yet — something before a growl, the low, subsonic precursor of a threat, the sound a large cat makes when it has scented something in its territory that doesn't belong. The gold in his eyes ignited — his pupils contracting to pinpoints, the amber and yellow blazing outward like fires being stoked — and his entire body went rigid beneath the water, every muscle locking into place with a suddenness that made the surface of the pool tremble.
Oh no.
"Oh — sorry!"
Nefertari's voice. Nefertari's very flustered, very apologetic, very clearly-mortified voice, coming from the doorway where she stood frozen, one hand still on the limestone slab, her dark eyes approximately the size of dinner plates. She had seen — oh gods, she had seen — and the blush that erupted across her face, her neck, the exposed skin of her chest was so immediate and so total that it was almost its own light source, a flare of mortified crimson that seemed to radiate outward from her like heat shimmer. Her gaze had landed on Anubis — half-naked, wet, golden-eyed and snarling — and then, disastrously, had skittered to you, and then had snapped back to the ceiling, the wall, the floor, the lamp bracket, anywhere and everywhere except the two naked bodies currently occupying the bath in front of her.
"I — uhh —" She stammered, her hands fluttering at her sides like startled birds, her composure — usually so immaculate, so untouchable — crumbling into a pile of awkward vowels and consonants. "I came to retrieve (Y/N). To her room. We have — lots to do tomorrow. Preparations. Things. Many things."
She's going to pass out, you thought, and a bubble of entirely inappropriate laughter rose in your throat and you had to physically bite the inside of your cheek to suppress it. She's going to pass out in the doorway of the death god's bathroom and I'm going to have to explain this to someone.
"I'll let her get to bed when I want."
Anubis's voice had dropped an octave. The warmth was gone — stripped away like skin from a bone, leaving only the cold, smooth architecture of divine authority beneath. The words were not loud. They were quiet, precisely quiet, the kind of quiet that is infinitely more threatening than any shout because it implies that the speaker is so confident in their power that volume is unnecessary. His ears were flat against his skull now — not in submission but in warning, pressed down by the same current of territorial instinct that had produced the growl. His lip had curled, just slightly, just enough to reveal the edge of teeth that were not remotely human in their sharpness, and the golden eyes were fixed on Nefertari with an intensity that made the air in the chamber feel heavier.
You felt the shift in the water around you — felt the way his body had angled, almost imperceptibly, positioning itself between you and the doorway. Protective, you realized. He's positioning himself between me and the interruption. Like a guard dog. Like a — Oh. That's exactly what he is.
"Yes — yes, sir."
Nefertari's voice was barely a whisper. She bowed — deep, immediate, reflexive, her forehead nearly touching her knees — and the speed of it suggested that her survival instincts were functioning at peak capacity despite the nuclear-level embarrassment still radiating off her skin in visible waves. She straightened, kept her eyes firmly locked on the floor, and backed out of the doorway with the careful, deliberate pace of someone who knew that sudden movements in the presence of a predator were inadvisable.
The door closed.
Silence returned — heavy, steam-thick, punctuated only by the gentle burble of the spring and the soft drip of condensation from the ceiling. Anubis's ears remained flat for three more heartbeats — yours, not his, his were far too slow and steady for counting — before slowly, gradually, rotating back to their upright, alert position. The growl in his chest subsided like a tide pulling back from shore, leaving behind the quiet, mineral-scented air and the rose-gold water and the lingering electricity of a god who had just reminded everyone in earshot who exactly owned this particular territory.
That was terrifying, you thought. That was also, objectively, the hottest thing I've ever witnessed, and I need to examine my life choices.
You turned to look at him — at the tension still lingering in his jaw, at the way his shoulders had not quite relaxed, at the golden eyes that were slowly, grudgingly losing their predatory edge and returning to something warmer. The water rippled around you both, the steam curled, and somewhere in the depths of the palace, you could hear Nefertari's footsteps retreating at a pace that suggested she had broken several land speed records.
"You scared her half to death," you said, but there was no accusation in it. Only observation, and perhaps the faintest thread of impressed.
"She interrupted." His ears twitched — a small, dismissive motion, the equivalent of a human waving a hand. Then, quieter, the authority bleeding out of his voice like water draining from a basin: "She'll recover. She's resilient."
She's going to tell everyone, you thought. Every servant in this palace is going to know by sunrise that (Y/N) was in the Lord of Death's bath chamber tonight, and they're going to draw their own conclusions, and none of those conclusions are going to involve a polite conversation about boundaries and patience.
You leaned your head back against the warm stone and closed your eyes, and for a long, quiet moment, the only things that existed were the water, the heat, the pulse of the medallion against your throat, and the steady, ancient, impossibly slow heartbeat of the god sitting beside you in the dark.
modulo!itadori yuji keeps seeing your face.
no matter where he goes, no matter what he’s doing, for some unknown reason, he always sees you.
it’s not always literal; sometimes it’s figurative. like the way that person orders their morning coffee at that cafe the two of you went to, liked to visit, or the way that person leans down to the local stray cat in the way that you would insist on doing every time you saw it or even the way someone sneezes and how he would always playfully tease you about it, much to your lighthearted chagrin. he’s not doing it on purpose, he muses to himself, it just happens like the way a fish knows to swim with the current in a river – naturally and on instinct.
the worst ones are when he actually sees you, in all your glory, standing there. just the sight of you alone is enough to have him winded as his heart stutters in a frail attempt to keep him alive. he swears you’re just as beautiful as the day you left him (or more aptly, when he made you leave him in a poor attempt to protect you from what he would become) or even more gorgeous if that is even humanly possible.
sometimes, yuji wonders if the universe itself is conspiring against him every time he sees you in some sort of cosmic bid to draw out his sufferings. however, that thought is quickly extinguished when his gaze drifts back to you, some hidden magnetism bringing him back to you, and he can’t tear his eyes away from you.
when you suddenly turn towards his direction, he freezes for a second before pulling the hood of his jacket to better obscure his face. a part of him questions if you really did see him, but you don’t. instead you shake your head and walk away from the ghost of him.
a sigh escapes his lips. he thinks it’s good that you didn’t see him; it’s better for both of you – for him to stay in the shadows and far away from your sight. this way, you can move on more easily if he’s there like a waking reminder of everything that was lost and could have been (like how you are to him).
fuck, even if by some miracle you were near enough to him for the two of you to have a conversation, he wouldn’t even know what to say. just the thought alone of having you there close enough to hear him, to touch, has his hands sweating and his heart palpitating. he’s sure his throat would close up and that he would fumble all over his words so badly that it would just be another wasted opportunity as you slip further and further away from him. (it’s what he deserves after all).
the moment when he lost you plays back in his head on repeat like some cursed film highlight.
“i think we should break up.”
you scoff, brushing his words off as you go back to absent-mindedly playing with his hands. “yeah, right. don’t joke around about stuff like that, yu. jokes are supposed to be funny.”
“i’m serious.” his tone is sharp and unfeeling, a far cry from the boy, now man, that you know and love. “i think we should stop seeing each other.”
the room’s temperature drops to zero the second the words leave his lips, as the two of you sit in silence processing them. it all fades into a blur of hot tears and pained shouts that make him wince every time he has to relive it in his mind – he tries to skip over it as best as he can, pressing fast forward on the metaphorical remote. that is, until he gets to your last words, which, for some reason, is where his mind refuses to skim past.
“hope you’re happy with this, yuji.”
a small part of him, made brutally bitter by the cruel passage of time and all its consequences, doubts if this might have been a curse placed on him by you in some sort of backwards twisted way. though it leaves as fast as it comes when he realises that this is the one curse he wouldn’t mind because it meant that he was still tied to you in some sort of gnarled string of fate.
he’s not a paragon; he knows that. in all honesty, he slipped a few times during the first few years, where he ran back into your warm embrace, and he could forget the weight of the world that he’s been carrying without you as his north star to guide him home. for some reason, you accepted him each time, and he wants to ask why you would even spare him a glance after everything, but he learns very quickly to not question good things. and so he chooses to pretend for just a moment that everything is as it should be – with you in his arms.
however, yuji always makes sure to slip away before you wake up, a final kiss goodbye on your forehead before he disappears back into the dark corners of society. because after all, you don’t deserve to be with this undying monstrosity he’s doomed to be. you deserve the antithesis of everything that he’s now fated to become; someone who can grow old with you, who can be there for you completely without having to owe their life to some grander cause than loving you, and above all, someone who isn’t him.
he ‘s stopped having birthday celebrations. hell, he’s even stopped counting the years. what’s the point by now? there’s no difference between this year and the next and so forth, so no reason to look forward to them or even acknowledge them more than one might note the temporary shift in the breeze before turning your attention to something better. yuji wonders how you would feel about this, knowing he used to insist on cherishing every single moment he had with you, birthday included, as a marker of the time he had with you.
anyway, if he still believed in birthday wishes, all his wishes would go to you.
most recently, the last time he saw your face was at hana’s funeral.
he’s hidden at the back of the congregation, far away from all the other mourners, that is, until you walk in and decide to take a seat three rows in front of him. even with a veil over your face, he could pick you out of a line up blindfolded fifty times over and over again. it’s bad, he knows, but for some reason, his eyes always dart to your left ring finger, and a sick giddiness fills his chest momentarily when he realises that it’s empty before the familiar feeling of grief and self-loathing floods his veins again.
he thinks this will be the last funeral he’ll go to for a while.
occasionally, when he does sleep, he gets to dream of something good instead.
“so, do you think we’d be like them, yu?” your fingers are entwined with his as the two of you exit the cinema in high spirits after watching a movie you’ve been dying to see for ages. there’s a rogue kernel at the edge of your lips, and yuji reaches out to brush it away with the soft touch of his thumb, the gesture is like second nature to him, and you fight the blush that grows on your cheeks.
“like who?”
you giggle softly at his question, clearly amused by his slight confusion. “duh, like the characters in the movie that we just saw. do you think we’d find each other no matter what, even if time itself was against us?”
“of course, baby!” he nods his head so enthusiastically, absolutely resolute in his words, you’re a bit worried he might sprain his neck in his fervour. “i’d even fight time itself for you!”
“you mean you would fistfight the intangible concept of time for me?” you raise an eyebrow at him, an incredulous expression on your face at his words.
fortunately for you, your expression doesn’t deter him; in fact, it does the opposite – it spurs him on even more as he goes on to excitedly detail how he would defend you from the evil clutches of time and in the end, the two of you would ride off into the proverbial sunset in loving embrace. this earns him a kiss from you, one that he eagerly returns as you melt into each other.
the problem, he soon learns, is that life is not a movie, and worst of all, yuji is not the shining movie star who gets the girl in the end and saves the world.
if it’s not a trip back to the past, he sometimes dreams of the future. in there, he sees a quiet life – maybe even a kid or two running around that look like the perfect mix of the two of you, but the most important thing is that you’re there with him, and in this world, nothing bad happens to you two. he didn’t leave; you stayed despite everything, including him, and best of all, you two were happy.
perhaps that could have been another alternate timeline, where there are no curses, no sorcery, no greater calling – just you and him as normal people working your way through the growing pains of life together. a world where his dying moments are when he’s old and grey, surrounded by family and friends, with your last thoughts being of each other and the life you both got to fully share.
the cruellest of them is when he questions if he could have had all that in this world, this lifetime, if only he were a little bit more selfish. but that’s the problem – itadori yuji doesn’t have a selfish bone in his body. he’d rather stab himself a hundred times over and cough out his bloody insides with every haggard breath if it meant that you were safe.
he loved you – no, he still loves you, more than you will ever know, and the truth of it is the reason that he had to let you go. unfortunately for him, this will be just a cross that he has to bear for the rest of his damned existence.
Game Over
Vox x Rival! Video Game Overlord Reader
Summary: face to face with the Media Overlord
Notes: still takes place before season 1
CW: none still
Word Count: 3.4K
Part 1
Chapter Two: Dance of Wits
There was a popular belief among the elite that arriving late somehow made one appear more important, as if forcing hundreds of people to wait around for your entrance magically elevated your status.
Near one of the upper balconies overlooking the main hall, Vox stood with a glass in one hand and a growing sense of impatience in the other.
Vox preferred arriving early. The early bird catches the worm.
More importantly, the early bird got to observe the room before everyone else started playing whatever social games they had planned for the evening.
And tonight, he was very interested in catching a particular worm.
in a hundred lifetimes.
summary: landing in an alternate dimension—you're certain this version of damian who finds you should hate you as much as your damian does. but when he pulls you in so tight as if he's experienced losing you before.. you realise he isn't so willing on letting you go.
pairing: damian wayne x fem! reader
content: alternate dimension damian who finds you which makes the yearning 1000x worse, 'ill choose you in every lifetime' trope, angst-comfort
It's been twenty minutes since you ended up in another dimension. A stupid argument. An accidental trigger. Of course, none of that comes close in comparison to the complete shock of Damian Wayne crushing you with his embrace.
No. Embrace is too soft a term for how tightly squeezed you are—the lack of space making it easy for you to detect how his body is physically shaking.
You're covered in soot, dust particles still emanating from where your form had materialised—from where your first instinct had been to press the emergency contact on your comms. Damian had found you not long after. You still remember how quickly your fury had been extinguished the moment you caught sight of his pale expression, the sheer disbelief in the open gape of his lips.
Damian hates you. That fact is precisely the reason you ended up here, in a whole other dimension. That instinctive reminder is what forces you to push yourself out of his embrace, and his own hands go slack as he stares at you wordlessly.
"Why'd you follow me in—you idiot!" You snap, trying to brush off how taken off-guard you are. "I can't believe we're both stuck here."
He blinks once. "Stuck?"
"You should've pieced this together faster than I did." Gesturing to your surroundings, your arms still ache from having crashed through a construction site. "We're stuck in another dimension all thanks to you."
He blinks again, slower this time. Processing. "Where exactly did you come from?"
"Did the fall injure your head?" Your impatience brims over your exhausted features. "Isn't it enough that you had to start something in the lab? We wouldn't have ended up here if you hadn't been so insistent on triggering the portal."
His features remain stoic, but there's a familiar calculation in his gaze. His lips part after a moment. "Portal."
It's infuriating how long he's taking to catch onto the reality of what's just happened. You give a short nod, your growing panic stuck between your teeth. If Damian's here with you, there's no telling if you'll be able to make a connection back to your dimension.
"I suppose you are right." His brows remain furrowed in consideration. "But there is one thing you're missing."
Leave it to him to counter every point of yours, needing to be right as always. A heavy sigh leaves your lips. "And what is that?"
"I'm not your Damian."
oh!
I was then found dead

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Roy Harper x Batsis! Reader
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BatBurger isn’t the fanciest place, but it’s definitely the dirtiest. At least, since the previous owner was shot and it was taken over by new management.
“Ew, Roy. There’s literally a dead rat behind the counter. It’s staring at me.”
“You’re fine, sweetheart. A little rat poison won’t kill ya.” Roy mumbles between bites of his fries.
Unfortunately, being raised by Bruce Wayne means your standards for health and safety concerns are much higher than the average person. Fortunately, that’s kept you from catching any food borne illness from, hmm, say, a dead rat being in your food.
“Yuck.” You poke at the burger on your plate.
“If you’re not going to eat it, I will.”
Sighing dramatically, you grip his hand tightly in your own. “And here I thought I’d lose you to vigilantism, but it’ll actually be rat droppings. Or dysentery. Or the plague.”
“Do you want to get out of here?”
“Yes, please, please, please, please, please. Baby, I will make it worth your while, just get me out of here.” You plead, glancing back at the rat. “Immediately.”
“Come on.” He pretends to look put out as he wraps an arm around you, ditching your food at the table. “Pizza?”
“Sure.” You grin, leaning into his side.
He leans down to press a kiss against your lips but you dodge. “Hey!” He mumbles, looking downright outraged.
“I am not kissing you until you wash your mouth out.” He pouts. “I’m not joking, Roy Harper.”
He grimaces but nods anyways, at least he can still hold your hand.
The pizza is ordered and on its way by the time you and Roy get back to your shared apartment, settling down onto the couch while you wait.
“So…can I please kiss you now, your royal highness?”
“Not with that attitude.” You snip, looking away.
He flops down, laying all his weight on top of you. “I’m so sorry, please let me kiss you, love of my life, pumpkin pie, cherry pie, sweetie pie, pi formula—”
You kiss him quickly and he grins against your lips.
You pull away much too soon for his liking, but at least his plan worked.
“Really? Annoy me into kissing you?”
“Don’t hate the player.”
“Ugh, gross.”
“You love me.” He mumbles, kissing you again.
“I do.”
The doorbell rings before he can insist you actually say the words, making him stand with a sigh.
“I will miss you greatly.”
“The door is literally five feet away.”
“Too far.”
“If you don’t hurry, I’m going to answer it.”
“And risk the pizza delivery guy falling in love with you? Absolutely not.” He shakes his head dramatically, pulling open the door. “Ew, actually, that’s not a problem.”
You peek your head up over the couch, only to come face to face with your oldest brother. There’s three boxes of pizza perched in his left hand as he grins. He’s even wearing the uniform. How he got it? You have no clue.
He pushes past your boyfriend, ignoring his indignant shouts as he hops over the back of the couch. “I figured I’d bring you guys pizza, see what you’re up to.”
He looks around the room, settling into the middle cushion before grabbing the remote. “Movie?”
“We’re actually in the middle of a date.” You say slowly, eyes narrowing at Dick.
“Oh, I don’t mind.” He shakes his head with an easy grin as he props his feet up on the coffee table, really making himself at home.
You share a glance with Roy.
It’s gonna be a long night.
—
“Do you have a reservation?” The man behind the desk sends a disgruntled look at Roy, or at least at his attire.
You nod slowly, “Yes. It should be under Wayne.” Your nose crinkles as you frown at the immediate change in the man’s posture.
Of course.
Roy was wearing a suit too! Just because it’s not Tom Ford or Couture, doesn’t mean he should be looked at like that.
The host immediately straightens, eyes widening as he gestures towards the back. “Right this way, Miss.”
Wrapping your arm around Roy’s, you lead him down the aisle. He unravels himself from you at the table so he can pull out your chair, pressing a quick kiss against your neck as he pushes your chair in.
A flush of heat runs through you at the action but he just winks as he settles into the seat across from you.
Glancing across the table, he must decide you’re too far as he scoots his chair closer to you.
Biting back a laugh at the waiters shocked expression, you order a soda for the two of you and dismiss the man.
Roy shoots you a grateful look after you insist that you do not want any champagne or wine or anything of the sort, despite the waiters insistences.
“Thanks.” He mumbles, flipping through the menu. His eyebrows pinch together, “There’s not even any prices on here.”
“They’re secret prices.”
“What?”
“It’s a secret.” You shrug, reaching over to pat his hand. “And you don’t have to worry about the prices.”
His grimace makes you snicker, pulling your hand away before he catches it, interlocking your fingers with his.
In an attempt to rid your mind of the dead rat from the previous date night, Roy suggested a new Italian place downtown.
He’d intended to pay, but there’s no way you’d let him. Not when you have access to Bruce Wayne’s bank account.
Or your trust fund.
But that didn’t mean Roy was any happier about you paying for a date he asked you to go on.
“I just think—” His words are cut off as a new chair is dragged to your table.
You glance up at the noise, an annoyed pinch in your brow before you see who it is.
“What are you doing here, Tim?” Your brother grins widely as he sits, immediately slumping into his seat at your table.
“Same as you. I’m having dinner with Roy.”
“No, you’re not.” You grimace, sipping from your water.
“Hey, man.” Your brother ignores you in favor of smacking Roy’s shoulder. “How’s it going?”
“It was going fine.” He mutters, sharing a glance with you. “We’re kind of having dinner here.”
“Me too!” Tim grins, snatching your menu from the table. His eyes scan the pages as he continues, “What are you guys getting? I’ll get the same. Should we order an appetizer for the table?” He glances at you, “You are paying, right?”
—
You hear the window slide open as you’re finishing the final touches of your makeup.
“Roy, is that you?”
“No,” a familiar voice scoffs, “and what’s Roy doing at your apartment?”
You meet Jason’s gaze in the bathroom mirror before rolling your eyes.
“Don’t roll your eyes.”
“Don’t lecture me about my boyfriend.”
“He was my friend first.”
“He literally wasn’t.” You argue before turning back towards the mirror to check your lipgloss.
“Whatever. Just don’t—”
A sneeze from behind him cuts him off, and your attention is suddenly drawn to the much shorter boy in the apartment.
“Damian?”
He scowls, arms crossed and nose red as he huffs. “I don’t need to be here. I’m just fine to patrol.”
His voice comes out nasally and you have to stop yourself from cooing at the sound.
“Yes, you do have to stay.” Jason huffs. “He’s sick. And I need you to watch him.”
Your face darkens as you turn back towards the older man. “It’s your turn to babysit.”
“I don’t need a babysitter!” Damian scowls but you both ignore him.
“I have to cover his patrol, which takes precedence over your little date.” Jason taunts, already backing his way out of the doorway.
You stomp after him, arguing profusely but he’s already out the window before you make it into the hallway.
Figures.
You turn to Damian with a soft smile, breathing returning to normal now that Jason has left.
“I’m going to change, if we’ll be here all night. Why don’t you find Roy and pick a movie?”
—
Halfway through the movie, Damian passed out on the couch.
“He must be really sick.” You murmur, worry filling your voice as you press a hand against his forehead.
He definitely has a fever.
“Can you carry him to the bed? I’ll get a washcloth.”
“Carry him?” Roy hisses, jumping away from you at the idea.
You roll your eyes, already standing. “Don’t be such a baby.”
“He’ll kill me if he wakes up!”
“Then you should be quiet.” You whisper back, sneaking off to the bathroom as Roy does what you said.
Once Damian is all settled in bed, the fan blowing just the way he likes, damp washcloth resting on his forehead, and a glass of water on the nightstand, you sneak back towards the living room with a sigh.
“I can’t believe you made me do that.” Roy groans, arm thrown dramatically across his face as he lays on the couch.
You laugh softly, settling onto his waist. “Oh, honey.” You coo, running a finger along his jaw. “I’ll make it worth your while.”
He sits up immediately, arms slinging around your waist as he pulls you closer. “Oh, yeah?” His voice drops.
You grin, pressing your lips against his.
The window opens again, but neither of you hear it, too preoccupied with eachother.
“Ew, gross!”
You jump off Roy’s lap, almost falling to the floor, but he throws an arm out to catch you.
“Do you have any bleach? I need to clean my eyes.” He continues, clutching his face like he can push the vision from his mind.
You groan, dropping back beside your boyfriend as Jason stomps towards you both.
“Move over.” He glower.
Roy raises an eyebrow but does as he says.
Your brother settles between the two of you on the couch, spreading his legs as much as possible to widen the distance between the two of you.
You blink at him, “What are you doing here?”
“Finished patrol.” A pause. “I don’t want to watch this.” He snatches the remote.
“Okay, but why don’t you just go back to your place?”
“Yeah, right!” He scoffs, “I had to travel all the way over here, without dinner, no less, just to see you two making out.” He gags as he says it, disgust filling his face as he points at your boyfriend. “And now, it’s my brotherly duty to make sure this guy keeps his hands to himself.”
—
“Are you sure nobody will catch us?” Roy whispers, lips pressing kisses along your jaw as you giggle into his neck.
“I’m sure.” You breathe out, pulling him closer with a teasing grin. “Why? You’re not scared, are you?”
“Of Batman?” He shudders, “Yes, I am scared of Batman.”
He ignores your laughter to pull away, shooting a nervous glance down the hallway.
“I’m sure. They’re all out patrollling, it’s just us here.”
“Not just you, miss.” A familiar British voice rings out from the door beside you, making you yelp as the two of you jump apart.
Now at a respectable distance from each other, Alfred nods. “Carry on then, I’ll just be in the kitchen.”
You breathe heavily, clutching your chest as he wanders down the hallway before disappearing into another room.
Roy looks at you before hissing, “You said nobody was home!”
“I forgot! And you cannot be freaking out about Alfred catching us.” You cross your arms, eyebrows pinching as he gestures wildly.
“That’s worse than Batman! He actually kills people!”
“Don’t talk about sweet Alfred like that!” You tsk, “He made you cookies earlier.”
“You said you made those!”
“I lied!”
—
Advertisements were still playing on the screen when you and Roy found your seats.
The lights were dimmed and the air smelled like artificial butter from the popcorn.
Perfect.
He clutches your hand, keeping your arms together on the armrest.
You turn to look at him as he snatches a handful of popcorn. The lights from the screen flash across his face, momentarily gifting you glimpses of the man you love.
He turns to meet your gaze, smiling softly. It’s been ages since you’ve gotten to be together, just the two of you. It seems like every time you’re alone now, one of your siblings finds a way to interrupt.
The door to the theater opens again, and a crowd of three hustles in. You ignore them, instead pressing a quick kiss to Roy’s lips as he smiles at you.
He follows your lips after deciding you’d pulled away too soon, grabbing your neck to kiss you properly.
“Aww, you guys are so cute.” A sickeningly sweet, yet familiar, voice coos.
“Ugh.”
The two voices overlap with a snicker from their third counterpart.
You pull away with a groan, already recognizing them. Steph, Cass, and Duke all stand in front of you, each with varying degrees of excitement written on their faces.
“Hey, guys.” You don’t look away from Roy, even as you speak. He grimaces.
“Hi.” Cass grins, “You don’t mind if we sit here, do you?”
You stare blankly at your sister. She stares back.
“Fine.”
Out of all your siblings, she’s definitely the least intrusive. Nothing to—
“Move.” She turns her stare to your boyfriend.
Your jaw goes slack as you grip his hand tighter. “You can’t tell him what to do!”
She shrugs but Steph cuts in before she can say anything else. “Come on, the movies about to start. Plus, she’s right. Move it, Harper.”
“He’s fine where he is.” You glare, swatting her hand away as she attempts to push him.
“Really, I want to sit here.” Roy insists, biting back a groan as someone behind you yells about being quiet in the theater. Ironic.
“That’s the problem!” Steph hisses. Duke nods in agreement.
“Yeah, but with your track record, man, you can’t keep your hands to yourself.”
“Yes, I can!”
“Can’t.”
“Can.”
“Can’t.”
Cass takes his momentary distraction to pull him from his seat before settling down next to you. She offers her box of candy towards you without a word.
You send an apologetic glance towards your boyfriend, who is now stuck sitting beside Stephanie, as you accept the candy.
Throughout the movie, Roy tries to catch your eyes, pouting every time he manages to. You just shake your head at him with a smile.
That makes him soften slightly. Just a bit.
Every time there’s a jumpscare, Duke begins to glow faintly on your other side, resulting in multiple containers of popcorn being thrown at you alongside shouts of not being on your phone during a movie!
So overall, it was a pretty typical date for the two of you.
Roy catches your hand as soon at the movie is over, nearly lunging at you from his seat as he pulls you outside. “I’m so sorry to say this, babe, but this was not worth convincing Ollie to babysit for.”
“No, no, I completely agree.”
—
“It’s just milkshakes, babe. We’ll be here for like five minutes.” Sighing, you slip the bag from your shoulder, hanging it on your chair.
When you suggested milkshakes after leaving the movie theater, you figured you were in the clear. The date has already been interrupted once, there’s no way it’ll be interrupted again.
“That’s what they want you to think.” He mumbles, ignoring your words in favor of continuing to scan his periphery. “But they’re everywhere.”
After several interrupted dates in a row, Roy has developed a complex of some sorts, constantly on the lookout for your siblings.
Unfortunately, you hadn’t accounted for your father.
“Harper.” He gravels, a pointed look sent in your boyfriend’s direction before his gaze softens on you. “Sweetheart. I didn’t realize you’d be here.”
He slides into the booth across from you, since Roy is sitting beside you.
You sigh loudly, “That’s hard to believe.”
He feigns offense, “You mean, you think I came here just to crash your hangout?”
“Date, dad. It’s a date.”
“Sorry. You think I came here just to crash your play date?”
You stare at him. He blinks.
“Okay, that’s it. Dad, I need you to listen very closely so you can tell the others.” You breathe sharply, “If any of you interrupt one of our dates again, we’re eloping.”
“Babe—” Roy starts at the same time your father speaks.
“Honey—”
“No!” You wave your hands frantically, ignoring the loos from the other patrons in the diner. “We will be gone and you won’t find us. Do you understand?”
Bruce swallows thickly before nodding. “Is that all?”
You sit back down with a huff, accepting Roy’s arm around your shoulder. He rubs your arm soothingly as you grumble. “Yes.”
“Okay.” He considers his words, glancing between you and Roy and then back to you again before frowning. “But you wouldn’t actually elope, right?”
“Dad!”