#standtogether

As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”

ok so I got added to this facebook group where people post bad pictures they’ve taken of boats and do you wanna see maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

getting sad at night for no reason is my best talent

mcr and gorillaz are trending because they woke up and did something, that’s peak 2000s energy right there and i’m living for it

why do u think u know me i don’t even know me

But….. the scent………………

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity