NARUTO & BLEACH IMAGINES BLOG

Hey Anon! Is this the whole ask? It looks like it was cut off. Go ahead and shoot me another message and I'll get that pumped out for you!!

Edit: Jfc it wasn't showing for a sec, let me edit this for you 😂😂

Edit as of 09/16/2021: Anon idk if you're still active but I haven't forgotten this, don't worry I'll whip something up for you!

For those of you still following this blog and those of you who are new, thank you. I personally apologize for the long break in posts, and while I can't speak for admin Gwen (we prob haven't spoken in like two years? Idk I haven't been on this site in a long time), I know I've been busy. I figured I'd give you guys an update and discuss the future of this blog (it's not bad, don't worry).

As many of you probably knew, I was a college student when this blog first started and still am. I am no longer an art student as I left that horrid school (which has since shut down, and those who didn't have degrees by that time were SOL) before it closed, got an AA, and am now finishing up a degree at another state college while gearing up for a masters. I've been diagnosed with fibromyalgia and am now finally getting the medication I need to help ease the condition that I had been struggling to figure out and get diagnosed for over 8 years. I've also been dating someone who is, quite honestly,the love of my life and probably the man I'll end up marrying (he also accepts my sexuality as well). I have a job that pays well, a rental house that's old but works while also letting my two demon cats roam, and a roommate who likes what I like and also loves fanfics as much as I do. So I guess you could say I'm doing well, and I think that my long break from social media helped facilitate that. It gave me the chance to focus on my life, work, and school. That focus on work and school allowed me to travel overseas for the first time in my life and I will never forget the friends I made (if you'd like to see some of my travels I can post them on my personal blog. I travelled to Thailand, South Korea, and Bhutan for field school). I'm truly happy and relatively healthy (I'll get to that mess in a minute).

I actually planned to resurrect this blog two weeks ago, but encountered a bit of a hiccup. I have been struggling with a respiratory illness since the end of January and finally went in about two weeks ago when the symptoms got exponentially worse even with Tylenol, ibuprofen, and other medication (other than NSAIDS, which will kill me in a few hours). I was tested for the coronavirus (I was negative y'all, so we're good) and told to self isolate at home. So far the only thing I have left is the trouble breathing and I've been using an inhaler to help out. So I wanted to come back earlier, but that kind of set me back a bit. Not to mention this was going down right before finals week so that was a nightmare.

Which brings me to my next quick topic.

Yes this is everywhere. Don't panic. Don't go buy shit everywhere. If you're told to self isolate, SELF ISOLATE. Don't be that asshole that goes out anyways. Wash your hands, try to eat relatively healthy (I know this isn't an easy option for some), and drink water! Just keep a level head and do what the WHO, CDC, or local health department advises. The media is really adding to terror and it's important to remember that panic doesn't help and we need to look out for each other (you don't need that fifth bag of to, Karen). Other than that, keep doing you.

Now for the fate of the blog!

I've honestly fallen out of the bleach and Naruto fandoms but don't worry, they always come back around in cycles. I've been absent from fanfic writing for several years now, and have finally been making plans to return. I'm currently working on K-pop fics (I've been into K-pop since I was a toddler, and I blame it on living in a Korean neighborhood 😂 All of my friends mom's blasted SHINHWA and I've been doomed since then) but will definitely get back around to rewriting and finishing old ones. God help the poor souls who are still commenting on my old stories on my OG fic site because that stuff has been sitting for like 5 years 💀. So like I said above, my falling out of bleach and Naruto is not the end. I'm sure many of you have the same thing! Some things just kind of come and go in terms of what "I'm into" at the time. I'll be trying my best to kick this blog into gear. I've been considering adding another admin, so if you're interested let me know!

❤️

Of course! We just might take a while to finish them all since we have quite a few backed up due to my procrastination.

ayeee my boy, my favourite sociopath…! I’m so sorry for not taking part in this account as much as Jae is, I’m such a lazy man. Man, you have no idea. 

Shokuro Tsukishima: Single Parent Headcanons

Tsukishima, as an individual, is rather cold and collected. He’d be a rather distant parent. 

Likely, he’d have a nanny with his kid. 

When his kid’s young, he’d always share stories that he would up. Battles that he won, lost and half the time, there’s a lesson in them especially when his kid did a mistake. 

He’s pretty relaxed and doesn’t care what his kid does as long as they did the following; good grades, no drugs, no underage drinking, nothing illegal. 

When his kid was just a baby, Tsukishima was a wreck (though he’d never show it to the rest of the Xcution) and learning how to take care of a newborn and handling teething was rather traumatizing. 

In the end though, he didn’t mind. He wasn’t alone and he would never leave his kid alone either. 

He’s not the type for comfort but if the situation needs it, he’d pat his kid on the shoulder or a one-armed hug. 

He’s very protective of his kid however and always made sure they know how to protect themselves.

But there are times, mostly at night, where he stops by his kid’s room. Chances are, the kid’s asleep but Tsukishima would sit there by their bed, just looking at them fondly. Maybe even talk about his day.

Oh boy, I really hope you like this one! I had to think really hard about this one, since he was sort of in the back of my mind and I kept telling myself “No Jae, you should try another character.” He definitely gives off the ‘your daughter calls me Daddy too’ vibe, which I find absolutely hilarious. Whether you would actually do so is totally up to your imagination, but it was just a funny little thought that tumbled out of my friend’s mouth as she watched me type this. But he just kept coming back so I guess if you don’t like the match-up I can always give you one for the second guy I thought of!

You asked for Romantic so I’m going to assume that you didn’t want Platonic, so if you did, let me know!! I will gladly add a platonic match-up for you!

I also made a little tribute to your ‘name’ (Iheartthelochnessmonster) and I can’t wait for you to see it. I had a lot of fun with this match-up.

~Jae

Finding a good picture of him is a challenge

Romantic Match-Up: Bazz-B

Alright, this guy here, has a bit of a temper. He’s hot headed and pretty brash, but he’s pretty damn good looking, so there’s a bonus. It doesn’t say how tall he is, but judging by his size compared to guys like Renji I would venture to say that he’s at LEAST a good 6'1”- 6'3”. He might not care for his comrades too much, but god help the man or woman that dares to lay a finger on you, especially if they intend to harm you. His ego would never allow him to stand idly by and let someone hurt you. He’s definitely passionate and fierce when it comes to being a lover, but that’s a good thing because it motivates him to protect you. He also understands when and how to be gentle (he isn’t some uncultured Neanderthal, despite what the female Sternritter might say) with you. He loves to tease you about your height (lightly, because he doesn’t want to make you too mad) but he also loves to help you grab things that are out of your reach, though he won’t admit to it. He absolutely adores your attitude, and actually prefers his women with a side of sass. If he can’t physically beat someone -or verbally- for disrespecting you, he knows that you can handle yourself. Nothing amuses him more than watching you give someone a piece of your mind. He tends to be your human pillow and heater whenever the two of your are taking a nap, or whenever you are reading -he watches TV or plays a video game- and doesn’t mind it one bit because he sees it as being manly by providing for his lover. He loves to joke around with you, just to hear you laugh. He also loves your cooking -he can’t cook anything without burning it because he gets too excited- and often ends up hovering a little. He’s always leaning over your shoulder and sneaking tastes of the food whenever you can’t stop him in time. He also can’t draw -at all- but he’s not bad with watercolor paint, so he likes to join you whenever you’re on a mission to create a new work of art. His favorite, however, is cuddling with you because he loves to pull you into his lap. He’s tall, so he sort of becomes your human chair after he wraps his arms around you and yanks the blankets up to cover both of you. He loves you to the moon and back, and even though he might be too embarrassed to say so, he shows it through his actions. He’s your guardian and you’re his, even though he probably won’t admit that either. Good job, because you figured out how to tame the Great Bazz without changing his personality. He naturally wants to be your everything and will do anything to be the best just for you.

You call him an old man as a joke -he is over 1000 years old, so you’re not wrong-.

He loves your hair and always tells you that you look flawless.

He also loves your eyes and often gets caught whenever he’s staring at them.

He’s a little hands on, but he knows that no means no and will never force you into ANYTHING, other than the first time you two kissed.

He loves to brag to Jugram about the things that you do, especially whenever you cook or draw/paint something even better than normal.

He might be the one secretly stocking the pantry and fridge once a month with chocolate.

He also might be the one secretly stocking the bathroom with relaxing bath-bombs and other necessities once a month.

Who talked to who first: He approached  you first, but you shot him down after hearing his cocky attempt to woo you. He eventually realized that his normal tactics weren’t going to work, and ended up in a bit of a chase to impress you.

Who kissed who first: Unlike his best friend Jugram, Bazz happens to be a bit physical and forceful -not to mention impatient-. After hearing from the female sternritter, he decided that his plan would work, and settled for ambushing you as you got home. Needless to say, you didn’t mind it too much when you were pushed up against your -now- closed door and swept into a passionate kiss. He caught the bag of groceries too, which was a bonus point -you really didn’t want to go back for eggs, if they broke-.

Who initiated the relationship: You were the one to initiate the official relationship, since -despite the fact that he should know better- Bazz-B kind of already considered you to be his girlfriend even though he never actually confirmed it.

Who proposed first: He did, and he even went out of his comfort zone to do so. Bazz knows that you love cute animals, so he bought you a little gray kitten and tied the ring to her bow -Jugram tied the bow because he insisted that his Oaf of a friend wouldn’t do it right- and proposed to you the second you spotted the jewelry on her ribbon. (He named her Nessie)

How he would react to pregnancy: Bazz would stand still in shock for a moment, while trying to comprehend your words. After asking if you were serious, he would pull you into a tight -but not too tight- hug, before dropping down to his knees so he could kiss your belly. He would then proceed to brag about it to everyone else.

Parenting: Bazz is already protective of you, and he’s even worse with his children. If that little first grader think he can pick on the child of THE GREAT BAZZ, he’s got another thing coming. All that aside, Bazz would make a really good father in terms of making sure that his children are always ready to defend themselves -and just keep themselves safe in general- and feel confident with who they are. If there’s one thing he knows, it’s confidence. He refuses to let his children feel bad about themselves and won’t hesitate to try and make them feel better.

Other Possible Romantic Match-Ups:

Jūshirō Ukitake: He’s such a sweetheart and would definitely be able to handle the sass.

Cang Du: He’s pretty quiet and stoic, you’d be a good match in terms of being what he’s not.

Shūhei Hisagi: He needs a strong woman in his life.

Wow I’m just gonna start this with a thank you to those of you who have submitted asks for match ups, and I’m gonna follow right up with an apology for me being a total loser and not posting them. @iheartthelochnessmonster Girl apparently yours isn’t posted and I don’t know what the hell happened but good lord, yours is first up today when I get home. I probably shouldn’t try to post them from my phone. As for other match-ups: ALL will be posted tonight. Not at the same time, but I am parting the Red Sea of asks and the match-ups are about to flood out.

Heeey guys, while I’ll be doing some requests, here are the links for those of you in mobile.

NAVIGATION: here

ABOUT: here

RULES: here

AYYEE one of our first Naruto Asks, hopefully this would encourage a lot of people to do it hallelujah!! Mind you that it is not edited and probably real shitty but ayye Kakashi!! I also just realized how increasingly long this is but gosh, shhhh!! It’s Kakashi man. And I hope this is what you meant cause Kakashi, for the love of him, is someone who I think isn’t quite romantic but he can be incredibly sweet. 

Guys guys I have a tournament in a few days and I’m so hypeed like I hope I’d be like Tanaka or hell Asahi with the sick hits but I’m basically Nishinoya in height but I’m not Libero??? I’m leftside hitter and I’m dead like I can’t even reach the net lmao???

- gwen

With a glance towards the clock, she sighs. 

The sun has long since set, the skies darkening and the stars brightening. And yet, he has not arrived home. It’s been years since his coronation as Rokudaime Hokage and while she is absolutely proud of this accomplishment, she feels as though things have been rather strained between the both of them. 

There are some days, where he decides to skip work to walk the dogs with you but as months pass, those days become less to none. With the world reconstructing itself and technology just intertwining itself with the Shinobi World, it is a busy time for leaders of villages. And now, with Kakashi and the whole village preparing for Naruto’s own coronation, things have been mighty busy in the office and you know it. 

But that didn’t mean you have to like it. 

Kakashi hasn’t been home for days and if he was, she was always sleeping considering that he only ever leaves his office at the middle of the night and comes back before the sun even rises. She always made he eats, considering that it is Kakashi of all people. The man can never take care of himself. 

Fondly, you remember the beginning of your relationship where you stumbled upon his small home, dirty clothes and used ramen cups thrown aside with the only thing neat in the whole room was his bookshelf. Clearly, he had his priorities straight. Passing by the small living area, she catches sight of white paper neatly sitting on the wooden table. Plopping down on the couch, (y/n) grabbed the small note attached on the coffee table. Running over the paper with her thumb, she unfolds it, careful not to give herself a paper cut. 

Meet me at Ichiraku in 10. She blinked, eyes darting between the clock and the note. Realizing that it was her husband, her Kakashi, telling her to meet up, her eyes widen. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Feeling a smile slowly crept up on her face, she cradles the note into her chest, feeling the ever insistent thump of her heartbeat. Holding back excited giggles, she stood up, untying her apron before placing it on the head of a chair. 

Things I do for you, she pockets the note into her dress, smiling. I’m finally going to see him!

“Gonna meet the boss, huh?” A deep, rough voice pipes up behind her. Unalarmed, (y/n) turned and flashed a beaming grin at the petite dog. 

“Uh-huh,” (y/n) hummed, heart beating fast. It’ll be the first time in days since she’s seen Kakashi and honestly, she can’t wait. With brimming excitement, you quickly exit your home whilst throwing your coat on. You paid no heed to the herd of dogs just hustling after you, knowing that they’ll be right behind. 

Quickly spotting the wild spikes of silver-grey hair, tamed by a simple headband, she slowed down. Glancing at the dogs behind her, (y/n) lifted a finger to her lips. Waiting till all of them gave a nod of understanding, she moved, slowly and carefully creeping up. With the stealth of a ninja, (y/n) wrapped her arms around Kakashi, ambushing him effectively and quickly. 

“Gotcha!” 

Kakashi snorted, dark eyes moving to meet hers. “Why, hello there,” he greets mildly, earning a pout from her and a booming laugh from Teuchi. 

“Really, is that all I get after not seeing each for days?” She glowered at him, moving swiftly to seat herself beside him. “See that, Teuchi-san? No affection, whatsoever!” 

Teuchi chuckled deeply, handing (y/n) her regular order without a second thought. “Yes, I did, (y/n)-chan,” he humoured her, casting Kakashi a raised eyebrow. “Really, Hokage-sama? Not even a simple peck for your own wife? Why, I sure am ashamed.” 

Despite the mask covering half his face, Kakashi conveyed more emotion than half of the Hyugas with the betrayed look glinting in his black eyes. “So quick to judge, Teuchi-san. I am a private man and affection is always meant behind the doors.” 

As both men continue to banter back and forth, (y/n) watches Kakashi with fond amusement, propping herself up with her elbows. Her eyes ravished the image of her beloved, taking in the small stray hairs peaking out of his ears to the small crinkle in his vest. 

Kakashi meets her eyes, fully facing her with his eyes crinkled in the way she loved. (Y/n) was so entranced by him, she barely even noticed Teuchi leaving them to their privacy and the dogs just shuffling outside. Kakashi shifted, grabbing her petite hands and enveloping it with his. He stares at her, engraving the sight of her to his memory; plain, simple yet magnificently beautiful (y/n) in all her glory. 

“We’re going to travel.” He declares, as if the news itself was the status of the weather. 

She gasped. “W-wait, what?”

“You and me, and the whole world.” 

Eyes watering, you were quick to envelope Kakashi into your arms, burying your face in as you laugh joyously.