#bleachmatchup

Oh boy, I really hope you like this one! I had to think really hard about this one, since he was sort of in the back of my mind and I kept telling myself “No Jae, you should try another character.” He definitely gives off the ‘your daughter calls me Daddy too’ vibe, which I find absolutely hilarious. Whether you would actually do so is totally up to your imagination, but it was just a funny little thought that tumbled out of my friend’s mouth as she watched me type this. But he just kept coming back so I guess if you don’t like the match-up I can always give you one for the second guy I thought of!

You asked for Romantic so I’m going to assume that you didn’t want Platonic, so if you did, let me know!! I will gladly add a platonic match-up for you!

I also made a little tribute to your ‘name’ (Iheartthelochnessmonster) and I can’t wait for you to see it. I had a lot of fun with this match-up.

~Jae

Finding a good picture of him is a challenge

Romantic Match-Up: Bazz-B

Alright, this guy here, has a bit of a temper. He’s hot headed and pretty brash, but he’s pretty damn good looking, so there’s a bonus. It doesn’t say how tall he is, but judging by his size compared to guys like Renji I would venture to say that he’s at LEAST a good 6'1”- 6'3”. He might not care for his comrades too much, but god help the man or woman that dares to lay a finger on you, especially if they intend to harm you. His ego would never allow him to stand idly by and let someone hurt you. He’s definitely passionate and fierce when it comes to being a lover, but that’s a good thing because it motivates him to protect you. He also understands when and how to be gentle (he isn’t some uncultured Neanderthal, despite what the female Sternritter might say) with you. He loves to tease you about your height (lightly, because he doesn’t want to make you too mad) but he also loves to help you grab things that are out of your reach, though he won’t admit to it. He absolutely adores your attitude, and actually prefers his women with a side of sass. If he can’t physically beat someone -or verbally- for disrespecting you, he knows that you can handle yourself. Nothing amuses him more than watching you give someone a piece of your mind. He tends to be your human pillow and heater whenever the two of your are taking a nap, or whenever you are reading -he watches TV or plays a video game- and doesn’t mind it one bit because he sees it as being manly by providing for his lover. He loves to joke around with you, just to hear you laugh. He also loves your cooking -he can’t cook anything without burning it because he gets too excited- and often ends up hovering a little. He’s always leaning over your shoulder and sneaking tastes of the food whenever you can’t stop him in time. He also can’t draw -at all- but he’s not bad with watercolor paint, so he likes to join you whenever you’re on a mission to create a new work of art. His favorite, however, is cuddling with you because he loves to pull you into his lap. He’s tall, so he sort of becomes your human chair after he wraps his arms around you and yanks the blankets up to cover both of you. He loves you to the moon and back, and even though he might be too embarrassed to say so, he shows it through his actions. He’s your guardian and you’re his, even though he probably won’t admit that either. Good job, because you figured out how to tame the Great Bazz without changing his personality. He naturally wants to be your everything and will do anything to be the best just for you.

You call him an old man as a joke -he is over 1000 years old, so you’re not wrong-.

He loves your hair and always tells you that you look flawless.

He also loves your eyes and often gets caught whenever he’s staring at them.

He’s a little hands on, but he knows that no means no and will never force you into ANYTHING, other than the first time you two kissed.

He loves to brag to Jugram about the things that you do, especially whenever you cook or draw/paint something even better than normal.

He might be the one secretly stocking the pantry and fridge once a month with chocolate.

He also might be the one secretly stocking the bathroom with relaxing bath-bombs and other necessities once a month.

Who talked to who first: He approached  you first, but you shot him down after hearing his cocky attempt to woo you. He eventually realized that his normal tactics weren’t going to work, and ended up in a bit of a chase to impress you.

Who kissed who first: Unlike his best friend Jugram, Bazz happens to be a bit physical and forceful -not to mention impatient-. After hearing from the female sternritter, he decided that his plan would work, and settled for ambushing you as you got home. Needless to say, you didn’t mind it too much when you were pushed up against your -now- closed door and swept into a passionate kiss. He caught the bag of groceries too, which was a bonus point -you really didn’t want to go back for eggs, if they broke-.

Who initiated the relationship: You were the one to initiate the official relationship, since -despite the fact that he should know better- Bazz-B kind of already considered you to be his girlfriend even though he never actually confirmed it.

Who proposed first: He did, and he even went out of his comfort zone to do so. Bazz knows that you love cute animals, so he bought you a little gray kitten and tied the ring to her bow -Jugram tied the bow because he insisted that his Oaf of a friend wouldn’t do it right- and proposed to you the second you spotted the jewelry on her ribbon. (He named her Nessie)

How he would react to pregnancy: Bazz would stand still in shock for a moment, while trying to comprehend your words. After asking if you were serious, he would pull you into a tight -but not too tight- hug, before dropping down to his knees so he could kiss your belly. He would then proceed to brag about it to everyone else.

Parenting: Bazz is already protective of you, and he’s even worse with his children. If that little first grader think he can pick on the child of THE GREAT BAZZ, he’s got another thing coming. All that aside, Bazz would make a really good father in terms of making sure that his children are always ready to defend themselves -and just keep themselves safe in general- and feel confident with who they are. If there’s one thing he knows, it’s confidence. He refuses to let his children feel bad about themselves and won’t hesitate to try and make them feel better.

Other Possible Romantic Match-Ups:

Jūshirō Ukitake: He’s such a sweetheart and would definitely be able to handle the sass.

Cang Du: He’s pretty quiet and stoic, you’d be a good match in terms of being what he’s not.

Shūhei Hisagi: He needs a strong woman in his life.

Alright,I’m not even going to apologize for being late as all hell on thesebecause then I’ll just continue to procrastinate! But anyways, Ithought that I had lost these requests and I’m lucky enough to haverecovered all of them. I’m also 100% GrimmIchi and KenShuu trash and I forgotabout the match-ups while reading fanfics about those two. I hope youenjoy your match-up!

I’vealso decided to add in a few new treats to make up for my awful selfand procrastination, so tell me if you like them!!!

~Jae

RomanticMatch-Up: ShūheiHisagi

Aw,you’re perfect for this little baby!! He’s such a bashful and sweetcharacter, so I know that your outgoing and wild personality would bethe perfect thing to balance out his slightly shy one. I feel likeShūhei would also enjoy having a loverwho has a bit of a rough exterior, which works with your sporty-ness.He’s obviously not opposed to tattoos, seeing as he has a few on hisface, and he loves that you have chosen to express yourself in asimilar fashion to him. He might not say it outwardly, but he reallygets a kick out of your strange muses. He also knows that you likeexperimenting with clothes, and lets you use him as a modeloccasionally, but it’s normally due to the sly smile he gets whileyou try to persuade him with a suggestive eyebrow wiggle (becausehe’s just the best when it comes to teasing, since he blushes all ofthe time). He probably spoils you way too much, but Shūheijust can’t help himself. He will,however, try his best to talk you down (or stop you all together)when you go a little too far, since he knows that you can sometimesget a little ahead of yourself. Shūhei loves you with every fiber of hisbeing, and won’t hesitate to protect you whenever you are in danger.He might even sneak in a glare here and there when another man looksat you in a way that he feels is inappropriate, but he won’t tell youabout it since he believes that it’s his job to look after you (evenif you could probably whoop any perverted ass anyways). However, heespecially appreciates that you can take care of yourself when he’snot around, and it comforts him when he knows you’re out by yourself.He loves you to the moon and back, and he tells you ever night whilestaring at your eyes, because he thinks they’re the prettiest shadeof blue that he’s ever seen.

He likesto play with your hair, especially when the two of you are cuddling.He often ends up running his fingers through it while he gentlymassages your scalp.

You twoexchange massages, and you know that his favorite spot is his lowerback.

You alsoknow that his sides, feet, and neck are unbelievably ticklish.

He lovescuddling.

He likesto cook treats for you every Friday, and enjoys seeing your reactionafter you bite into them.

He’sprobably planning to propose, but procrastinating because he’spetrified of being rejected (even though that’s just his worry-wartself)

Here arethe new additions to match ups!!

Whotalked to who first: You approached Shūhei first, and complemented hishard-working personality. Kira teased him relentlessly that night andShūhei almost didn’t sleep due to thebutterflies in his stomach.

Whokissed who first: You kissed Shūhei first, and Renji won’t ever lethim live it down. After having a nice night out with the guys at anearby bar, he walked you home (because he’s a gentleman). He washolding your door open for you when you swung around and yanked himinto a quick kiss. You definitely weren’t drunk -maybe buzzed, butyou were in complete control of yourself- so you still remember howhe turned brighter than Renji’s hair before he bolted home.

Whoinitiated the relationship: Surprisingly, Shūhei was the one to ask you out, aftermonths of support from his closest of friends. About two weeks afteryou kissed him, the adorable lieutenant stuttered his way through hisquestion before you practically glomped him while shrieking in joy.

Whoproposed first: Shūhei will propose first, but onlybecause you don’t want to crush his manly pride. You’ll just pretendthat you didn’t find the ring in his desk drawer like three yearsago, because you know that he has to move at his own pace.

Howhe would react to pregnancy:He’ll cry while pulling you into a hug. Out of happiness,of course.

Parenting:He would try his best to be stern and serious, but you will mostlikely end up being the boss since he just can’t help himselfwhenever he sees the puppy face.

OtherPossible Romantic Match-Ups:

KeigoAsano: He would love your outgoing personality and has one to match.

IchigoKurosaki: He would be able to handle your big personality with ease.

ShunsuiKyōraku:He’s laid back and easy-going, which would be a good compliment toyou.

YumichikaAyasegawa: Experimenting with clothes? He’s in love.

KenpachiZaraki: He would absolutely love your fiery personality, and wouldprobably be a big teddy bear.

PlatonicMatch Up: Renji Abarai

So eventhough you’re matched with Renji, I feel like -for you- Rukia woulddefinitely be included and this would be a package deal. The three ofyou would be the absolute worst when all together and wouldundoubtedly get into loads of trouble together. You probably get intomore fights with Renji -compared to your little tussles with othershinigami- and give Shūhei heart attacks every time you do.The three of you love to explore and play jokes on each other, andhave known each other for years now. Renji is the most protective outof all of you, since he sees you as a sisterly figure -and lovesRukia but won’t admit it yet-, although you can definitely give him arun for his money. Renji knows a little more about you compared toRukia, but she would get pulled into family business often, so shedidn’t have as much time to spend with the two of you as teens. Healso picks on you more, but that’s because he can’t pull certainpranks on Rukia, for two reasons. One, being that he likes her anddoesn’t want to ruin his chance to date her, and the other being thathis Captain would probably give him a slow and painful death. But thethree of you are just about as close as you could possibly be and youwouldn’t have it any other way. Renji helps the two of you grabthings that are high up (and holds them out of your reach) so younormally end up beating him alongside Rukia. Renji is also close withShūhei, so he supplies you with aplethora of embarrassing stories.

Rukiatells you about Renji’s proposal first, because she’s afraid to tellher brother

Renjicrushes you with bear hugs and you crush him right back

Rukia isfeisty, so they two of you bully Renji sometimes

Thethree of you sometimes torment Shūhei

Youall look out for each other no matter what and you’ll always be bestfriends

HowYou met:You caught Renji picking on Shūhei one time, and -not knowing thatthey were friends- challenged Renji to a fight -he told Shūhei toshut up and just go with it because it was funny-. You promptlykicked his ass, and that’s how Rukia found you and met you. Sittingon Renji’s back with a triumphant smile while he struggled to gethair and dirt out of his mouth. Rukia instantly liked you after that.

OtherPossible Platonic Match-Ups:

IkkakuMadarame

KenpachiZaraki

RangikuMatsumoto

YachiruKusajishi

IchigoKurosaki

Linksto where I found the Pictures(I think they have links to the original artist):

Renjiand Rukia: http://www.zerochan.net/1228240

SpoilerAlert Ahead if you haven’t read the arc that explains howMasaki and Isshin met, and then later on when her death (and Uryū’smom’s) is explained.

Oh man, I REALLYthought about this one, so I hope you don’t freak out at first! Ireally like your romantic match, especially after getting a littlebit of a backstory for him during a certain portion of the manga. Hemight seem like a cold and detached jerk at first, but after actuallyanalyzing him a little, you’ll see that he’s a really caringindividual. As for your Platonic match…. He speaks for himself. Icould totally see these two working together as the “protect her insecret” squad.

Since you didn’tspecify which match-up…  I went ahead and gave you both Romanticand Platonic!  ^_^

Hope you enjoy this!

~Jae

RomanticMatch-Up: RyūkenIshida

(Featuring FetusRyūken)

Allright, hear me out on this one! I was actually going to pair you withUryū at first, but I got aneven better idea that screamed “Pair her with his Dad instead!!”

So,About that. Ryūken is a very calm and collected individual who wassort of smothered by his own family, since he was pressured to keephis bloodline pure by marrying Masaki. Although he can be a littledistant and unreadable at times, deep down, you know that he caresdeeply for those close to him. He is extremely dedicated to his job-and protecting his family- especially after losing his first wife.Your small bursts of anger -due to your temper- keep him on his toes,and bring energy that wasn’t previously there into his life. You’remuch more outgoing than he is, and you balance out his moreintroverted personality. He doesn’t mind your little bit of laziness,since he grew up in a very stiff and controlled household. He’sactually pretty fond of your occasionally aloof attitude, and headmires your ability to lighten up the mood. When he’s not working orsleeping, he likes to read beside you while you draw, and often takessneak peeks when you aren’t paying attention. He enjoys your sewinghabit, even if it is for more cosplay pieces -because it reminds himof a lot of Uryū’s designs- and secretly loves it whenever you sewsomething small for him. Whenever he needs something repaired, hebrings it to you, since you won’t add something strange like Uryūwould. He has a habit of telling you not to worry so much, -in a verycold manner- and even though it doesn’t really work because you worryanyways, it still makes you happy. If no one is around, he might evenruffle your hair or pat your head. He’s not big on public displays ofaffection, but that doesn’t bother you one bit. In fact, he actuallyavoids it because he feels that you would worry about what otherpeople would think about it -and because he’s not a very publicperson to begin with-. He’s not very close with his son, and heenvies you a little, since you managed to bond with him surprisinglyfast. You often discuss sewing patterns and designs, but you nevernotice it when Ryūken is secretly observing your interactions. He’seternally grateful for you, -not only because he loves you and caresfor your well-being- since you’re able to be there for his son. Hemay have had a s light crush on you as a kid, but he’ll never admitit. He likes that you’re tough, because you can endure the sometimescold treatment he might accidentally give you, which often happenswhen he says something without thinking -like when telling you not toworry about him-. He also adores your naivety, and secretly enjoys itwhenever you’re confused about something he understands, because itgives him an excuse to get close to you when he explains it. Eventhough he despises his status as a Quincy, he is grateful for itsince he can protect you. Knowing that you’re a regular human is ahuge relief, because he knows that you won’t die the same way hisprevious wife did. He couldn’t protect her from her death, but he canprotect you, even if he won’t let you know when he’s watching you tomake sure that you’re safe.

-Hesometimes follows you when you’re out on your own in town (sometimesyou leave by yourself instead of going with him) because he wants tomake sure that you’re okay.

-Hehas one of your drawings in his desk at the hospital, but he won’ttell you. He also has a picture of you teaching a young Uryū how tosew, which he keeps on his desk where he can see it.

-Hemight over-react a little whenever you get hurt, but you don’t mindit since he tries to act calm and collected. When you cut yourselfwhile cutting a piece of fabric, he calmly cleaned and dressed thewound without showing the fact that he was panicking internally.

-Hehas a habit of giving surprise kisses when passing by, and thenacting as if nothing happened as he continues on his way. (You thinkit makes him adorable)

-You’veonly seen him blush once, when you grabbed his rear end while hewalked up the stairs in front of you. He had stopped right there andstood still, before turning around for a second. It was only a secondbefore he continued on, (like nothing happened, as always) but youwon’t forget the way his face looked when it was bright red.

-Helikes to smile around you, even though they tend to be small ones. Hewouldn’t dare to let anyone else see, though.

OtherPossible Romantic Matches:

UryūIshida (He would honestly be just like his dad, maybe a little moreexpressive)

ShunsuiKyōraku (He would abuse yourslight laziness, but he’s still great)

ShinjiHirako (He’s pretty laid back, but still able to act accordingly)

IsshinKurosaki (He was hot as a younger guy and I could totally see himswooping in on Ryūken’s girlAGAIN, because he is an adorable little thief aka“Mr. Steal yo girl”)

PlatonicMatch-Up: IsshinKurosaki

(Also featuring a younger version because LOOK AT HIM *sighs* He could save me from a hollow ANY day)

Ok, so some of the thingswritten towards the end of this would completely become void if hewas your romantic match up.

I would honestly love tobe Isshin’s bff. He’s a total spaz, but that’s just what you need tobalance out your relationship with Ryūken.He wouldn’t hesitate to confront anyone who hurts you, -even thoughRyūken might put the fear of god into them first- and he doesn’tmind being a shoulder for you to lean on. His relationship withRyūken is a great thing for you, since he can give you advice on howto handle the other man, whilst scolding him for giving you the coldshoulder. You mean a lot to both of them, and Isshin is determined tokeep you safe. He likes to watch you interact with the girls, andYuzu loves getting sewing tips from you. When you’re with Isshin, youtend to forget what you’re worrying about -normally due to hisobnoxious behavior-. He also helps you out when you get hurt,although he can’t hide his emotions as well as Ryūken.He openly panics. You met Isshin after he became a permanent residentin the human world, and even though he thinks that you’re pretty, -heloves your hair- he’s never felt anything other than love for you asa friend. He likes to tease Ryūkenabout how he got Masaki sometimes, and he jokingly states that hemight just win you over too. (Ryūken insists that he’s “incorrect,since you wouldn’t fall for an idiot like him”) He loves to makeyou laugh, and he never stops encouraging you to always do your best,even if it’s just a little doodle. Your sense of humor matches his and sometimes fuels his silly behavior.

-He likes to exchangeinformation on your whereabouts with Ryūken with the other can’tkeep an eye on you.

-He’s saved you from afew hollows, but he won’t ever tell you, since he likes to let youbelieve that it was Ryūken (it sometimes is).

-He’s the ultimatewingman.

-He saw a little glimpseof your temper directed at Ryūken once and has forever ingrained themoment into his brain, since he enjoyed seeing someone call the otherman out on his cold behavior.

-You told him about theone time you got Ryūken to blush and got the best high-five of yourlife.

OtherPossible Match-Ups:

Love Aikawa & LisaYadōmaru (They both love Mangaso they would love your cosplays)

Shinobu Eishima (He wassuch a sweetheart while he lasted)

SōsukeAizen (I mean, as far as “friendship” with him goes)

Gin Ichimaru (He would behilarious)

All right! I ship youwith:

Guenael Lee!

Just kidding, oh mygosh that would be awful. But if you don’t know who that is pleaselook them up so you can laugh.

The pictures came out HUGE so enjoy, I guess? XD 

~Jae

RomanticMatch-Up: Renji Abarai

(He’s definitely on the list of “Bleach Guys I would totally have babies with if they were real” and I’m not even ashamed)

Ithink that you would be a good match for Renji, even if he might notalways be the most gentle person on the planet. He can be a bit cockyat times, but he can also be very sweet. As we’ve all seen in theBleach series, he showed a TON of concern for Rukia (he had a softspot for her from day one) so it’s no surprise that he would be agood romantic partner. Although he would feel slightly awkward if youcried in front of him, -especially if he made you do so- he wouldn’thesitate to calm you down by holding you since -I mean, this is RENJIwe’re talking about- he does have his pride to protect. He wouldn’tconsider himself to be much of a man if he couldn’t make you feelsafe and loved. He would hold you and comfort you through any badbouts of anxiety, by wrapping you up in his arms and giving youcomforting kisses on your hair, forehead, eyelids, or cheeks. He’s abig guy, so he would also use that to his advantage while trying tomake you feel safe and secure through anxiety attacks. When you’redepressed, he’ll try to make you laugh. Sometimes, he’ll bring outone of your favorite games and play it with you until you feel better(He’ll probably lose on purpose to make you laugh at his facialexpressions once he “loses”). He often tells you to be a littleeasier on yourself while following up with something he loves aboutyou, which is often your hair or eyes. He thinks your eyes are themost beautiful thing in the world, and likes to play with your haireven though his is much longer -he also lets you run your fingersthrough his hair-. Your sexuality doesn’t bother him in theslightest, and he finds your hobbies to be interesting, since hedoesn’t understand how YouTube works. He likes to sneak behind youand secretly watch whatever you watch, but he won’t ever tell youbecause he doesn’t want to admit that he enjoys it. He also likes tolay around and listen to music with you when he’s not busy. He’sincredibly protective of you, and won’t stand for anyone picking onyou. You can rest assured that Renji will protect you with his life,and make your enemies -if you ever got any- fear for their own.

-Hewould make height jokes, since he’s almost a foot taller than you.He’ll frequently use your head as an armrest, but he’ll laugh if andwhen you elbow him in the gut for being a brat. You might even throwan eyebrow joke in there if you’re feeling extra feisty.

-Heloves to make you blush -or embarrassed in general- but he’s quick tolearn your limits.

-Hegently talks you through bad anxiety attacks.

-Hehas a sneaking suspicion that you like his tattoos so he tries to‘sneakily’ show as much of them off as he can. You’re not stupid andyou know what he’s doing, but you aren’t complaining because he’shot, so why the hell not?

-Helikes to give you bear hugs.

-Helikes to give you a mini version of his ponytail with your own hairbecause it looks cute.

OtherPossible Romantic Matches:

Byakuya Kuchiki (He would be good at comforting you)

Jūshiro Ukitake (Same as Byakuya)

Ichigo Kurosaki (He’s a sweetheart)

Bazz-B (I think he would secretly be a big teddy bear)

Chad/Sado Yasutora (He would be a strong support type partner)

PlatonicMatch-Up:ShinjiHirako

(I love his long hair)

Alright,hear me out on this bro right here. I know he’s not Renji’s bestfriend or anything, but he’s a good match for you. Shinji isdefinitely your comic relief -although Renji can also cover that-when you’re upset and despite his sometimes immature attitude, he’sstill very perceptive. Shinji can tell when something is wrong (Hewas on to Aizen, so he’s good) with you, and doesn’t shy away fromcomforting you when you need it. Unlike Renji, Shinji understands thehuman world and it’s many new technologies. He absolutely loves towatch videos and listen to music with you, and likes to tease Renjiwith you. He encourages you to have fun all the time -he tends torefer to teasing Hiyori as fun, and gets a sandal to the head inresponse-. He’ll tell you to stop being stupid whenever you’re toohard on yourself -which hurt at first, until he explained that you’reone of the best people he’s known- since he understands how it feels,as he still feels responsible for the fall of his comrades at thehand of Aizen during the Hollowfication incident. Shinji treats youlike a little sibling sometimes, which means that he can be a bitprotective, but he means the best because he loves you so much -in aplatonic way-.

-Hethreatened to beat Renji to a pulp if he ever hurt you.

-Hetried to get you to get bangs like his. You told him that youpreferred to look like a normal human being, and he whined about youbeing unfair.

-Hegets more sandals to the face when he’s with you, since he can’t helpbut tease Hiyori twice as much to look cool.

-Hesuggests music and YouTube videos to you.

OtherPossible Match-Ups:

Shūhei Hisagi (He’s a pretty understanding guy)

Keigo Asano (He’s a sweetheart)

Kisuke Urahara & Yoruichi Shihōin (They’re hilarious and definitely a package deal)

Tatsuki Arisawa (She would be like the big sister you never knew you wanted)

I found this gem on Google Images and it fit perfectly. (Perfect example of them fighting over who gets to get a hug from you first)

2. I cry very easily and can have anxiety over silly things. Communication in a relationship is very important to me. I deal with depression but for the most part I’m pretty ok. I’m fairly lazy and sassy to a fault.3. I’m fairly lazy and sassy to a fault. I run my mouth when I shouldn’t. INFP, Capricorn. I’d like a monogamous romantic relationship with a male, pleas! Sorry about my last two messages not sending the first time!

Oh my gosh, it’s totally okay!! It’s tumblrs fault for eating my asks tbh it annoys me lol. 

OH MY GOOODDD. 

YOU’RE TOTALLY PERFECT FOR TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA. I’VE BEEN WAITING TO FIND SOMEONE FOR HIM FOR AGES NOW OH MY GOSH. 

Nice to meet you Nolwenn! Thank you so much! I definitely love yours as well!