ashes and blood

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*

pussy got me like for he’s a jolly good felloowwwww

there’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. can we kiss

sorry for having sex with your mom it was a trauma response

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

seeing a mutual like one of your posts like, "i knew you'd like that, you slut"

kissa u

lova and embracea u

hava…….. crush on u

mario i don’t feel the same

no google docs you don't understand this is a sexy, necessary grammar mistake