affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007