seducedwithsadness

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

the problem is you can say it online and everyone relates, but then you get into the habit of saying it out loud and no one knows what the hell you are talking about, like online you could say “same” about the lizard online but in real life if a pencil fell and you said “me” people just stare at you

one day at work, we were recording a segment for this local tv show and the guy on it did this like super long exhaustive groan and i was just like “same.” and my coworker just looked at me like ??? 

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

i unlike posts just so i can like them again.. i love giving posts a fresh like, a new n improved like. a like with a future 

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

hands up if you’re sad, stressed, tired and really craving romantic affection

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

Honey, I contoured the kids

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