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after 19 years and 2 weeks.

I decided... to gain weight -- I do look like an electrocuted skeleton. to make myself taller -- which I don't know how. I'm tall tough. to get buffed -- tini-winie, tiny body. ectomorphic! to study well enough -- yes! last year of academic shits! to sleep at night and not in day -- sorry nyctophilic here. to socialize with someone IDK. -- enjoying the solitude before. to liberate? -- yeah baby! come to daddy! to change everything! -- o.O

#memyselfandi

decaying skills T-T why oh why

T-shirt design...

Mejo Epic... pero bearable nmn ah... hahaha

#accounting #tshirt design

"Balimbing"

Me: Ay mahirap yan!

Classmate1: Ano ba yan?

Classmate2: Prutas yan!

Crush: Bakit mo sinabi!

Me: Ou, pwede ring namang tao!

Crush: Kaso hindi pwede adjective, di ba?

Me: Oh yeah...

Manghuhula: Prutas?

Classmates: Ou!

Me: Yeah!

Crush: Ou kakasabi nga lang eh.

Manghuhula: Pagkain ba 'to?

BOOM!

#tanga101 #funny #pinoyhenyo

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blackistheonlycolor

#sotrue #black #fashion

FHMU?

another MU that I'll gonna miss (oh darn)... mehh paxok pa awts...

#FHMU

MMXIV.I.XXXI

Isang oras nalang itatagal mo... hahahaha

#evillaugh #byebye #january

Happy Chinese New Year!

… lalalala… wtf? Fireworks lasted for a minute only! ermegesh…

#chinesenewyear #woodhorse

mtv

666xqueen

lorde dont wanna play

zumipaudesu-blog

IM DEAD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAGGA

getupdylan-deactivated20170124

I CANT BREATHE

sedartllafokcaj

This is really freaking me out... MEDIC!

#hahaha

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4:44 AM

Japan's unlucky number...

oooooh... creepy...

#444

Things are getting worse and yet way more exciting...

ooohhh I can't wait...

#evillaugh #unfriend

unveiling the t.r.u.t.h.

I've been waiting for this moment for months... and finally, someone's obdurate stuffs will cost him a lot...

- a cup of trust

- one whole friend

- a handful of acquaintances

He better pull himself together now... this can not wait long enough...

#truth #friend #lost #forbiddenlove

Not what I've expected...

I went out of the classroom to check my "wanna-be-friend" business...

Me: Pwede ba tumabi? Ano ginagawa mo?

WBF: Yeah, xhure... Nagrereview...

Me: Tulog lang ako ah, 1 hour...

WBF: 'Wag! Usap tayo bilis...

Me: Huh?! Bakit? Nagrereview ka eh!

WBF: Bilis na! Tara fast-talk tayo... Mas nakakapag-aral ako kapag may kausap...

Me: Inaantok akoooo... Pero sige... Ahmmm... ilan kayong magkakapatid? (my very first blow every conversation)

(...chatchatchatmurmurmurblahblahblah...)

Me: Sorry, wala na akong maitanong. Hindi kasi ako nagtatanong ng personal information, because I usually do it privately... Specialty ko kaya ang mag-"stalk" (head up)... Just give me a picture, then you'll get your data right away... just give me some time, a day or two...

WBF: Talaga?! Eh try natin, Si "Jon*** Bru****"?

Me: (I knew it!) Ahhh... sino si Jon*** Bru****?

WBF: Ewan ko! kala ko ba magaling ka mag-stalk? edi kilalanin mo!

Me: Jon*** Bru****... Middle name: ****, Birthday: May **, 9*, Zodiac: (beep)... Nakatira sa Marikina... Nag-aral sa Mar***, exclusive school for boys... Section 14... Escort nung 1st year... Christian... Activity: volleyball, na-sprain siya last year... Hindi na siya candidate for cum laude, kase may grade na siyang *(point)**... You do your devotions ng sabay-sabay... (for short, I tell all of my crush's information)

WBF: Impressive... Sabihin ko yan!

Me: (fuck me! that's so bitchy to say)

#wrongmove

Falling...

It's good to know that I can't save my life around darkest creeks...

I thought I was about to be swallowed by the earth as my punishment of what I've harshly done...

It's just a matter of half second then I found myself knocked down on the ground...

I scraped my hand, thigh, and knees... It costs me around a total of square of an inch wound... flawed...

I stood up... overwhelmed...

Thank goodness, I survived... but it does hurt really... so clot...

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Do not confront me when it's too late...

#friends #secrets

As my body gets older...

Life gets borer. Fats becomes heavier. Problems are wider. Waters are deeper. Planet's hotter. Relationships get colder. Friends becomes wilder. Crushes are yummy-err. Studies get crazier. Heart becomes stronger. Most of all... Shits are longer? Denote and connote.

#life #haha

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