Edgeeeeeeeeey~

“Ma’am, if my hair was dangerous then I would have been put under lockdown years ago. Please stop worrying about it.”

“What is with that hairstyle?  You better cut those horns off before you hurt someone!  I swear, kids these days!”

“I assure you ma’am, my hair isn’t dangerous at all. People have yet to be found impaled on them and I hold that the odds are still fairly minimal.”

"Obviously whoever told you that was mistaken!  I'm fearing for my life right now!"

"You still look like a good-for-nothing youngster who wouldn't hesitate to make fun of me!"

“I meant no offense.”

"Well how was I supposed to know?  Your hair is obviously different.  And you look like much less of a hoodlum.  But that's not saying much."

“Besides, I thought you liked talking? You seem to do enough of it…”

“Let’s chat. It’s been years since I last saw you.”

“Nice to see you again, Ms Oldbag. Can’t believe you didn’t know it was me.”

"I plead the fifth."

From the look of the woman’s face, he could tell that she was still head over heels for the prosecutor.

"I don't like the look on your face, young man!  You think I'm dumb, don't you?  Well I'll have you know I can recite pi to the twelfth place!  And I know how to work a bug detector!  What's your name, anyway?!"

"How do you know my Edgey?!"

“Maybe you should have sued them.” he joked, knowing full well that she probably would if she was given the chance.

"Oh I'm done going to court.  Nothing good ever comes of it, you know, and I'm much more help out in the field!  And besides that, they'd probably get that uncouth barbarian as their lawyer and he'd make me cry!"

“Oh, yeah. Gosh, you’re just… You’re intimidating, that’s it. How could they keep up with someone as awesome as you?” She wasn’t entirely sure it was a good idea to feed Oldbag’s ego, but…

"His job was a horrible one!  And bullying this poor, fragile girl-at-heart!  Why I'd never been treated so badly in my life!  Except this one time when I was in a stage show in a full-body costume.  It was so hot in that thing and I told them I needed to take it off, but as soon as the mask was gone a fan nearby started crying.  I can't imagine why!"

"What was that?"