🌛 a big boy 🌜

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… well. the answer should be obvious.

you know what, fuck you [unsucks your titties]

LOOOL I Would Never Do This I Suck The Titties So Hard That I Am Basically A Newborn Baby And I Am Not About To Be Bottle Fed Unless That Bottle Is Full Of Liquor Hahahaha Of Course Im Just Messin With You But Seriously What I Need In My Life Is A Joint, Xbox And Someone To Just Vibe With And See What Happens

*gives you a tarot reading* hmm. this one means draw 2 cards. and this one’s a wild card so you get to pick the color

lost in the sauce

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)

a concept: filming a bootleg of a musical with a drone

the ushers run through the aisles swatting at it with brooms

Four years later and I have to bring this post back