fallen from grace

Cause an Enemy to Fall Asleep To Death.

Follow my mate @secretofnim or i'll carry you 500000000 feet in the air and then drop you.

Blud does that to me except I can fly so I’m not sure why she does that aside from the fact that she just likes picking me up and putting me down.

I'm gonna fucking die, I can survive like 500k kisses a day at most.

Die, then.

'oh vampires cant walk into peoples houses without being invited' well neither can I. its rude

couples tshirts that say "god won't let me die" and "I'm god"

I’m just saying the real facts here.

Blud’s making friends! :D

Chicken owners are the only friends I need.

Chicky...

Tfw the spoiled princess gets a job before the blue collar everywoman.

I hardly worked hard I was just super duper persistent and also animals just like me! 

Oh and also my mate is warm and snuggly, but that’s hardly new.

Probably at about the same level.