It’s The Driver and Lars' turn now!!
- I’ve read so many good headcanons for Lars, so I’ll try not to just reiterate those.
- Surprisingly strong bladder.
- Too anxious to ask to go the bathroom is the 1# reason he ends up wet.
- He just can’t stand the idea of people knowing he’s going to the bathroom, he’s also just really bad at asserting his needs.
- Chronic leaker. It’s another reason he wears so many layers, it means he can get away with slowly wetting himself for longer.
- Fear wetting! He conanically gets startled easily, you’re trying to tell me he hasn’t peed himself because someone accidentally sneaked up on him before?
- I liked to imagine he’s a bedwetter(It’s all the anxiety). It’s not necessary an every night thing, but it’s enough that he’d really benefit from some diapers.
- Not that he has the courage to actually buy diapers, though. Instead he just lays out a bunch of towels every night before bed so he doesn’t ruin his mattress.
- That is until Bianca comes along and he finally allows himself to buy a pack. Karin sees almost immediately and asks what they’re for. Lars explains that they’re for Bianca, because she’s in a wheel chair and all, and asks her to please be nice about it because she’s really shy about needing them.
- When asked why he’s also wearing them if they’re for Bianca he says it’s because Bianca is so embarrassed by it and he doesn’t want her to feel alone, so he’s just being supportive.
- Everyone obviously knows that is a lie but no one calls him out on it. At least it means Lars is getting better sleep.
- The Driver has severe paruresis and I refuse to hear otherwise.
- Like, he just cannot go if it’s not a private space. His body would apparently rather him piss himself in his car than just use the gas station restrooms.
- As soon as he feels the first leak he knows he done for, even if he were to drop everything right that second and rushed to the bathroom he wouldn't make it.
- He probably opened up a bit to Irene about his bladder shyness. Before everything went south.
- Not too dissimilar to Colt, he knows drinking four cups of coffee during a five hour car ride is going to cause him problems. He just can't cut out the coffee.
- Sometimes he accepts his fate and before a long drive he’ll just lay towel across his seat to minimize damage.
- Oooh, he’s definitely had flashback nightmares to being stabbed and woken up freaking about because he can still feel the blood pooling in his lap and– Wait, no, he’s just wet the bed.
- He’s also done that thing where he’s started peeing in a bottle, only to realize he’s it’s far too much piss but he can’t stop so his car floor board ends up getting flooded.
