the blog that's secret (and evil)

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

omorashi due to too much skirt and tight and petticoat and underwear

it is really funny that discord decided to do some extremely high effort bit for april fools complete with get a pop-up for the bit, supposedly thinking this was a ridiculous thing that would surely be parsed as a bit! but then everyone i know (including me) saw a pop-up when they opened discord about some shit and went "oh ok discord is rolling out a new feature i couldnt care less about and forcing me to know about it via pop-up. whatever" and dismissed it entirely like every other new stupid discord feature. i wonder if this is a good sign for how your userbase feels about your app

see im sexually attracted to sticks and stones breaking my bones so i never understood that expression

Teacher/student roleplay where the teacher makes the student go sit outside for 5 minutes if they're too loud

"Teacher" trying to play a sex tape to set the mood but they have technical difficulties with the projector

"It's 'may I cum', try again"

Teacher/student roleplay where the teacher makes the student go sit outside for 5 minutes if they're too loud

"Teacher" trying to play a sex tape to set the mood but they have technical difficulties with the projector

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

oh no, animal ears are feet

yeah. cat ears are feet!

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

“Omorashi hotline - please hold!”