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Old Blog is Back

Hey all, so my original side blog, @secondhandskootur, has been resurrected from Tumblr Purgatory. I'll be keeping this blog up as an archive/backup in case Tumblr decides to try pulling more bullshittery, but I won't be using it like I have been.

#i actually briefly considered moving to this blog permanently and leaving the other as an archive #but since the other blog is connected to my main art blog it's easier to access than this one is #i might change my mind later idk but for now i'm leaving this as the archived blog #skootur text post

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derangedoldman

Woah holy shit I'm back

secondhandskoot

Tumblr suddenly just brought my original side blog back like... 5 minutes ago? After having it nuked for about a month. So I guess I'm moving back now.

That being said, I'm going to leave this blog up as a backup in case Tumblr decides to pull any more funny business.

#i mean don't get me wrong i'm glad i got it back #so this one's gonna be an archive ig #skootur text post

ot3

coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice

#@prev yeah from a narrative standpoint quint's canon send-off makes the most sense. my only real gripe is that hooper should've died too #but also god the things i would do for a quint lives ending/au where he survives but actively loses something of himself #& realises just how much he's fucked up. which then leads to him (slowly) becoming a better person #a story where quint seriously gets knocked down several pegs and given a slice of humble pie. where he has to look in the mirror and realis #that he was just as much of a monster as the shark #sorry I'm weak for a version of quint who's generally a good guy while still retaining his chaotic grumpy old man energy

carchariascarcharodon

quint locket quint locket quint locket

i really wanted to include hooper on the left but i couldn't find a photo i liked enough, rip :( i'll probably swap the orca out for him at some point

#stealing this idea and making my own btw

sharkcity

A pretty neat Mondo poster to be available at SDCC.

#OHHHHH THIS IS SO COOL ONG #i love this

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secondhandskoot

Omg babe wake up! New shit quality Quint pic just dropped

secondhandskoot

Fuck it, Hooper gets one too

#jaws #jaws 1975 #matt hooper #skootur text post

Omg babe wake up! New shit quality Quint pic just dropped

#sorry for the inactivity y'all i've been insanely busy #i have not forgotten about jaws tho don't worry #jaws #jaws 1975 #quint #quint jaws #skootur text post

schlockjock

i have a lot of headcanons about brody but i think my biggest one is that he wishes he was a country boy. he doesn't seem to like the big city even if he wishes he could return to it; he comes off a lot like a guy who wants some peace and quiet but on dry land. i honestly think that he would drop everything and move the family out to rural wyoming if he knew it would all work out. brody's just a very nervous guy to me and tbh he'd be much better off somewhere peaceful and kind of isolated. i also headcanon him as a jazz and country music shill but that's for another day

#on the nose answer? irish wolfhound #off the nose answer? a mutt so mutty that he looks like a default dog #<- prev honestly i could see both of those for quint. i think he'd be like a wirey hair dog

schlockjock

i have a lot of headcanons about brody but i think my biggest one is that he wishes he was a country boy. he doesn't seem to like the big city even if he wishes he could return to it; he comes off a lot like a guy who wants some peace and quiet but on dry land. i honestly think that he would drop everything and move the family out to rural wyoming if he knew it would all work out. brody's just a very nervous guy to me and tbh he'd be much better off somewhere peaceful and kind of isolated. i also headcanon him as a jazz and country music shill but that's for another day

#he's kind of like a whippet to me or perhaps a chihuahua #<- prev i'd say brody is a whippet tbh. basically just any dog that's long gangly and anxious (i always thought of him as a borzoi lol)#hooper is the one with chihuahua energy i think because he a lot of pent up anger #quint would be some sort of stray mutt. i'm not sure what exsct breed though

schlockjock

i have a lot of headcanons about brody but i think my biggest one is that he wishes he was a country boy. he doesn't seem to like the big city even if he wishes he could return to it; he comes off a lot like a guy who wants some peace and quiet but on dry land. i honestly think that he would drop everything and move the family out to rural wyoming if he knew it would all work out. brody's just a very nervous guy to me and tbh he'd be much better off somewhere peaceful and kind of isolated. i also headcanon him as a jazz and country music shill but that's for another day

#yeah i also see him as being a highly anxious jazz enjoyer #and def think he'd be happier living in the middle of nowhere growing some plants and raising some goats or smthn #while also reading & writing in his free time #in my mind he's an avid bookworm/writer tbh

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sadclowncentral

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

mrs-jake-blues

Hooper and Brody in the Jaws the movie:

Hunting a killer shark and saving an island with the power of friendship

Hooper and Brody in Jaws the book (specifically Hopper to Brody):

#neither of them are particularly likeable in the book (brody is actively a pathetic sad wet dog of a man but that's besides the point)#but book hooper is on a whole different level of asshole-ry it's not even funny

idalievu

Started reading the jaws novel today. Why is it like that.

secondhandskoot

What if I told you that the novel gets even worse?

#tbh i have a love-hate relationship with the book. yeah it's bad but it kinda grew on me & there's some parts of it that i actually like #that being said #without spoiling anything #there's so many subplots crammed into this book that it's enough to leave your head in a spin #and a few of them just don't really go anywhere and could honestly be left out entirely #also warning book hooper is an unlikeable asshole (you'll see why later) and quint doesn't show up until towards the end

stuckasmain

Matt Hooper (1975 colorized)

sharkcity

J-PIC OF THE DAY:

Filming the shark cage attack in the studio tank.

#I'll take “photos taken on a toaster” for 500 please

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augustdementhe

Your beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of hot wings hair...

mrspider-deactivated20221213

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

#jaws “what's up chums” shirt from universal studios and boxers.#it's my pajamas lmfao

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