fuck the actors, save the sound crew!

Me and my boys have been misleading tourists on the best sandwich places in town

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

fat pet cat is a kind of weighted blanket

I think gatekeeping art is such a funny thing like. "Oh so this doodle I just made is art" yes next question. "So video games are art?" yes????? Bitch your essay you wrote on that book you didn't read in English class when you were 10 is art. Painting a fence is art. 2 sentence shitpost on Tumblr is art. Get on my level.