Secondhand Mongoose

So I was in writing and my classmate whom I sit next to. He found a poster that he had left in class so he grabbed it and brought it too his desk. The dude then started rolling it up under his desk. So I guess the teacher thought it looked like he was jacking off (she also hated this classmate of mine with a burning passion). So she stands up and yells," [Insert Classmate], is that..(10 second pause)...MASTURBATION?!?!?!?!" And the whole class could clearly see that he was just rolling his poster up so we laughed. But the teacher makes him stand up  and says," If the class thinks its so funny, then show us what you were doing." Of course the dude started unrolling and rerolling his poster and my language arts teacher just straight up fucking looses it yelling "DO NOT MOCK ME I AM GOD!!!!". Ok she didnt say that but she said "DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME SASSSSSSS!" . But yeah, this was constantly spoken about at school afterwards.

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