hit that shit slimer

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

but what if she was asexual and the act traumatized her so bad she wasn´t able to invent any more delicious cookies ?

why are y'all like this

Because there’s more than one specific sexuality

Also let’s not ignore how this self described scumbag called her a bitch!! Not everyone is impressionable dumbass who want to be called a bitch and think it’s ‘’endearment’’ and respectful. (after i read the other comments they are bullying for the response). The reply might have been a bit overreacting but they seem to wanted to point not everyone’s aim in life is to have their ‘‘pussy ate’‘ and ‘‘get laid’‘, and that this totaly stigmatizes and erases people that don’t want to do sexual things for whatever reasons and be told what they should do in their life and shouldn’t. And as another user said: chickenwhispers Okay but also hoping someone got oral sex because you love their accomplishments is fucking weird.

cjskgkslglslylslfkslglksf the original post was not even this deep

This is fucking tumblr in a nut shell I hate it lmao

you really bolded that last line as if you was doing something huh??

*robert de niro in heat voice* i do what i do best, i make hamburger. you do what you do best, you eat the hamburger

before i made this post i honestly didnt realize what “robert de niro in heat” could be interpreted as

this video is what dnd feels like

ROLL INTIATIVE