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Not today Justin
@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@second-person-offical
hello, you are second person offical. you made this blog to spread love for second person, the least appreciated person.
your main blog is @calcium-is-screaming.
this blog uses he/they pronouns.
you also like to use proper punctuation.
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you really like custard
what person does your offical talk in?
first (i, me, myself)
second (you, yourself)
third (he did, she did, they did)
we talk in a super-secret fourth option
there is no fourth option.
what person does your offical talk in?
first (i, me, myself)
second (you, yourself)
third (he did, she did, they did)
first, you think everyone younger than you isnāt very smart and that when theyāre older, theyāll be easier to talk to and will understand things. then, you realize some people your own age arenāt very smart either, so you figure that everyone your age and below just doesnāt understand things yet and when youāre all older, youāll be easier to talk to and will understand things. finally, you notice that a few people older than you arenāt very smart too. so then you realize that there are not very smart people at every age and some people will never be easy to talk to
and by not very smart you donāt mean intellectually, you mean common sense or basic human decency.
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it's news to you that it's news to you to which degree who answers to who we could go on and on, but in the end, who are we kidding? your divinity is past infinity, are you... getting through?
seems our regime has plummeted south don't need to scream if you ain't got a mouth why bite the hand that feeds when it's the only hand you're getting? it's time you see that this great marquee is the only place you're ever gonna be so strap on in and take it on the chin and don't forget who's running the show
now look at this! absolute bliss! oh, what a shock! watch where you walk!
youāre the host, you run the place caine, that is your name not enthused, just feeling used? oh, what a goddamn shame
congratulations, all of your friends public relations are getting a cleanse put on your Sunday best because youāre nowhere close to quitting
so play the games and just ignore the pains 'cause all that remains is how you prime your brains you whine to you but you're too blind to see that youāre the one who's running the show
yeah
OFFICALVERSE SURVEY !!!
Form by @researching-offical
To anyone in the officalverse, I would really really really appreciate it if you could fill this out! If anyone is up for an interview as well, feel free to send an ask, DM, or comment on this post. Thank you so much!
i want to start a tag game because everyone else doea and i have fomo. if i tag you, participate. plaese.
a poll of four of ur fav songs and moots vote whichever they think is the most ā¢.Āøā” š®š¤šŖ ā”Āø.ā¢
which one pick
bottom ,, mccafferty
all too well (tmv) ,, taylor swift
actor ,, conan gray
clara bow ,, taylor swift
@prongsluvsyou @prongsievans @wolfstarwitch70
pick!!!
lady stardust by David Bowie
graceland too by Phoebe Bridgers
sun bleached flies by ethel cain
punisher by Phoebe Bridgers
@space-girliee @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @urm0onagedaydream @em0tionallymotionsick @eli-evermore @epsilonstars @thatmusicaltheaternerd @thehyperfixationistlass @lostinthefandomswitchs @foundheaven013 @choosadex @velvetnemesis @nataliescatorcciolvr @natsguitar @moonybowie0209 and open!!!
ty for the tag!!
WHICH ONE AM I
heroes- david bowie
motion sickness- phoebe bridgers
the gold- phoebe bridgers
bite the hand- boygenius
@sorryilovejegulus @knightmossy @bebopmooony @starcroww @withdevovotion @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @arikakari @space-girliee @coffeestainedstars + open tags!!
OHH HOW ABT ME?
Romeo by Conan Gray
Yours by Conan Gray
Running by The Aubreys
Lonesome is a state of mind by Djo
Ā @southerncutssĀ @krow-officalĀ @rucrazy12Ā @jam-potsĀ @spinning-enokiĀ Ā @lyssiswillthewiseĀ @moonys-chocolate28Ā @sleepingnoodlesĀ @alwayssirius09Ā @edensolace @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @moon-drunk-8 +open tags!!
ROMEO BY CONAN GRAY YUH DOY
WHO
boy bi - mad tsai
in my head - mad tsai
LSD - Chloe Tang
teenage tragedy - Rory webley
@historicallyroomates @everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @yourlocalavian @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto
WHICH IS ME
Collard Greens - ScHoolboy Q, Kendrick Lamar
I Don't Smoke - Mitski (Audiotree Live Version)
Too Close - Sir Chloe
Dreams - Fleetwood Mac (2004 Remaster)
@drumsticks-offical @ordinarily-unordinary
Open tags xx
WHOA THIS IS AWESOME THANK YOU RILEY
Which is me gang
Glistening-flipturn
Care-Conan gray
I know the end-phoebe Bridgers
Pulling leaves off trees-wallows
@tax-evad3r @biologynerd13 @the-grassy-hill @the-eldestdaughter @chipotle-offical @7-eleven-offical @adinosaurwithtinyarms @awesome-offical @ladybugcrimelord-offical +open tags :)
Ooh youāve got some pretty AWESOME song picks, maybe Pulling Leaves Off Trees?
Which one am I??
Ego Renegade Boy - Flavor Foley
Retry Now! - Nakiso
Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon
I was gonna put more vocaloid songs but I felt like I should at least have some different ones lol
@apocalyptic-endings @pansexuality-official @hekate-offical @do-not-u-dare @amnesia-offical @7-eleven-offical @yearning--offical @god-the-offical @ena-offical @costco-offical + open tags:3
oooooh thank you for the taggggg :) i can't pick my top 100 let alone 4 but here are a few of them
which am i??
we didn't start the fire - billy joel
oh you pretty thing - bowie
symptom of the universe - black sabbath
um, it's kind of a lot - will wood
no pressure tags (and as always just let me know if you'd rather not be tagged) - @nelly-rebellyyyyy @elios-ramblings @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @kingkit7734 @whimsical-laboratory-tragedy @axolotlmage47 @fishthefrog @the-unity-collective @dontcareenoughforthis @mongoosewithaharmoniica @izalea-leaves @onyx44413 @raeprise @shadykoalaninja @faeblixxx @paraskeinia @coffee--spill
Tyftt
(Thank you for the tag)
songs
scared crows -$carecrow
ahiahiahohah -ren
I love work -butterfingers
my band - EMINĘM
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @wereboobs-offical @childrens-entertainer-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @reincarnated-gay-fox @fox-offical @johnny-with-a-fiddle-offical @journalism-offical @pipes-offical @james-offical @kermitthebomber-offical
bet
go my vocaloid
Choose
Honey Iām Home - Ghost and Pals
BUTCHER VANITY - Flavor Foley
Scapegā¾ļøat - Ghost and Pals
Youāll Be Gone - YonKaGor
@orange-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical
Hello kiddo.
Alright
Which of my favourite songs is most like me (?)
Loyal to the game - 2Pac, 50 cent, Lloyd Banks and Young Buck
The devil wears a suit and tie - Colter Wall
Mockingbird - Eminem
Little Caesar - Seb Lowe
Before any Eminem fans call me a poser for picking mockingbird as a favourite: shove it up your ass. I don't care. It has sentimental value to me. I think 8 mile (yes, it's a song as well as an album and movie) is the better song but I like mockingbird because it has memories I hold dear. To be fair, so does without me, but mockingbird has more.
@the-stonekeepers @laciffo-natas @nurse-offical @bone-lord @radiation-poisoning-offical @inspector-javert-offical @the-police-doggo-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-official and everyone else because I'm lazy and can't be arsed to tag everyone I know. If you see it, take it as an invitation from me to add onto the chain.
Songs are below to listen to:
ooh this is interesting!
I donāt listen to music too often but here are some songs!
Whatās most me?
let me down slowly -Alex Benjamin
little big boy -Madds Buckley
Hidden in the sand -Tally Hall
Sports -Beach bunny
I truthfully havenāt interacted with many yet so uhm the only one I have to tag is @second-person-offical
[OOC: HAH skill issue much on my own behalf]
ok chat
which one is me :3
white blank page - mumford and sons
sailor song - gigi perez
heather - conan gray
backyard boy - claire rosinkranz
@grapes-offical @strawberry-offical @7-eleven-offical
@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical
EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE
KILL MY BUDDY
i have cannons
i will win, trust
RAHHHHHHHHHH
YOU WILL KILL YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!
BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO
YOU CANT NOT
NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS
THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS
NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED
IT IS NOW
yesā¦be self employed! No crime no murder..
you canāt just quit now! what about your two week notice?
what if you were a self employed murdererā¦
then uhm put in your two weeks notice?
noā¦donāt do murderā¦come work alongside me instead itās cool here!
maybeā¦
what if i do both jobs?
uhmā¦Iām not sure if itās possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..
youād make and exception for yourself, right
[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY
how dare you pull that card
>:[
(maybe a would maybe I wouldnāt..)
you think you would >:3
[more ooc :0]
thatās it
*steals ur job*
you think you wouldnāt because thatās very uncool and your too cool to be uncool
Heheh
wha- thatās illegal :(
youāre actually too uncool to be cool ig
[still ooc oml]
Nuh uh >:(
NUH UH I AM COOL
IM THE COOLEDT
SO COOL!!!!
nuh uh uh youāre super uncool
cool people would let me commit murder
You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your āsecond personā so
you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.
also NO MURDER.
well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but thatās a little complicated
iām calling you uncool
also YES MURDER
threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.
whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??
Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D
but you donāt want to be arrested :(
sorry buddy I warned you :3?
donāt :3 at yourself if youāre gonna arrest yourself
I wonāt arrest you thatās not what Iām trained to do.
and plus Iāve got dog paws..(ā„ļ¹ā„)
:3
yay :D
but Iāll can and will turn you in if I feel it to be necessaryā¦
good thing you donāt feel it to be necessary :3
Yes a good thing but donāt make me find it necessary.
you promise you wonāt š«”
good good.
ofc ofc
@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical
EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE
KILL MY BUDDY
i have cannons
i will win, trust
RAHHHHHHHHHH
YOU WILL KILL YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!
BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO
YOU CANT NOT
NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS
THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS
NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED
IT IS NOW
yesā¦be self employed! No crime no murder..
you canāt just quit now! what about your two week notice?
what if you were a self employed murdererā¦
then uhm put in your two weeks notice?
noā¦donāt do murderā¦come work alongside me instead itās cool here!
maybeā¦
what if i do both jobs?
uhmā¦Iām not sure if itās possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..
youād make and exception for yourself, right
[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY
how dare you pull that card
>:[
(maybe a would maybe I wouldnāt..)
you think you would >:3
[more ooc :0]
thatās it
*steals ur job*
you think you wouldnāt because thatās very uncool and your too cool to be uncool
Heheh
wha- thatās illegal :(
youāre actually too uncool to be cool ig
[still ooc oml]
Nuh uh >:(
NUH UH I AM COOL
IM THE COOLEDT
SO COOL!!!!
nuh uh uh youāre super uncool
cool people would let me commit murder
You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your āsecond personā so
you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.
also NO MURDER.
well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but thatās a little complicated
iām calling you uncool
also YES MURDER
threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.
whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??
Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D
but you donāt want to be arrested :(
sorry buddy I warned you :3?
donāt :3 at yourself if youāre gonna arrest yourself
I wonāt arrest you thatās not what Iām trained to do.
and plus Iāve got dog paws..(ā„ļ¹ā„)
:3
yay :D
but Iāll can and will turn you in if I feel it to be necessaryā¦
good thing you donāt feel it to be necessary :3
Yes a good thing but donāt make me find it necessary.
you promise you wonāt š«”
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@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical
EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE
KILL MY BUDDY
i have cannons
i will win, trust
RAHHHHHHHHHH
YOU WILL KILL YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!
BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO
YOU CANT NOT
NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS
THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS
NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED
IT IS NOW
yesā¦be self employed! No crime no murder..
you canāt just quit now! what about your two week notice?
what if you were a self employed murdererā¦
then uhm put in your two weeks notice?
noā¦donāt do murderā¦come work alongside me instead itās cool here!
maybeā¦
what if i do both jobs?
uhmā¦Iām not sure if itās possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..
youād make and exception for yourself, right
[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY
how dare you pull that card
>:[
(maybe a would maybe I wouldnāt..)
you think you would >:3
[more ooc :0]
thatās it
*steals ur job*
you think you wouldnāt because thatās very uncool and your too cool to be uncool
Heheh
wha- thatās illegal :(
youāre actually too uncool to be cool ig
[still ooc oml]
Nuh uh >:(
NUH UH I AM COOL
IM THE COOLEDT
SO COOL!!!!
nuh uh uh youāre super uncool
cool people would let me commit murder
You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your āsecond personā so
you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.
also NO MURDER.
well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but thatās a little complicated
iām calling you uncool
also YES MURDER
threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.
whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??
Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D
but you donāt want to be arrested :(
sorry buddy I warned you :3?
donāt :3 at yourself if youāre gonna arrest yourself
I wonāt arrest you thatās not what Iām trained to do.
and plus Iāve got dog paws..(ā„ļ¹ā„)
:3
yay :D
but Iāll can and will turn you in if I feel it to be necessaryā¦
good thing you donāt feel it to be necessary :3
@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical
EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE
KILL MY BUDDY
i have cannons
i will win, trust
RAHHHHHHHHHH
YOU WILL KILL YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!
BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO
YOU CANT NOT
NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS
THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS
NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED
IT IS NOW
yesā¦be self employed! No crime no murder..
you canāt just quit now! what about your two week notice?
what if you were a self employed murdererā¦
then uhm put in your two weeks notice?
noā¦donāt do murderā¦come work alongside me instead itās cool here!
maybeā¦
what if i do both jobs?
uhmā¦Iām not sure if itās possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..
youād make and exception for yourself, right
[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY
how dare you pull that card
>:[
(maybe a would maybe I wouldnāt..)
you think you would >:3
[more ooc :0]
thatās it
*steals ur job*
you think you wouldnāt because thatās very uncool and your too cool to be uncool
Heheh
wha- thatās illegal :(
youāre actually too uncool to be cool ig
[still ooc oml]
Nuh uh >:(
NUH UH I AM COOL
IM THE COOLEDT
SO COOL!!!!
nuh uh uh youāre super uncool
cool people would let me commit murder
You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your āsecond personā so
you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.
also NO MURDER.
well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but thatās a little complicated
iām calling you uncool
also YES MURDER
threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.
whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??
Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D
but you donāt want to be arrested :(
sorry buddy I warned you :3?
donāt :3 at yourself if youāre gonna arrest yourself
I wonāt arrest you thatās not what Iām trained to do.
and plus Iāve got dog paws..(ā„ļ¹ā„)
:3
yay :D
@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical
EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE
KILL MY BUDDY
i have cannons
i will win, trust
RAHHHHHHHHHH
YOU WILL KILL YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!
BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO
YOU CANT NOT
NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS
THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS
NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED
IT IS NOW
yesā¦be self employed! No crime no murder..
you canāt just quit now! what about your two week notice?
what if you were a self employed murdererā¦
then uhm put in your two weeks notice?
noā¦donāt do murderā¦come work alongside me instead itās cool here!
maybeā¦
what if i do both jobs?
uhmā¦Iām not sure if itās possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..
youād make and exception for yourself, right
[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY
how dare you pull that card
>:[
(maybe a would maybe I wouldnāt..)
you think you would >:3
[more ooc :0]
thatās it
*steals ur job*
you think you wouldnāt because thatās very uncool and your too cool to be uncool
Heheh
wha- thatās illegal :(
youāre actually too uncool to be cool ig
[still ooc oml]
Nuh uh >:(
NUH UH I AM COOL
IM THE COOLEDT
SO COOL!!!!
nuh uh uh youāre super uncool
cool people would let me commit murder
You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your āsecond personā so
you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.
also NO MURDER.
well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but thatās a little complicated
iām calling you uncool
also YES MURDER
threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.
whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??
Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D
but you donāt want to be arrested :(
sorry buddy I warned you :3?
donāt :3 at yourself if youāre gonna arrest yourself
@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater spider over by slurpee machine, @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @mermaid-offical
EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE
KILL MY BUDDY
i have cannons
i will win, trust
RAHHHHHHHHHH
YOU WILL KILL YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!
BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO
YOU CANT NOT
NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS
THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS
NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED
IT IS NOW
yesā¦be self employed! No crime no murder..
you canāt just quit now! what about your two week notice?
what if you were a self employed murdererā¦
then uhm put in your two weeks notice?
noā¦donāt do murderā¦come work alongside me instead itās cool here!
maybeā¦
what if i do both jobs?
uhmā¦Iām not sure if itās possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..
youād make and exception for yourself, right
[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY
how dare you pull that card
>:[
(maybe a would maybe I wouldnāt..)
you think you would >:3
[more ooc :0]
thatās it
*steals ur job*
you think you wouldnāt because thatās very uncool and your too cool to be uncool
Heheh
wha- thatās illegal :(
youāre actually too uncool to be cool ig
[still ooc oml]
Nuh uh >:(
NUH UH I AM COOL
IM THE COOLEDT
SO COOL!!!!
nuh uh uh youāre super uncool
cool people would let me commit murder
You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your āsecond personā so
you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.
also NO MURDER.
well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but thatās a little complicated
iām calling you uncool
also YES MURDER
threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.
whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??
Nope! But I will call @da-police-offical over to arrest you :D
but you donāt want to be arrested :(
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Tag a friend
@7-eleven-offical
You know what fuck it
Tag your kids
my..... kids?
okay..
@hopeless-romantic-teen-official the-pineapple-offical said to tag you
wait no I meant your workers š
oh okay.
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the-pineapple-offical wants me to tag yall
also called yall my kids? what do we think abt this?
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EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE
KILL MY BUDDY
i have cannons
i will win, trust
RAHHHHHHHHHH
YOU WILL KILL YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
NO KILLING YOU GUYS?!
BUT YOUR BOSS IS TELLING YOU TO
YOU CANT NOT
NO YOUR YOUR OWN BOSS
THIS ISNT THE LEAGE OF VILLANS
NO??? YOU ARE NOT SELF EMPLOYED
IT IS NOW
yesā¦be self employed! No crime no murder..
you canāt just quit now! what about your two week notice?
what if you were a self employed murdererā¦
then uhm put in your two weeks notice?
noā¦donāt do murderā¦come work alongside me instead itās cool here!
maybeā¦
what if i do both jobs?
uhmā¦Iām not sure if itās possible for you to be a murder whilst being a police..I mean yes technically it is possible but it contradicts eachother..
youād make and exception for yourself, right
[ooc] SCOFFS LOUDLY
how dare you pull that card
>:[
(maybe a would maybe I wouldnāt..)
you think you would >:3
[more ooc :0]
thatās it
*steals ur job*
you think you wouldnāt because thatās very uncool and your too cool to be uncool
Heheh
wha- thatās illegal :(
youāre actually too uncool to be cool ig
[still ooc oml]
Nuh uh >:(
NUH UH I AM COOL
IM THE COOLEDT
SO COOL!!!!
nuh uh uh youāre super uncool
cool people would let me commit murder
You see now I could interpret that anyway I please since your āsecond personā so
you could be calling yourself uncool and we would never know.
also NO MURDER.
well because you speak in second person, technically never will you talk about yourself but thatās a little complicated
iām calling you uncool
also YES MURDER
threaten to commit murder one more time see what I do.
whaddya gonna do?? murder yourself??
me when I eat
@7-eleven-offical
me when i send my employees after you
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*comes after you*
Youāre one of my fav blogs tho
Youāre my uhhh heir now
oh darn you donāt know what to do now
thank you?
high five
High five
yippee
