John Human

That end phase part of doing a jigsaw puzzle where it's actively just fucking with you. Oh so now those two pieces go together, huh? Sure as fuck didn't fit the last four times I tried that.

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.

where….where are the notes……

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

Just bought an evil book. Gosh, I sure hope it doesn't have a bunch of evil things in it. I wouldn't want that from my evil book.

I don’t understand the impetus for all the things I say

So let me get this straight. When you code you actually have to write code and understand coding to code??