Sea Zen Greetings

yes, duh

due to the prevalence of cameras trying to catch Bigfoot, then yes

trees fall, no noise, etc., so no

Zen, relaxation, peaceful messages

poetry inspired by nature

tasteful Limerick's

vacation plans or bucket list locations

environment, coral reefs, climate change, warming oceans

human is my copilot

give the human a pup cup

I cruise at my own pace

I am a student, but top of my class

hey, that squirrel was lying when he said there was food in here

this is fluffy, but less fluffy than me

silly humans, my head is on the other end

pound sand out of frustration

prove she can generate 1.21 jigawatts for the wayback machine

trying to empirically prove puppy power is faster than horsepower

telling other dogs to "eat my dust"

yummy to my tummy

that's it???

can I trade my pup cup for your meal?

*eats pup cup* wait, the guy didn't give me one, I promise