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@incorrectratchetandclank
Talwyn: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Qwark: Ratchet is the scariest thing I could think of!
Ratchet: Clank told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
Clank: [dressed as Ratchet] and I meant it.
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Ratchet: [bursting in a room and slamming the door shut] who wants to make five bolts?
Qwark: How?
Ratchet: I need someone to take the the fall
Clank: [in the distance] oh my Zoni
Talwyn: what did you do?
Ratchet: I can't tell you. Yes or no. No questions asked.
Clank: [in the distance] OH MY ZONI
Rivet: ...make it ten
Ratchet: done!
Clank: [in the distance] WHO DID THIS-
Ratchet: [grabbing Rivet by the wrist] you're a good friend
Ratchet: [dragging Rivet out] I GOT HER, PAL!
Vox, presenting a game show: who managed to set a new galactic record after spending 71 days crying at a megacorp store?
Ratchet and Clank: [laughing]
Vox: Ratchet and Clank, what have you put as your answer?
Ratchet: your mom
Vox: [unimpressed]
Clank: was it your mother?
Ratchet: [laughing]
Clank: No, I am being serious, was it your mother?
Vox:
Vox: at least I have a mom
Clank: Hey, Ratchet? Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?
Ratchet: [nods]
Clank: are you going running?
Talwyn: have fun!
Ratchet: [leaves]
Clank: what is wrong with Ratchet? Did something happen?
Talwyn: Ratchet is going for a run? If anything we should be asking what's right with him?
Clank: he only goes running if he is upset and he was wearing his sad hoodie and by the looks of it it has been washed which is bone chilling
Talwyn: he's fine, everything's okay!
Qwark: [bursting in] I JUST PASSED RATCHET ON THE STREET! RUNNING! ON PURPOSE!
Talwyn: maybe I was wrong-
Qwark, at the window: RATCHET! ARE YOU OKAY? I SEE YOU! AND I LOVE YOU!
Talwyn: in my defence no one here emotes normally
Happy 18th anniversary Ratchet and Clank!! Here's to 18 years of puns, innuendos, fuzzballs and awesome fans ❤😺🤖❤
Fun fact: Clank is now legally an adult!
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Talwyn: what was the most painful moment of your life?
Ratchet: Physical pain? I don't know maybe that time I got knocked unconscious and fell on Reepor
Clank: if you mean emotional pain then the time Ratchet was murdered in front of me
Ratchet:
Ratchet: the time I was WHAT-
Nefarious: it's nice to be wanted, you know?
Lawrence: not by the law, sir
Ratchet: Tal, you deserve an award for putting up with me
Talwyn: you are my reward
Cronk: Zephyr, you deserve an award for putting up with me
Zephyr: yeah you're a real bitch sometimes
Talwyn: can we talk about that message you sent to the entire planet?
Ratchet: it was a critical update
Talwyn: it just said "I miss Clank"
Ratchet: the people need to know I've lost him again
Clank: Ratchet, can you please help me?
Ratchet: [lying on the floor]
Clank: is he asleep?
Qwark: no, he's just unconscious. We were playing Frisbee with his wrench and I knocked him out, so Talwyn put sunglasses on him in case you thought he was dead
Clank: is he?
Talwyn: I mean... maybe?
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Ratchet:
Ratchet: [gently taps table]
Clank: [taps back]
Zephyr: what are they doing?
Talwyn: morse code
Clank: [aggressively taps]
Ratchet: [slams hands down on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Clank: Father, am I ugly?
Orvus: what? Nonsense, I'm looking at you right now you're the most beautiful boy in the world
Ratchet: Dad, am I ugly?
Kaden: very much
Al: Ratchet, I need dating advice-
Ratchet: just because I'm dating Talwyn, doesn't mean I know how I did it
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Azimuth: vibe check
Azimuth: [shoots Ratchet]
Nefarious: sorry I'm late I was... doing... things...
Qwark: [bursting in] he pushed me down the stairs!
Nefarious: 'pushed' is such a strong term I prefer 'politely guided him to the ground'
