✨ The Seayours Squad ✨

yes, so we did start off the blog with fourteen posts about who’s the hottest ;)) here’s something slightly more formal!

helloooo! welcome to our blog! we are the ✨ seayours squad ✨ - gay (and allies), chaotic and memey. we’re a group of online friends who have known each other for around 1-3 years and decided to branch out by making a tumblr :)) expect a very wide and interesting range of content including - but not limited to - memes, incorrect quotes, rants, aesthetics, inside joke explanations and more! and so without further ado, introducing the members of the seayours squad! 

*insert drum roll noise*

🌻 SUNNY @caramelcrappuccino

she/they - lesbian, self-proclaimed fashion guru. genshinner (ar45) hobbies include writing, playing the ukelele, reading and learning kpop dance choreography! :D i also like boba! plushies! kpop girl groups! previously married to via but currently single *lipbite*

🍟 VIA @starlight-and-stardust-in-clouds

she/her - i’m horrible at writing bios, cats > dogs, i love to listen to musicals and read(but only when i’m pretending my homework doesn’t exist), fries are the best, and i’m bi :D

🪐 LUCY @cosmically-lucy

she/her - perpetually perplexed. hobbies include watching too many tv shows, staring at the night sky, reading the same book over and over again, playing the ukulele, and “writing”

💙 KALEA @starrisea

she/her - bisexual, dancer, ambivert, reading, baking, music, musicals, marvel, boba, blue, tropical places/the water, platonically in love with and married to summer and bakie (mainly summer within seayours and bakie outside of it) #summalea

🎶 ROBIN @stubborn-sapphism

she/all - clueless sapphic with chickens. saxophone (alto & tenor), clarinet, singing, hater of sightreading, red, blades > skates, “writing”, musicals, gay children’s shows, cacti on the windowsill & veggies in a planter :) culture? what’s that? one half of reminx, the best ship <3

 🔥PHOENIX @hon-hon-croissant

she/her - knows literally nothing about herself which is why she has existential crisises daily, reading, marvel, drawing and painting, baking, and the other half of reminx, the best ship ;)

🍂 ELLE @sparkelled

she/her - not to copy phoenix but i also dont know anything about myself! so not sure what to write here but i am married to via and she is great <3 i am also very much a jily and wolfstar shipper, i like reading when i actually do it and i’m in love with like 30 different fictional characters which i would list here but it would get too long

⛅️ SUMMER

🐈‍⬛ KAT

🐝 BEE

🍯 HONEY

☕️ BAKIE

🐓 BIRDI

📚 FINLEY

📝 BRIGHT

💫 STARR

🍒 CHERRY

✊ FEMI

🐥 DUCKY

🕶 CHAYA

🌹 ADDYR

🤺 ELLA

📖 TIPPI

💕 ADDY ARTIQUE & EVE

so our name is slightly strange, if you hadn’t noticed already! which means it’s time for

✨ l o r e ✨

it all began with that message. january 28, 2021. our most iconic bot - IdleRPG, or just ‘idle’ as we call him :) so idle can do this hunger games sim thing. and we used to play it all the time. constantly. however, it more often than not ended in a circumstance in which all the players died. especially from landmines! we had a lot of fun making jokes about those landmines.

it was a totally normal round of all of our sim-selves dying. and then suddenly, summer said the words that made us who we are today.

this would have been an ordinary random comment on most days. but somehow, we kept bringing it up.

until sunny said the most important thing of all:

and it stuck.

over the next few hours, that term changed from being a role for idle’s tributes to being our name. it enveloped us, as a whole.

the first official use of the name was when the title of our server was changed, a day after the original idea. it can be seen in a welcome message written by sunny when lucy first joined the server, not long after the title change.

this was about two months into the server. idle was a pretty new bot at the time! crazy how much has happened since then :)

yes, we do understand that seayours would technically be the term for a singular landmines, and seayourses would have to be plural. but screw it who cares about grammar,

incorrect quotes are GLORIOUS we love them. here’s a couples collection <3 (just for clarification “couples” is purely platonic but we tend to talk about them as if they’re romantic hahah)

Reminx Robin: Can you cut me some slack, Phoenix? I’m sort of in love. Phoenix: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Robin: I’m in love with you. Phoenix: blushes Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Summalea Summer: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.  Kalea: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Summer: Absolutely not.

Sunvia (divorced) Sunny: Is something burning? Via: Just my love for you. Sunny: Via, the toaster is on fire.

Cherelle (divorced) Elle: eating a cinnamon roll Cherry: Cannibalism. Elle: confused chewing noises

Honvia (divorced) Via: The stars are so beautiful... Honey: They're just giant balls of gas. Via: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Honey: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Via: Oh...

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why are we getting so many of these anon asks 🤨 are we just that cool

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