seayours incorrect quotes #1
incorrect quotes are GLORIOUS we love them. here’s a couples collection <3 (just for clarification “couples” is purely platonic but we tend to talk about them as if they’re romantic hahah)
Reminx Robin: Can you cut me some slack, Phoenix? I’m sort of in love. Phoenix: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Robin: I’m in love with you. Phoenix: blushes Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Summalea Summer: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Kalea: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Summer: Absolutely not.
Sunvia (divorced) Sunny: Is something burning? Via: Just my love for you. Sunny: Via, the toaster is on fire.
Cherelle (divorced) Elle: eating a cinnamon roll Cherry: Cannibalism. Elle: confused chewing noises
Honvia (divorced) Via: The stars are so beautiful... Honey: They're just giant balls of gas. Via: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Honey: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Via: Oh...
Vielle Via: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Elle: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Via: That one. I want that one.
