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@seaweedisland

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

Eat some sleep pls

I don't remember this but I woke up with THREE lacroix cans by my bed so I was clearly under the influence. Of lacroix

You’re sick, you need help

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

Eat some sleep pls

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the witch from next door and she told me to go to the wood and bring her back the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold

@clownvoyance

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay? it isn't my fault i was given those beans? you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans? and without those beans there'd of been no stalk to get up to the giant in the first place?

@seaweedisland

Yesssss

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

@clownvoyance

@entities-of-posts the spiral

I’ll call in my top experts on this @clownvoyance

Thank you slug man I cherish you dearly

I have no idea what the original context is, but I misread it and thought they said “Obama needs you”

I’ll call in my top experts on this @clownvoyance

she even took me in the divorce

@seaweedisland

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

@entities-of-posts the spiral?

but lets not erase asexuals who write absolutely dogshit half-assed bottom of the barrel smut. you are valid.

@clownvoyance