Owlbears Among Us

“ai will replace you” i’d like to see ai yearn for her like i do

-EPICAC

cars are so much scarier than planes. i've literally never been afraid on an airplane like first of all being on a plane is fun. second of all you're in a big as fuck vehicle with no other vehicles around for miles and the person at the wheel is a professional and not just Some Guy. one time i was getting a ride home from a nonbinary friend of a friend who was driving very erratically down the highway at 1am and they said to me unprompted "i have ocd so i only drive at speeds that are multiples of five"

victims of the chupacabra:

I'll take your word for it man

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.