Stockings & Curls

Date a cutie who naps with you, wakes up to kiss your cheek, then falls back asleep

me with my cat

Or say, “you’re [incorrect name], right?” If they correct you, they’re the real deal. If they say yes, then get out of there.

Take Lyft, they always greet you with “[insert name]?” Or “are you [name]?” If they’re a newer Lyft they have a a little Lyft sign that flashes your name in lights across it

look at the license plate

All of the above, but mostly use Lyft. Never had a weird experience with them.

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

Welp.

‘we only succeed when voters are dumb and gullible’ is a very telling admission

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october