seagull-offical

Precisely

🍪🍪🍪 you get a cookie if you make me one :D

Even me?? You get a free cookie🍪

if you eat tea and crumpets for breakfast every day for a year you become an honorary Brit

you can't eat crumpets for breakfast they're for lunch or tea

HUH????

Yayyyy

Why thank you :D

I always want a cookie (i steal them from humans tho :D)

I am watching officalverse from a distance until i am brave enough to fully join whatever the heck is happening there

J O I N U S.

i know these were most likely snatched from the hands of a human, but who am i to question free cookies??

Good please don't question them :D

Imagine if @satan-offical saw and reblogged this.

yeah that'd be crazy if @satan-offical happened to see this

Wouldn't it just be wild if everyone who reblogged this post tagged @satan-offical

It would be kinda crazy if @satan-offical saw this yk

Imagine if @satan-offical was just chilling and suddenly her phone started going off with soooo many people tagging @satan-offical and @satan-offical got curious and came and looked at this post wouldn't that just be wild

I will never follow King of Oreos

Chat we did it we summoned @satan-offical

I csnt believe we summoned @satan-offical becouse i thought @satan-offical was a celeb and @satan-offical didnt look at her tags. I cant belive @satan-offical saw this

Wait why does @satan-offical hate king of oreo

Cus he once said @britain-offical and I are cooler than @satan-offical

I mean we kinda are cooler but it's very difficult to be cooler than @satan-offical

Bet we could summon @satan-offical with a pentagram. Do you reckon @satan-offical would be summoned by a pentagram? Or would @satan-offical prefer to just appear?