Bon Appètit!

ok, hear me out. battle of the century. Hannigram vs the vegan teacher.

he's got that traumatized-dog-soaked-in-the-rain-after-being-abandoned-by-its-owner rizz

okay, so, everyone is writing fanfiction about how post-fall, hannigram lived happily ever after, but i wanna know what happened before that, you know? like i think after they fell, they struggled to find shelter for the night where they wouldn't be found, and when they did, will tried to kill hannibal one more time because he was under so much stress and was very frustrated, but instead of choking hannibal out like he intended to, they ended up agressively making out. que the cutting of bedelias leg and a flight to cuba. bang.

"but he's so babygirl!" i yell as they drag me into the padded room.

this is me before watching the third season of Hannibal :)

"youre autistic" yeah maybe you just dont get my whimsy, have you considered that? im giving you my sparkle you ungrateful swine.