Kiss the Girl, Dahling

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Sea Devil Week 2, Day 5: Body Swap

-Darling, did you saw? -What, Cru? -It’s gonna have a Valentine’s day party at Granny’s. -Yes, I heard it, but only couples is alowd … Unless you have a boyfriend … -Don’t be silly darling, I don’t have time for a man. - Ursula just laughed. -But you know, Cruella never misses a party … -Uh … So what you gonna do? You want to ask that idiot Isaac to go with you? - Asks angry. -Actually he has already invited me. -Hm… -…But I said no. If I have to fake a relationship it won’t be with him.. -Who’ll be, then? -With You, of course. -How could you think I would agree with that? -Please darling, I want to go to the party and I know you want too … It’s not like we were dating or something, we’ll only do this to get into the party. -That’s not a good idea. -Okay, I’ll accept Isaac request. - She turned with a smirk. -Don’t even think. I’m going with you. -I knew you would accept, darling. —————————————————-x———————————————- Snow White was monitoring the front of Granny’s. It was quite full. -She will be frightened. Want to bet? -Yes, I’m sure. They held their hands and surprisingly Snow White didn’t say anything. Her face wasn’t surprised. She still didn’t like the villains, but gave her best smile. -Welcome. Both were surprised but didn’t contest. -I can’t believe she didn’t say anything. -I really thought she’d freak out and stop us. -Maybe she’s happy because she’ll have a hot night with the shepherd. - Laughs evil. They go to the bar. Cruella asks her usual Gin and Ursula a Whisky. -Then you complain my Gin… -It’s hard to stay sober with many pink hearts spread by this place. -I need to agree. - This is choking me. -You wanted to come. - Accused. -Drinks for free, darling. I never loose. - Twinkle and look around the place. - If dating someone is like that. - Points to Ariel and Erick. - I’d really rather be alone. -You love when I’m cuddle and when people do what you want. -Yeah, but I’m not sweet and annoying. -You can be quite annoying when you want to… - Say it low. -I heard it. -It’s not a secret. They are interrupted by Regina. -You guys finally decided to come out? - Say ironic. -What? -We thought you would never do. - Laughs. - Me and Mal bet it. -Wait, you’re here with her? -No, of course not, I don’t make the same mistake twice. - Jokes. -How are you here then? - Ursula arching an eyebrow. -I don’t need to be with someone. -Sure you need. No one can get in without a date. Let me guess … It’s that stupid… Robin Hood? - Mocks. -No! Stop talking, you’re changing the subject. -Wait … No! I don’t believe Regina! The Savior! - Laughs. - Oh really? You should have told us before, darling. The Queen’s cheek turns into red. -Stop talking nonsense, it doesn’t matter to you! -It’s her! -N-no. It’s not! - Lie. -How Snow White deal with it? -She didn’t… -What? She doesn’t know? But how do you get in here? -That’s none of your business, okay? Good party, just control your mouth. Regina goes mad and Cruella bursts out laughing. -It isn’t weird that no one was surprised that we’re together? - The brunette finally asks. -Perhaps… -Come on, we’re not even gay. -Speak for you, darling. - She smiled wicked. Ursula doesn’t have time to answer because they are interrupted again. Now for Ruby, whom at the request of Granny was send heart cards to all couples. -You guys make a cute couple, I’m glad you decided to show it. Happy Valentine’s Day. - Smiled friendly and they are in shock. -Definitely not only they aren’t surprised, they think we have a hidden relationship… -Maybe they aren’t completely wrong … - Ursula thinks out loud. - I mean, we act as a couple, protective and everything else… - Explains it embarrassed. -Oh darling, you know how I hate relationships, but… I don’t hate our. -Me neither. - Smiles. -Maybe it would be better if we didn’t use the name “girlfriends”, it scares me… I have a better one. -Which one? -Partners in crime. - She smiles and turns Ursula’s face in front of her. -I loved it. The both kiss, a little rough, but certainly with love. It’s their way and maybe it was good to pretend something that was not even necessary.

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