threshingfloor

Open up the Criterion Channel puppy. That’s right. The one mommy pays $10.99 A Month for. Good little faggots want to watch The Battle of Algiers and Battleship Potemkin with me. Do you want to be a good little doggie and watch La Chinoise? Yes Mommy knows these films are on the Internet Archive but she wants to watch them on her smart tv. Please stop complaining we haven’t watched a movie in weeks and Mommy’s Letterboxd fucking sucks. Puppy don’t you dare open up Balatro oh my god.

"white trans people are oppressors too" is just an obviously true statement I can't believe I have to say this.

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

god i love the idea of angry victim rape. fuck you, fuck you for doing this to me, you’re disgusting and vile and i can’t fucking get you off of me. i’ll kill you. i’ll make you fucking sorry. you know i can’t stop you. i know it too, but im not done fucking trying. i bite, i spit, i claw, i punch, and its all useless. she’s bigger, she’s stronger, she’s laughing. she mocks me as she holds my head down, making me feel stupid for thinking i could do anything from alll the way down there. she’s pulling my clothes off, i’m kicking my feet. i’m too scared to talk. all that comes out are angry, desperate whines, muffled against the floor. youre awful, fuck you, fuck you fuckyou i think as she slides in. it hurts. it all hurts. i try to scream for help. my voice breaks. she punches me for trying. she feels big. she’s good, too, and it’s humiliating. she wraps her arms around my neck in a chokehold, and i’m reduced to a thoughtless, useless hole.

make sure to help your friend out after her bottom surgery by laying on top of her for half an hour while balls deep with a strap-on of her dilator. make sure to kiss her neck and buck your hips every now and then. please. can you help me with that. i mean her