threshingfloor

i was emesissy please reblog to help me find friends ;m;

FOLLOW MY FRIEND

No need to worry about the cat girl chirping and wiggling her butt in the air while she stares at you. She's totally not going to pounce on you. I promise...

Ok, fuck, I’ll try falling in love with myself first. Ughhhhhhh

My gf reminded me that this blog is where I am unashamed about everything I’m into, so fuck it, loud and proud, paws are great. Love claws, love toebeans, love how they feel against my face. Put beans on things you don’t normally think would have them, like reptiles and whatnot. Feel them squish beneath your fingers and the texture on your tongue. Paws can be soft and fluffy or firm and strong or smooth and scaly and it’s all so wonderful. Worship paws today.

Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.

you'd have to be some kind of knotslut to reblog this

girl socks

being on estrogen is so fucked up. all i wanna do is show off my tits to everyone but apparently that's "weird" and "inappropriate"

reblog if prev can show off her tits to you :3

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play