do you think that there are some days where ๐งจ gets a little too egotistical and cocky? evilโฏ๏ธ would NOT enjoy that. like at all!!!
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โฏ๏ธ would want to knock ๐งจ down a peg. it wouldn't be instantaneous, it'd be a slow build-up, because โฏ๏ธ generally defaults to ignoring nuisances and continuing her work. at some point, ๐งจ is escalating from snarky comments and clumsy mistakes around the lab to touching and prodding at โฏ๏ธ while she's making important reports on her new clone models.
๐งจ's touch would be insistent, fingers all too light against the skin of her neck and waist where she was sitting. โฏ๏ธ would knock her hand away, only for it to come back more insistent, more greedy. ๐งจ isn't allowed to just take what she wants. โฏ๏ธ is the one in control. (control freak evilโฏ๏ธ agenda. heelloooo??)
it was when ๐งจ's hand trailed up to her ears, already pinned back, when a low growl left โฏ๏ธ's throat. she would be rougher, fingers with sharp nails like a canid claw gripping around the wrist of the other. a nail would likely prod at ๐งจ's vein, a threat to make her bleed all pretty.
โฏ๏ธ would stand up quickly after this, frustration boiling hot underneath her skin, switching their positions so that ๐งจ was pushed awkwardly against the desk, arched to stay standing. ๐งจ would give a dorky smirk back, slightly heavier breaths leaving her lips, asking โdon't you wanna put me in my place?โ
โฏ๏ธ's pupils would zone in on the avian, like instead of this being ๐งจ, this was her newly caught prey. in a sense, it'd be right. but something else caught โฏ๏ธ's attention here, too. ๐งจ knew she'd react like this, playing her like a fool. she didn't like that, didn't like the thought of being predicted so easily.
โyeah, i do,โ she'd breath out, eyes narrowing on the other. she'd wipe that look clean off of the other's stupid face. โdon't keep me waiting. earn it.โ with this, โฏ๏ธ would plaster her idiot girlfriend to that table and get behind her, clothes being stripped off one by one. she'd make ๐งจ do it, fingers stretching herself out, all while โฏ๏ธ does her damn best to overstimulate and overwhelm ๐งจ's every other sense.
she'd pluck out feathers, just after rubbing the sensitive appendages beneath, nails threatening to poke through the muscle. a hand would force ๐งจ to lean back against her, wings awkwardly flapping against โฏ๏ธ and head coming to rest back against โฏ๏ธ's shoulder as ๐งจ begins whining, sinful noises that โฏ๏ธ takes no sort of pity on. โyou wanted this so badly earlier. stop shaking. pull yourself together, you slut.โ
the number of fingers would increase, but it wasn't enough. โฏ๏ธ was overwhelming her every sense, every nerve being controlled by her. anything ๐งจ could do wasn't enough with โฏ๏ธ right there. โi'm โ โfies, please, i..โ she'd whine out, hole fluttering around her fingers, before rising in pitch as another feather was crudely plucked from her wing after being stimulated so nicely.
even then, โฏ๏ธ wouldn't do fuck her at first. ๐งจ stretched herself so good, was admitting she needed her right here, but โฏ๏ธ was still irritated. her fingers would rake against ๐งจ's trembling body, over her breasts, over her clit, teased by yet another nail before โฏ๏ธ's hand retreated. her other hand came up to cover ๐งจ's eyes, and teased a large, purple head to a dildo against her hole.
โฏ๏ธ would make ๐งจ ride it, all while she continued stimulating her in any other way except the spot between her thighs. ๐งจ could do it, couldn't she? she wanted it so bad. ๐งจ's thighs would tire, but every time she'd slow down or stop, โฏ๏ธ's hand would quickly close around her throat. โkeep going. i thought you could handle this,โ or โisn't this what you wanted?โ slowly devolved into โi didn't tell you to stop,โ and โbeg for it, since you can't do it yourself.โ
โฏ๏ธ would give such a disappointed look, mixed with pity as ๐งจ begged with a newfound desperation. ๐งจ would have turned by now, body facing โฏ๏ธ as he uselessly grinded against the toy, face buried into her neck, whining like a slut just under her ear. only then would โฏ๏ธ indulge, pin ๐งจ down to the table and, agonizingly slowly, pull the dildo out so she could slide the holster for a strap-on to her own hips.
they definitely fucked for quite a few rounds.!
i'm also willing to bet โฏ๏ธ had ๐งจ eat her out after those few rounds. something about "compensation" and "returning the kind gesture." ๐งจ was extremely shaky, but did so like she was starving.
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dumbify that bird noowww she talk too much thanks - cute anon
CUTE ANON I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. theofies Is this serious whyd you write a whole fic concept in my asks i love you ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
im so obsessed with this you will be getting art of this from me at a point. and its yuri nnnhhhhg ๐คค๐คค
๐งจ is so cute she'd def be crying during it from overstimulation and โฏ๏ธ would just lean into it more to overwhelm her just from trying to crush her wwww (image of guy gripping burger.. Chill aint nobody takin it from you)... please kill that stupid bird. hate ur girlfriend more evilโฏ๏ธ <3
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You're so right anon we NEED to spread the propaganda ๐
Perhaps Wemmegg scenario where Wemmbu doesn't initially know about Eggchan being a cuntboy, so he genuinely gets confused when he first sees it
Eggchan's like "??? bro, is something wrong?" Because he hasn't actually told Wemmbu. Not because he's self-conscious or something, he just GENUINELY thought little of it, too little to consider mentioning it to someone who hadn't even asked about it
(in hindsight, Wemmbu is starting to understand why blowjob jokes are almost always redirected to it being given to him instead of Egg)
So, seeing Wemmbu's expression after stripping down in front of him for the first time, he pulls his legs in and starts to get a little worried
THEN Wemmbu forces them apart and starts licking his lips because this is WAAAY better
He can literally BREED this man ๐คค๐คค๐คค
PRAY for the state of Eggchan's pussy after this bro
Theo ships except it's fem Theo who's still fit due to combat training but lowkey kinda a bimbo, it's just kinda subtle until it's sex where she's lowkey just dumb and whiny and loud while shamelessly crying for more
S1 Wemmegg/implied Eggbu (switches lowk) soft comfort sex because Wemmbu is traumatized when he lowkey goes through HELL and BACK because his first relationship (Zambu) turned out to be the most toxic thing EVER despite the amount of times he's tried to make it work out
Wemmbu assures Eggchan he's fine bottoming, but he can't help but still be concerned. Especially since Wemmbu's values were exploitedโloyalty and dignity. So, he teaches Wemmbu how to top for the first time and encourages him to let out his pent-up frustrations on him. Which Wemmbu does end up doing, but not after a LONG while of anxious reluctance.
It's kinda awkward, but Wemmbu still tries to apologize for going maybe too rough for Eggchan. The latter, ever-patient, only kisses Wemmbu softly and tells him it's fine
Eggchan's lowkey just a normal dude who's tryna live his normal life in a village, fishing and surviving and honestly whatever he can and gotta do. But something notable about him is the way he's so intensely into the research of a certain myth:
Faes
The concept itself is quite silly, he admits that. They're simply "magical little tricksters" who he should frankly admit pprrroobably comes from rumors derived after exaggerated tales, but Eggchan doesn't quite care. He likes it. Basing off things from rumors and putting effort into researching their validity, then swiftly doodling whichever outcome into a book he's been spending quite a while pouring into.
Still, he can't quite help it when he lives in an area that provides more proof of their existence than any other location in the map could.
Simply saying: his village is situated just in the middle of a forest said to be home to.. quite the unfriendly fae, actually. An understatement, really. There's been numerous instances of blatant murder in the woodlands, though the corpses are often in states that let you question whether it was truly the result of a human or someone who is capable of wielding supernatural abilities.
The culprit: Wemmbu, a fae who very recently had chosen to settle in these forests (at least about a year or two). Like usual fae of his kind, he is unkind. He fucking hates half of these bitches, and honestly wants to drive this village out just so that he could finally have some peace and quiet. So, as a result, he's been terrorizing them and those who come to aid them.
Not until a weird guy comes?? Wandering in his forest??? Like a dumbass?? Is this guy NOT aware of the shit he's been doing? Whatever. He's not in the mood to put any effort into wiping such a stupid chungy.
Eggchan, however, is completely unaware of Wemmbu dismissing him. Instead, he visits the woodlands several times and often leaves offeringsโsince his research notes lowkey suggest it's proper etiquette and whatever. Weird fae values. That's okay, he gets where they're coming from.
And he's pretty sure he also understands what's going on. Whether it be the deliberate voices as he trudges through the terrain, or the landmarks that occasionally seem as though they've moved. That's not normal. Definitely not. It's most likely activity from the fae, so he's quite pleased instead of scared.
So he promptly notes it all down, WITH critiques on Wemmbu's effort to "scare" him. And a bunch of profiling, similar to a wildlife instructor
Maybe some bullshit like
Fae male
Highly territorial
Displays aggression when observed
Possibly insecure
And somehow, Wemmbu gets his hands on the contents and is like "??? Bro WHAT" and tries to talk to the chud guy. Somethingsomething their interaction actually goes surprisingly well, and Wemmbu finds that he honestly hits it off with the guy kinda easily. It still doesn't stop him from harassing him with forest horrors, though. That's too fun to drop. Plus, he needs to somehow acquire Eggy's name! Fucker knows his shit 'bout folklores, so he's been stuck to nicknames.
Unfortunately for Eggchan and luckily for Wemmbu, one thing leads to another, and suddenly theyre found in some kind of bad position. Maybe Eggchan was trying to flee from the illusions, but forgets how big the forest can actually beโfalling off a cliff that's too short to truly kill him, but still enough to gravely injure him. Idfk man
He's like, injured and feverish. Barely conscious. Against Wemmbu's better judgement, he's actually WORRIED for him. Too much. He hates it. What the fuck? Wasn't this the purpose of his terrorizing? He berates Eggchan for his stupidity (even though he lowk caused it) and tries to help him, but it's hard when Eggchan's yapping some sentimental shit to him
And in a moment of vulnerability, gives his name.
And that's when something in Wemmbu snaps, because he realizes that now he has the ability to exert influence over Eggchan.
(Little after, Wemmbu's name is probably revealed to Eggchan as well. Maybe as a sign of trust? Or maybe he gives his name as some kind of contract to Eggchan, whatever works bro)
Initially, it was all fun and sunshine and ranbows, but that was until things start to trail down onto a more concerning route. One where Wemmbu's mindset starts to twist as time goes on, running in stages from the first time they meet until months after like
"This chungus is funny." To "I'd rather this human not die, thank you." To "I'd rather Egg spend time with me." To "Why is Eggchan spending time with other people?" To "Why does he need anyone besides me?" To "I have his name. I have him protected. I keep him safe."
Therefore:
"He's mine."
Like, deadass. Quite literally. Especially with the principle regarding faes and names. Etched into his very soul, it's made clear: Wemmbu is Eggchan's, and Eggchan is Wemmbu's. So, he's not quite sure why humans, especially Eggchan, finds it kinda concerning.
He's being sincere! He's literally
Leaving rare flowers on his beloved's Eggchan's doorstep
Returning stolen belongings
Cursing people who insult them
KILLING threats before Eggchan knows theh exist
Watching over him while he sleeps
Like?? Bro??? Can't he get more appreciation for being a good soulmate?
And, although Eggchan would like to say he isn't exactly happy during the times where Wemmbu would be too unnaturally violent or possessive for his own good, it's not as if he also isn't falling into his own kind of unhealthy spectrum
One where he's slowly growing desensitized to it, actually. Maybe indulging in Wemmbu a few months after those habits begin, with praises and jokes that he thirsts for blood himself.
And although subtle, his journal also lowkey shows the way his mindset changes too
Going down to
Log 4: Subject displays predatory tendencies.
Log 9: Subject brought me medicina herbs.
Log 29: Subject became upset when I was absent for two weeks. (This injury was??? Your fault??)
Log ??: Unsure whether potential correlation may be substantiate. I keep on returning to the forest.
Log ??: I don't know if he's dangerous because he's fae or because he's Wemmbu.
Until things start to blur between eachother and Eggchan willingly falls into the whims of a loving fae
Im going yo be so fr with you vhat its 2-3 in the morning. Bare with me when none of this abrely makes any fuckign sense
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THEOFIES????? OH YM GOD. OH MY ITHOUGRH I WAS A LUNQTIC FOR THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIP EBCAUSE I SAW NOOOOTHING WHEN I LOOKED AROUND ๐ญ๐ญ
Pspsps what do you think of high school AU Theo vs Wifies rivalry for Parrot, but then little does Theo know, Wifies is starting to take an interest in him like he's found a pretty bird in a pet storeโa little less than how high he held Parrot in his perspective, but eventually it develops into something more shortly after he's been "cut off" by Parrot due to Director stuff translated into a high school au
Theo becomes closer to Parrot as his best friend, but lowkey isn't against fully cutting off Wifies since he found that guy kinda cool. He's just nooot quite sure what the hell happened between him and Parrot
But then, Theo gets into a fight with a bunch of randos, wanting to fuck with someone who has connections to the infamous Shoebilly. He makes it out, but he's lowkey pretty beaten up, and Wifies finds him and drags his ass to the clinic, talking about how he should be more careful and stuff
Theo just chuckles, instead treating the situation more dismissively, especially since this is normal for him.
Wifies, who still hasn't quite shaken up his unhealthy habits since the time he was obsessed with Parrot, grabs Theo a little forcefully by the chin to try and get his point through that dense fucking skull.
Theo, with his stength, can throw Wifies off pretty easily but he doesn't want to. He knows what Wifies is talking but he doesn't actually understand HOW possessive Wifies is about this shit. Not until Theo, blabbering about how he can easily fight back since he's jst good like that (mostly copium, to lighten the mood), is silenced quickly by a Wifies who kisses him hard enough he falls backwards onto the mildly stiff mattress.
Wifies has a hand clutched onto Theo's shirt, while the other still grabs hold onto Theo's chin to keep him down.
"I just don't want you to get hurt, is that so bad?"
And then Theo's all flustered like WOAH. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. WOOOAAAAHHHHH
Sorry im yapping its like waaaay early in the morning ๐ญ
- โ๏ธ anon
oh my goodness.. ALSO IT IS JUST FINE. i love long yapping like this Please share w me all of ur theofies worms. i must hear them ALL!! they r my favorite little bugs to ever bug
adasdjonawjdjd highschool au theofies would be so Funny omfg. theo would be one of the 'popular jocks' who plays too many sports but doesnt really enjoy all the attention he gets... mainly hangs out with the stupider guys so he doesnt get picked on.. whilst wifies n parrot would be a pair of 'nerds' who only hang out due to not having many other friends (parrot having split off from most of his in like middleschool wwww)
^ SUCKER FOR NERDY X SPORTY TROPES
id be so embarrassed if i was parrot like actually. imagine ur new best friend is starting to crush on ur ex best friend (who u cut off for being too controlling and weird to you) wwww
theo would be pretty avoidant of his feelings towards wifies too and play it off as a random feeling he got (this is totally a normal thing that Boys do.)
whilst wifies would be increasingly anxious everytime theo gets into fights... to a point he'd come w parrot And theo to the nurses office (much to parrots dismay) more constantly.. even if he just peeks in like a worried dog LOL
wifies would absolutely feel envy at both ๐งจ๐ฆ for both sides.. jealousy and envy that theo is parrots new best friend... and Envy that parrot is around theo a lot and hes the one who gets to study with him at his house!!
i can see them getting assigned a project together in ap history (something theo barely scraped into).. theo struggling w it and they end up studying at wifies house.. hm..
This is my first fanfic, and I'm not great at narratives.
There may be some touchy topics, I will add warnings at the start of each chapter.
WARNINGS/NOTES:
-BOUNDARY BREAKERS DNI
-NO SHIPS
-If i accidentally break any boundaries please lmk, that is NOT my intention!!
-Themes of bad mental health [No SH]
-Very light mentions of blood
-Probably mischaracterized characters
-Wemmbu centric
-Angst
-Insanely evil arachnid
-Wemmbu is constantly being threatened
-I swear the origins are important
-I haven't seen like any of spoke's POV (i need to lock in ik)
-You can also find me on TikTok and YouTube @NocturnalConstellation Wattpad- @NoctConstellation
Timeline: after Wemmbu's "1000 Players Simulate UNDERGROUND Civilization in Minecraft"
Chapter 1: The Origins
CHAPTER WARNINGS:
-threats
-dissociation (kinda?)
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There are three types of origins, not every origin may contain each type.
Inheritedโthe origin was passed down at birth.
Materializedโdeveloped from the element and individuals are made up of the raw material.
Giftedโindividuals went through or died in very specific conditions, being brought back to life by the element if they died.
There are many categories of origins.
Humanโthe most common and basic Overworld origin.
Animalโthis Overworld origin is known for having the most sub-origins, some may have features like wings or enhanced capabilities.
Walkerโan Overworld origin that is known for its ability to cheat death, sensitive to sunlight, and typically has a lower body temperature.
Demonโa Nether origin recognized widely for its horns and spaded tail, most have a higher heat tolerance while some have wings. There are few sub-origins.
Blazeโthis Nether origin has a fluctuating high core temperature that responds to their emotions, some even having the ability to manipulate fire.
Hoglinโpig-like brutes mainly found in the Nether.
Magmaโa Nether origin with a very high body temperature, very susceptible to cold temperatures.
Endermanโan End origin capable of teleportation, they are typically very tall with purple eyes, water stings their skin. Cooler body temperature.
Enderdragonโthis End origin is among the rarest origins, known for its scales, wings, greatly increased strength, and prominent purple throughout individuals. Some may be able to manipulate dragon breath and spit fireballs. Cooler body temperature.
Voidlingโthis is a very unique origin due to the fact it may originate in any of the dimensions, it is mainly found in the End. Individuals' state of matter may vary from obsidian to viscous fog. Irregular and constantly changing body temperature.
Shapeshifterโthis unique origin has no known birthplace, they are able to entirely choose their appearance and form.
"Whatcha doin there?" Eggchan heard a voice from behind him, interrupting his thoughts. Wemmbu was hovering over Egg's shoulder, looking down at what he was writing. "Why is that last part scratched out?" Wemmbu asked, confused. Egg never gets rid of anything he writes.
"Don't worry about it bro," Egg muttered. Egg has never really told Wemmbu much about his past or origin, he hates thinking about the fact he wasn't good enough.
Wemmbu noticed the subtle shift in his eyes-of course he did-but chose not to comment on it. He chuckled lightly, "Okay bro."
"You're a enderdragon-demon hybrid right?" Egg knows Wemmbu doesn't like to talk about origins either due to how people treat him, but he wants to make sure he has the facts straight. "How does your voice mimic thing work?"
Wemmbu grins, "You mean this voice thing?"
"Bro you can't just randomly mimic my voice," Egg deadpanned, "that's not how that works."
"Hmm.. Nope! I'm pretty sure it is, because I can and I did," Wemmbu retorted.
"Stop using my voice!" Egg finally laughed. "You wanna answer my question or nah bro?"
Wemmbu, although hesitant due to his complicated past, answered. "My demon suborigin is really rare, I'm a mimic. It just comes naturally. I can mimic any voice as long as I've heard it before."
Egg nodded along thoughtfully while jotting down notes.
"What about you?" Wemmbu inquired, "I don't think you've ever really told me about your origin."
Before Egg could respond, Yungy cut their conversation short. Wemmbu hadn't been focused on the fact that they were still standing in the prison room, forgetting that dozens of guards were listening in on their conversation.
"Wemmbu, Arachnid wants to talk with you," Yungy interrupted.
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Yungy led Wemmbu to the throne room, where Arachnid sat waiting on his throne. "Look who it is, I wanted to congratulate you on the victory at Highwater."
"Yeah, so, I seem to recall you saying I would get Egg back if I completed the mission." Wemmbu demanded.
Arachnid laughed mockingly, "Well, about that-"
"No!" Wemmbu cut in, "We are not doing this! You said that I would get Egg back if I won that battle for you!" Wemmbu nearly sounded desperate. Almost.
"That is true, except for the fact that you held out on Parrot," Arachnid retorted.
Wemmbu froze. Right. People saw that. "I don't know what you're-"
"I have received reports saying that you had a clear fatal shot on Parrot, but you didn't take it," Arachnid sharply countered. "Instead, you knocked him off a mountain-away from people-and started targeting others. Care to tell me why that is?"
A primal sense of terror ran through wemmbu. He needed Egg back, now. He wrapped his tail around his own leg to keep it from moving around too much. He kept his face blank. "Theo knocked me away before I could hit Parrot, Theo knocked Parrot down the mountain when I tried to hit him, and other people started attacking me so I defended myself. When I looked back, Parrot was gone." The lie was shaky, but it would have to do.
Arachid nodded thoughtfully, "I see. However, due to this missed opportunity, I will be keeping Egg a bit longer." His voice was monotone and revealed nothing.
Wemmbu clenched his fists, "That's not fair! You said-"
"Eggchan is currently safe," Arachnid's tone was cold as ice, sharp as a shard of glass, "it would be a shame for that to stop being the case."
The spider origin had Wemmbu trapped like a fly in a web, and if he dared to even breathe wrong Arachnid would take the thing he cares for most. Wemmbu was sick and tired of being seen as an object to be used and discarded. Them, Zam, Mane, Lopezz, Fanst, Baablu, Parrot, Lettuce, Flame, and now Arachnid, they all used and discarded him. He just wanted to be a normal player. Instead he is seen as nothing but a weapon. "Yeah," he muttered.
"I'm glad we understand each other." Arachnid sounded way too pleased with himself for Wemmbu's liking. "Speaking of, I have another mission for you. You will help Cindercrest storm Capitol City. This time, I expect you to know better than holding back. Or you know what happens."
"Right." That last line shredded any lingering hopes Wemmbu had of Arachnid playing fair. Although, he was never really playing fair in the first place.
Wemmbu can't shake the thought that this is Flame's fault. If he had just never kidnaped Egg, none of this would be happening. The invisible guy would have never gotten Egg, Arachnid would have never been able to buy Egg from the invisible guy, and he would have never been forced to fight in a war he had no say in. Every time Wemmbu sees Flame after he was captured he fights an overwhelmingly intense deep seated urge to fight him with everything he has. But no, not yet. He needs to prioritize Egg's safety first.
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After Wemmbu left the room, Yungy spoke up. "King Arachnid," Yungy inquired, "why would you promise Wemmbu he would get Eggchan back that easily?" Yungy knew Arachnid didn't plan on giving up his power anytime soon, they took so many security measures for a reason.
Arachnid waited a beat before responding, "Because it keeps him hopeful. Keeps him guessing. It gives him an incentive to try his best. We both know he won't let anything bad happen to Eggchan."
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"Alright! Is everyone ready?" Yungy was about to give the command to commence the fight for the capitol. Wemmbu was moving like a machine, fully on autopilot. He was having extreme difficulty suppressing his rage towards Arachnid and Flame. Oh how he dreaded the idea of seeing Flame again. But here they are, sitting on a hill behind the capitol, waiting to strike.
Yungy braced himself, "In three, two, one, CHARGE!" Everyone rushed forward all at once, racing past Wemmbu as he walked forward calmly. His thoughts were racing faster than his mind could catch up. He hated being used as a weapon.
Wemmbu stretched his wings, lifting into the air and flying towards the central tower. Getting closer to the highest point, he saw a familiar face. FlameFrags. Flame seemed to notice him at the same time. Wemmbu immediately felt a searing flash of dread and anger flare inside of him, pushing it down with all his willpower. When Wemmbu landed on the tower he barely even acknowledged the other's existence, the only sign of acknowledgement being the fact he spit dragon's breath at him. Wemmbu nuked the entire city from the vantage point with his orbital strikes in a matter of seconds.
Flame didn't say anything, he just watched Wemmbu for a few seconds before climbing down the tower. Flame realized too late what it must have felt like for him, considering that Eggchan has a similar dynamic with Wemmbu as Lomedy does with Flame. Flame leveled an entire civilization because he thought Lomedy died, he joined Cindercrest for Lomedy. How could he have called Wemmbu dramatic when he has done similar things? As much as he hopes Wemmbu will forgive him, the dragon's breath he spat proved that they were back on square oneโmore like square negative three honestly.
Wemmbu jumped from atop the tower to admire the explosions while gliding through the air, spitting an aroma of dragon's breath over crowds as he flew over. As he landed he began smashing people using his mace, though he purposely avoided directly attacking Parrot unless necessary. Wemmbu may have 'accidentally' maced Flame a few times.
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The fight was a success. After some trial and error due to Parrot's machines, Cindercrest and Arachnid's army won the battle.
While everyone was regrouping after Parrot retreated, Wemmbu couldn't help but glare daggers at the reason he's in this situation. Flame definitely noticed. Despite Wemmbu's headpiece, Flame could feel the glare from a mile away. He tried to ignore it at first, but Wemmbu wasn't trying to be discreet. Flame eventually had enough of it.
Flame walked up to Wemmbu in a few easy strides. "What is your problem bro?" Flame spat accusingly.
"Oh, I wonder," Wemmbu retorted, spitting some fire in the process.
Flame scoffed, "It's not MY fault that YOU let Eggchan be kidnapped!" Flame's body started heating up and emitting sparks, reflecting his frustration.
A maniacal grin spread across Wemmbu's face, the cracks in his horns shining a bright purple. "Okay, so if I went and killed Lomedy right now, it would be YOUR fault for not protecting him, right?" Wemmbu's tone was stone cold, sharp and threatening. He made sure to leave a dragon's breath aroma around himself while speaking. His tail flicked around wildly.
Flame stumbled over his words. He had to admit, that was a good point. Although he understood to an extent, his pride wouldn't let him back down. He clicked his tongue in annoyance. Fortunately, before he could come up with another snarky come-back, Yungy and Saps intervened.
"Woah, woah, woah! What's going on here?" Yungy stepped between them, giving Wemmbu a sharp glare.
Saps attempted-and failed-to lighten the mood, "Lets not fight guys, celebrate! We just took down the capitol after all!"
Wemmbu rolled his eyes, turned around and walked away. His tail swishing violently behind him.
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Wemmbu just wanted to see Egg. He's so tired of everything. Flame really knows how to get under his skin. He wants everything to go back to the way it was right after the Law was defeated. As he's walking towards Eggchan's cell, Yungy stops him.
"What were you thinking?!" Yungy ridiculed.
Wemmbu deadpanned, "About the reason I'm even here in the first place."
Yungy tried to calm himself down, yet to no avail. "Saps told Arachnid he was concerned about your attitude towards Flame." Yungy's voice sounded strained, "Arachnid is livid. He demanded to see you."
Wemmbu's entire body became rigid. He knew he was already chained, and he really didn't want the restraints to be tightened again.
Wemmbu didn't say anything, just walked past Yungy like he was a ghost. In a way, he felt as if he was becoming one himself. Yungy followed as Wemmbu made his way to the throne room. The moment Wemmbu stepped through the doors, he felt the atmosphere change.
"Well, if it isn't my favorite warrior!" Arachnid looked and sounded manic, Wemmbu's heart immediately dropped.
"I heard about your little fiasco with FlameFrags at Capitol City." Arachnid's tone was threateningly cheerful. "I also seem to recall a little conversation we had about acting out of turn."
"I-" Wemmbu triedโbeing immediately cut off.
The spider was closing in on its prey, about to strike. "I do wonder how much seraphim feathers are sold for around here, I bet the number is quite high.
Wemmbu's heart stopped. He remembered Egg mentioning something like that before while briefly talking about his past. "No- You can hurt me, just leave him out of this. I'll do the missions perfectly, leave him alone." His voice was shaky, but firm.
"Thats what I like to hear! Any more little flukes, and I'll forbid you from seeing him altogether. Are we clear?" Arachnid knew exactly what kind of power he held, and he intended to exploit it to its fullest potential.
Wemmbu was terrified of Arachnid hurting Egg, he would not let that happen even if it meant it killed him. "Yes.." Wemmbu muttered.
Yungy was silently watching the exchange, horrified. He had never expected Arachnid to make a threat that extreme. And that favorite warrior comment.. Arachnid was rapidly growing more and more distant and unstable. Yungy watched as Wemmbu left the room.
"Yungy," Arachnid commanded, "keep him in check."
Yungy bowed, "Yes king Arachnid."
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Wemmbu practically ran to Egg's room. He had to make sure he was okay. His panic instantly melted into relief when he saw Egg.
"Egg!" Wemmbu ran up to him, checking for injuries. "Are you okay?"
Egg was insanely confused, "Yeah, why wouldn't I be? I've been taken hostage so many times and I still haven't died after all."
That earned a laugh out of Wemmbu, slowly dissolving the rest of his unease into comfort as he spoke with his best friend.
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-END OF CHAPTER-
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Seraphimโthis ?e???r origin is known for its six sets of wings, one giant eye, and many smaller eyes. They are very righteous creatures, and are not from this universe. They have divine capabilities.
Ophanimโthis A??h?? origin is known for having many sets of wings, along with one giant eye and many smaller eyes covering them entirely. They are not from this universe. They have divine capabilities.
Checking my tumblr is really funny because I can just see how I have a single day where I yap for around 3-5 posts like a chud and then I just go silent for a few days LMAO
Since the dawn of the tension between the kingdoms, Aether had known that its light alone would not be enough to contain the growing shadow of End. The ethereal kingdom, suspended among eternal clouds and luminous crystals, lived under the constant threat of a conflict that could drown its crystal towers into the abyss. And so, the Queen, in her calculated wisdom, decided to offer what she valued most: blood of her own blood.
Egg was the fourth of her children, still only a child when the decision was made. Not the strongest, nor the brightest, but he possessed something rare that made him suitable for sacrifice: an almost tangible purity, a soul that seemed untouched by the corruption of the world. The Queen chose him personally, without hesitation. That night, the curtains of the royal chambers were drawn shut, and Eggโs fate was sealed in silence.
From that day onward, the young prince was prepared. Rigorous training shaped both his body and mind to endure the unknown. Severe instructors taught him combat arts, diplomatic protocol, physical and mental endurance, ancient languages, and forgotten rituals. Rumors spread quietly through the palace halls: would he be killed as an offering? Would his body be used in some ritual of alliance? Would he serve as a consortโฆ a slave? Egg never asked. He simply obeyed, with a calmness that unsettled even the most experienced among them.
Even under constant watch, he found ways to escape into the Great Library of Aether. Among towering stacks of ancient tomes and floating memory crystals, Egg consumed knowledge endlessly. He read about the dark customs of End, about the creatures inhabiting its shadowed lands, about the ancient gods that demanded tributes of flesh and soul. He read until his eyes burned, trying to understand what awaited him. His purity remained untouched, almost like an invisible armor, but his mind became sharper and increasingly curious.
The years passed like mist over the ethereal mountains. Egg grew in silence, transforming from a frightened child into a young man of otherworldly beauty: pale skin, white hair like clouds, and eyes carrying both innocence and an abyss of accumulated knowledge. At twenty-one human years of age โ the point at which the ritual would become irreversible โ the entire kingdom mobilized.
The preparations were both grand and mournful. Banquets were held not in celebration, but in farewell. Ceremonial garments were woven from threads of pure light and celestial gold, tailored to emphasize his slender and delicate figure. Rare perfumes were brushed onto his skin, sacred oils anointed his body, and protective symbols were painted across his back and wrists. The palace gleamed beneath floating lanterns, and the court arrived dressed in soft shades of white and gold.
Egg walked among them with his head held high, his gaze distant. No one truly knew what awaited him beyond the shadowed border. Would he be received as a royal gift, a slave, a forced spouse, or a sacrifice meant to be consumed? The only certainty was that, at the rise of the next eclipse, he would be delivered to the Kingdom of Wemmbu.
And so, on the eve of his offering, the young man with the pure soul stood before the portal to The End, watching its dark surface in silence. So, without looking back, he went inside.
I hope the translation is correct; English is not my first language.
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I think Theo should be forced cuck Billfragsโฆhis ass is FUMINGGGG watching them fuckโฆwhy not add Parrot too fuck it he can cuck too (or join inโฆ)
ihave nothing more to add to this Lowkey.. ๐ง parrot probably wont care Too Much if he were to cuck but heโd be doing backflips in his restraints if it were theo
I think Billy and Parrot should make out and be toxic Yaoi together while Theo is figuring out how this shit happened and Saps is thinking about his ex, Flux, the entire as he watches themโฆ
He misses his ex you see and Billy and parrot remind him of himself and his ex โQueen
hello I am backkk hehe!!!! waves waves I wanna hear avoid your favorite uu ship and the hc you like most about them!!! - pup
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As much as I lurk in other people's inboxes (though, pretty openly? It's not like I'm totally anonymous given by how I just repost the places I've been in) and yap about other ships, you can tell by my posts that I'm BIASED as hell when it comes to Wemmegg ๐ญ
I do NOT play about Wemmegg bro. I remember when I first got into it and all I saw in ao3 was like 2 pages of fics, it was so sad
And about headcanons
I saw nhevl's headcanons about them a while back but one of them was yapping about how they feel like those 2 wouldn't be like
In an official relationship ifykwi(we?)m
Like, something along the lines of them denying any relationship questions that inquire specifically about how intimate they are. And though both of them have their reasons for doing soโlike Wemmbu too stubborn to be blunt about his romantic interest in Eggchan or Eggchan excusing it as compliance while being dense about his true feelingsโthey're still, yk, in that sorta weirdly homoerotically intimate relationship
Ngl, I agree with that idea
But my mind lowkey just strayed a little farther and locked in on the idea of them being obsessed + yearning for eachother while being unable to properly establish whatever bond and the romantic involvement they got going in there ๐ญ๐ญ
Liiiike
They are open about how co-dependent their relationship is (they lowk dgaf). They also tend to be pretty handsy about eachother, and the way they are very blatant about how they prefer eachother nearly all the time would make you a DUMBASS for assuming there wasn't anything anything gay asf about their relationship whatsoever
It's just that people tend to underestimate how deep it goes
Wemmbu is incredibly head-over-heels for Eggchan, and the way their relationship remained even through all the trials they've endured only SOLIDIFIES it to a point that it kinda fucked with him a little. Before, it was sorta just open affection with a playful yet (not) subtly intimate air. Nowadays, (esp w/ the Arachnid situation) it's gotten to a point where Wemmbu can be dangerously possessive and even HE doesn't notice it. He displays it pretty casually but if you pay attention to his words, he actually holds Eggchan in a pretty reverent light
And yet at the same time, at the end, you're not really getting an actual solidified answer about what they are ๐ญ there's some times where people taunt Wemmbu, so the latter only snarls about how Eggchan is "his" but if you ask him /srsly then you're not really getting much
Eggchan is similar, but different at the same time
Though he's just as casual as Wemmbu, it's more or less because of genuine (though inherently mixed) belief that it is honestly just whatever the fuck it is right now, and that's NORMAL for themโliterally, with the way they handle it. The fact that they do stuff that can EASILY say otherwise (stuff like the way they're so devoted to eachother, or say just getting at it like 2 rabbits in heat, etc.) matters little since Eggchan isn't actually quite sure how to view it himself either, all he knows is that it's something that he'd rather die than lose.
That said, despite how much I describe it as Eggchan being more compliant to an obssessive Wemmbu, I don't think he'd be any less different. I doubt he'd be subtle about it, but he's more often than not treated too lightly by people for them to think too deeply about the times he talks about wanting Wemmbu back to stay with him forever and stuff like that. Weird asf, but Eggchan humor they can just focus on briefly before moving past. Because most of it is him being unable to properly give a name to that feeling that GENUINELY want Wemmbu and makes him pleased with the way that Wemmbu subtly (blatantly?) reciprocates it
I don't know if I actually explained it properly but the thing I wanted to say is that I see a situation where
Wemmbu KNOWS that something is there, it's just that he's already gaslighted himself during the early days that it's hard for him to properly acknowledge how intensely it's developed over the late years
Meanwhile Eggchan views it in a more complex way that it's hard for him to UNDERSTAND what it truly is, and instead tries to settle with whatever they have going on in the present
HOLY YAP I DIDNT REALIZE HOW LONG I MADE THIS
MB I'VE BEEN TYPING THIS OUT WHILE WATCHING A FEW MOVIES, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO LONG + SO UNORGANIZED ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Writing this fanfic wasโฆ an experience. I spent almost 2 days writing it while running on almost no sleep, dude! LOL
. Summary
"It all started with a simple game of UNO.
No one could have imagined that an innocent joke between friends would end with Egg, the angel, having to wear a skirt for an entire week. But that was how things worked in the group: stupid bets, endless teasing, and Wemmbu always ready to turn everything into chaos.
Egg and Wemmbu had been best friends for a long time โ or rather, much more than friends. They were lovers. Everyone knew."
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Some designs give Eggchan head wings right? Imagine Wemmbu yanking him down further on his cock using the wings like handlebars. Making him take more of it in his mouth.
- ๐ anon ><
YOOO
Wemmbu lowkey pulling on them to tease Eggchan during sex... genius idea anon
Honestly I DO think that at the beginning, Wemmbu would be pretty careful around (and probably protective of) Eggchan's wings since he's not quite sure how they work
And then maybe like, while dealing with an avian like Parrot or Theo, he asks about how they work, and finds himself through a crash-course on the basic stuff like how they might work (since I hc Eggchan's wings to be far larger thwn theirs) and which parts are the most sensitive and WHAT kind of sensitive they are
And THAT's when Wemmbu starts to experiment in all sorts of wingplay with Egg
Oohhh Yuri Wemmegg? Your yuri Wemmegg idea is so good, yuri Wemmegg is totally that one picture of that girl applying a new lipstick and saying "You must be getting awfully bored of this experiment!" While the other one is sitting there kiss-dazed ๐คญ
Btw I'm โ๏ธanon, can I be ๐ anon pretty please ๐ฅบ
YES bro I LOOVE, esp for the yuri Wemmegg ๐ซถ๐ซถ
Yk I imagine Wemmbu trying to be "subtly" swooning, so I think it'd be REALLY funny if Eggchan was those kinds of women who tend to be handsy with close (female) friends for the fun of it. So it'd fuck with Wemmbu even more, probably inciting both even MORE homo yearning and jealousy in some cases ๐
(Honestly a throwback to my own friends since I do have quite a few who are similar)
