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I hc him chtonic angel honestly, the ones from Old Testament, Egg is really scary in his full deformed form - he is a huge thing made of wings folded at various angles to make a human-ish form, with some animals limbs maybe even heads and eyes eyes everywhere.

Egg is pretty chill, but sometimes and some things make him lose his temper and his angelic nature starts to rip disguise into shreds. After that, he and Wemmbu spend almost an hour trying to assemble something from feathers, wings, meat, eyes, and divine light back into something digestibly human - Egg still sometimes forgets what should be inside and what should be outside, what normal human's eyes look like, and how many joints there are in their hands.

...this also happends when Egg sneezes to hard and his human form torn to pieces again. Wemmbu is used to this and helps to put his face back together, casually directing a la "No, bro, the eyeball should be smaller and should lie right here and not in the cheek".

Sometimes Egg remembers that even Wemmbu a long-living species, and can live a pretty long live - angel will outlive him anyway. So Eggchan becoming so upset by this, that is his human body just rejects to assemble and stay put and starts melting an disform into angelic form - Egg is pretty chill guy, yet sometimes he need some time to cry.

Wemmbu has to sit with a huge THING who barely fits in a room that makes sounds like something between the hum of a thermal power plant and whale songs, and at the same time cries straight out of his pupils - Wemmbu knows why Egg crying,has already learned this reason perfectly and strokes angel's fluffed feathers with the words "I'm not going to die yet, don't get so upset, and in general, although I'm not eternal like you, I'm long-lived. Just stop crying pls, you'll drown us"

THIS IS ANGST MATERIAL. I KNOW. I CANT HELP BUT GIGGLE AT THE LAST PART THOUGH 😭😭

"Its ok I wont die yet, maybe. Both of us might actually die rn tho if you keep crying" PELASE

Though I personally don't hc this, since my hcs are a little more complicated, I do find it to be a funny concept!! Imagine this happening at like, a REALLY inconvenient time 😭 like, say, something involving the other protags, so they just see??? Whatever the HELL Eggchan just became?????

Egg had his very first kiss with him, with eyes squeezed shut and wings fluttering shyly only to give Wemm the softest, chaste peck on the lips. Internally, he still worried that he was doing too much, or that he might be overwhelming Wemmbu on their first time together. Meanwhile all Wemm can think of is how pretty his angel would look like laid out underneath him and begging for more.

-🎉anon again

IM CRYING

Wyd when the immortal angel, widely recognized as "all-knowing" due to all he knowledge he's attained throughout his years, gets DOMMED by a demon just because he's inexperienced with SEX. Or, in fact, just anything related to romance.

The only thing this guy knows is the bare minimum, like a chaste peck or close touch like hugs or cuddles. He's genuinely just a virgin bro, growing increasingly hesitant when a finger even starts to circle his entrance 😭 Wemmbu having to distract him because Eggchan involuntarily grows stressed 😭😭 save him

Wait bro imagine like

Wemmbu joking about how with Eggchan's age, he should lay down, relax, and let him do the rest. Eggchan's heard that usually sex gets pretty intense, so he's pretty reluctant and isn't quite sure of what Wemmbu means. Shouldn't he contribute to something?

Then Wemmbu insists. He wants Eggchan's first time to be special, he wants Egg to be his little pillow princess while he makes the attempts the greatest effort into restraint known to man. He wants to slowly press kisses along Eggchan's body so that he could melt into the comfort, then massage certain spots that'd bring out subconscious whines while he's in the haze of warmth.

Slow and gentle, so he can make the steady trek up to a higher pace so that Eggchan can enjoy a rough pace without getting immediately overwhelmed. Or, well, at least not in a negative connotation. There's a very likely chance he gets overwhelmed with all the sensations that somehow begin to blur into his mind while he babbles out moans.

Thats sssooo real

Icl gang I saw on ao3 there was a few people making a Wemmegg dc server a while back but idk if Im late as hell

or or mayhaps the reverse 👀 fae egg 👀 idk idk - pup

HII HII HIII PUPP!! Icl bro I also miss being on tumblr 😭 I desperately wanna get around to being chronically online again but they keep on throwing more work at me 💔

FAE WEMMEGG FAE WEMMEGG!!! Yuummmm

I noticed that people really liked that one, too LMAO. It's my 2nd biggest post I think, which is really funny, because I vaguely remember being SO high when I wrote that, since it was like 4am and I refuuusssed to sleep 😭

ALSO REVERSE IS SUCH A FIRE IDEA BRO WAIITTTT

Okok listeeenn

So, the whlle debacle with the og twist is: Fae Wemmbu INTENTIONALLY overlooks crucial information he sees useless, right?

He uses the advantages he possesses as a mythical species so that he can forever keep Eggchan, whether it be things like the natural magic that occurs in the woods, or him outright KILLING village residents.

But he DOESN'T tell Eggchan; he basically FORCES Eggchan to figure it out himself, because he thinks that it's only natural. They love eachother, don't they? So why can't he make Eggchan his? And for that same reason, what right does he not have to keep him "safe"?

And that transition happens slowly, and subtly, subtle enough that when Eggchan FINALLY realizes the situation he's in—he can't help but feel little for the casualties he's caused. He's become desensitized to the fae's antics, and while he feels guilty enough to chide Wemmbu and sternly inform him what Eggchan believes is NOT right, it doesn't change the fact that the way he handles it feels a little too dismissive.

Mind you, the MURDER that's been occuring in his HOMETOWN is HIS FAULT. He should be FREAKING OUT, but he isn't. That's when the blur starts to become noteworthy, but it's far too late for Eggchan to withdraw when he's in the centre of it all.

If it were swapped, I think fae Eggchan would be purposely deceitful.

Okay, yeah, fae Wemmbu was misleading. But, to be fair, Eggchan was too ignorant. As someone who initially just wanted to discover more things regarding fae, his focus lied elsewhere, so he didn't have the chance to notice the very obviously placed red flags. He thought that, with Wemmbu's sharp humor, that he was joking. So, look where that brought him?

Fae Eggchan, on the other hand, knows that Wemmbu is clever. So, just so that he gets his way, he becomes a filthy liar. Where Wemmbu says nothing, Eggchan fabricates a story straight to your face, and does it in such a casual mannerism that it feels natural enough to become reality.

In this AU, I think Wemmbu would be a hunter. With the news of a fae taking residence nearby, the village has been in disarray. As a result, a bounty was arranged, and Wemmbu's greedy ass went STTRRAAAIGHT for it 😭

After a bit of detective work, he didn't really find anything aside the typical "oh, a fae came into our woods, and a villager went missing. It must be the fae's fault!" Which does sound like a bunch of speculation, but faes are known to be a pretty troublesome creatures. It'd be better to assume that it was related, rather than have an aneurysm trying to handle two considerably concerning issues at once, and Wemmbu was only here for the fas, after all.

Furthermore, he's already getting a headache trying to locate this damned fae. When you enter the more paranormal section of the woods, it's as if the woods themselves are trying to misguide you; it was a terrible combo to dense mist and the subtle whispers in his head, telling his gut to retreat.

There's a genuine point where Wemmbu sees a dancing light. Hopeful, he chases it down, and the light responds with running away. By the time he nearly catches it, it dissolves out of his hand and he finds himself stumbling to where he can see the roofs of the village in the distance. He was back. It was a will-o-wisp, aaalllways wanting to fuck him over!

Frustrated, he promptly returns back for the night.

And in the distance, white-haired fae watches, chuckling with amusement.

I don't know what the crowd would think of this, but I have an idea where Eggchan initially disguises himself as a village resident, and makes a faux scenario where he meets Wemmbu. It lasts for quite a while, and Eggchan ensures Wemmbu stays by deliberately toying with him as a fae. Although he doesn't really wanna bother, or even acknowledge the villagers, he also traps a few in the maze of the forest. This leads to a few deaths, whether it be through animals or starvation. He becomes more and more of a problem so that Wemmbu stays longer.

That said, it isn't long before some villagers notice the anomaly within their village. After all, Eggchan is not theirs. They do not know him, no matter how much he insists he's the owner of a cottage a little further into the woods. That just makes things more suspicious, no?

It becomes a whole situation, and Wemmbu insists that that's not the case. That ANNOYING fae is too much of a sly asshole to be his cool, funny, and pretty roommate (and they were (temporarily) roommates 🥹).

And. Icl guys. Im already getting tired asf 😭😭😭

Long story short, Eggchan goes missing, and it results in a "Parrot... I am Wifies." situation. (YES fae Eggchan is genuinely just director Wifies. YES actually isn't any less different than fae Wemmbu. It's just that fae Wemmbu is more straightforward, and kills those he deems as threats. Fae Eggchan is a LOT more roundabout, not wanting to get bloody, and just letting his victims kill themselves by finding their shittiest trait and honing it (either that or he just. Yk. Drags them in the forest and leaves them stranded with a bit of magic)

Eggchan jokes about all the hickies on his neck and asks if Wemmbu is trying to give him a collar of them; the way Wemmbu's eyes light up with a glint tells him that while he wasn't before, he certainly will be now, and Eggchan is not leaving that bed until he does it

- 🐊 anon here ^^

And then the aftermath is just a scene where Eggchan, too tired to do anything, melts into the sheets with groans and grumbles as he glares at a smug Wemmbu. He's genuinely going to knock the shit out this fucking demon bro (he cant 😭😭😭 do anything 😭😭😭😭😭)

I like to say that Eggchan doesn't actually mind the hickies. He actually enjoys Wemmbu's possessive tendencies from time to time (which is why he isn't salty every time it occurs) and often asks Wemmbu to give him love bites in specific areas during sex because he shamefully finds it hot.

It's just that, especially when in the haze of being fucked, he has a more "that's a problem for future him" mindset

So when he wakes up, he just curses his past self. He laments the fact that they ache on his skin and it isn't possible for there to just be a pretty little hicky somewhere on his skin because there is genuinely no way to avoid Wemmbu's biting habits, which, mind you, starts bleeding more times than not.

So, when alone in a cage and awaiting Wemmbu's rescue, he sits patiently with some of his clothing loose for easier access to some of those marks. He presses on a bitemark on his collarbone, careful with the twinge of soreness that follows suit, and traces circles on another somewhere higher on his calf.

Broken harmonies messes with broken body - Wemmbu never knows for sure when it will hit and let's say he forced to spend his heat with Jaden.

Wemmbu's heat cycles are irregular and fucked up due to stress, it's last differently each time and goes painfully. Sometimes it's torture worse then death, going for almost a week and Wemms end up with spraining wrists (yep, both.) and sore body, and sometimes it's just two days of nugging and that's it.

He also spends his heats alone and refuse any help, feeling to vulnerable and defensless and weak. Instead Wemms tryes to hide somwhere relatevily safe and suffer alone, without someone else's gaze.

Wemmbu doesn't have time and doesn't care enough about himself to even learn how to build a proper nest - his maximum is "pillow between legs, tight wrap in blanket and lay back to wall" but if only that. (TW??? Zam is one a really evil bitch okay, i wanna make her even worse so since she's also omega - she has some knowlege about "how to mutulate enough")

His cycle suffered much from quite risky and stressfull life Wemmbu have but it also affected by the fact Wemmbu being infertile due severe internal trauma. Zam did everything she could to cripple and stigmatize Wemmbu as mere object, a belonging. So yeah, Wemmbu bad as omega even in their main purpose of bearing a child - maybe he even experienced miscarriage since scarred womb not really suitable for carrying.

ZAM AW HELL NAW 😭 SOMEONE SLIME THAT GIRL OUT BRO

Jaden, though a beta, would feel sssooooo bad bro

Like, he'd offer to help Wemmbu out with his heat cycle but only gets startled when the response is a pretty adamant rejection

He'd definitely want to respect Wemmbu's wishes, but it's hard to stay there and do nothing when it's so OBVIOUS that Wemmbu is hurting himself

I think that there'd genuinely just be a point where they argue it out and Jaden coerces Wemmbu to give him a chance, at least for ONE TIME.